Merida's Fourth Post

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WickedWitchOfTheWest: YES I AM A MAJESTIC UNICORN πŸ¦„

ReginaMills: No you aren't

WickedWitchOfTheWest: You're just jealous

ReginaMills: I prefer my dark hair and skin that is so much less likely to get sunburnt

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Excuse you I have only gotten sunburnt once before!

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Wait...twice

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Three times?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Nope, four

ReginaMills: We're going to be here all day, aren't we

WickedWitchOfTheWest: It's Cora's fault I have red hair!

QueenOfHearts: Why is it my fault?!

HenryMills: 🌈SCIENCE!!!🌈

QueenOfHearts: Gross

BraveMerida: Having red hair is a good thing though!!

BraveMerida: We're majestic unicorns πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸ¦„

HenryMills: So if the Underworld is real and the Disney Hercules is real...what color is Megara's hair?

EmmaSwan: Dark red

ReginaMills: Maroon

NealCassidy: Purple

BelleFrench: Magenta

HenryMills: But magenta and purple aren't natural hair colors and there was no hair dye in Ancient Greece...

BelleFrench: 🌈MAGIC!!!🌈

BelleFrench: She sold her soul to Hades maybe he gave her some hair dye as a consolation prize since her boyfriend left her

BraveMerida: But if Megara has red hair that means she's also a majestic unicorn!

QueenOfHearts: Would you quit with the majestic unicorn thing already?!

BraveMerida: We deserve to be majestic unicorns! People used to think we were vampires!

PeterPan: Maybe you are, I mean you burn rather easily in the sun...

BraveMerida: Oh, shut up

BraveMerida: You have no idea what it's like for your entire body to be pretty much sunburnt

PeterPan: Yes, because I'm not a vampire

BraveMerida: I could turn you into one

ReginaMills: I'm going to step in before this gets out of hand

ReginaMills: Pan, go back to the Underworld

PeterPan: Me?! It was Merida who started it!

EmmaSwan: No it wasn't...

ReginaMills: Quit acting like a four-year-old; Roland is more mature than you are

PeterPan: Fine then

BelleFrench: Hey guys I have some exciting news!

ReginaMills: No you can't tell them until hiatus ends!

BelleFrench: I was just going to say that Gaston is coning back...

MrGold: NOPE

MrGold: HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO COME BACK I THOUGHT TURNING HIM INTO A ROSE GOT RID OF HIM FOR GOOD

BelleFrench: YOU TURNED HIM INTO A ROSE?!

MrGold: Maybe....

BelleFrench: So is he alive or is he in the Underworld?

MrGold: No idea

MrGold: Where is Dopey at right now?

EmmaSwan: WAIT DOPEY IS STILL A TREE

ReginaMills: YEAH BECAUSE YOU WON'T LET US BREAK YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CURSE

EmmaSwan: WELL I DIDN'T CAST IT, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BREAK IT?!

ReginaMills: MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED HOOK BEFORE YOU KNOCKED HIM AND EVERYONE ELSE OUT AND TOOK OUR MEMORIES!

EmmaSwan: I WAS A LITTLE BUSY MAKING SURE NO ONE REMEMBERED HOOK WAS THE DARK ONE

ReginaMills: Also I'd like to point out that the only ones who failed people in Camelot were Arthur and you and Hook

EmmaSwan: Shut up

ReginaMills: No because wE NEED TO TURN DOPEY BACK INTO A DWARF AGAIN!

ReginaMills: AND ALSO PREVENT ANYONE ELSE FROM BEING TURNED INTO A TREE

EmmaSwan: WAIT!

EmmaSwan: Killian had no idea what he was doing when he cast the curse and neither did I because Merlin made most of it. All Killian did was crush Merlin's heart and all I did was take everyone's memories, which I did using a dreamcatcher I had made

EmmaSwan: What did Zelena use to make you forget the Missing Year?

ReginaMills: A potion of some sort, probably one she brewed herself

EmmaSwan: So she had control over what happened to people who crossed the town line. Obviously she would turn them into flying monkeys

EmmaSwan: But when you cast the curse, you made everyone forget as well, so they just couldn't leave town at all

EmmaSwan: But for me, I had no clue what I was doing, so the curse looked back to Merlin's heart and found a curse it had held; being turned into a tree. Then it looked at my dreamcatcher and realized it was handmade from a tree

EmmaSwan: And now, we have a tree that used to be a dwarf

ReginaMills: Yeah but how do we break the curse?

EmmaSwan: Well when you cast the curse, I broke it and I was pretty much your worst enemy at the time

EmmaSwan: When Zelena made everyone forget, you broke the curse, and you were (and still are) pretty much her worst enemy

ReginaMills: So it would be either you or Hook's worst enemy

EmmaSwan: My worst enemy would have been the darkness...

ReginaMills: But Hook's would have been Gold

RedRidingHood: RUMBELLE!!!

ReginaMills: Or...

RedRidingHood: Or what?

ReginaMills: Or...

EmmaSwan: OR WHAT?!

ReginaMills: I can't say yet

ReginaMills: But it could work

EmmaSwan: Sweet so just lead Gold to that person and he can break the curse!

ReginaMills: I can't exactly do that yet

EmmaSwan: Because of hiatus?

ReginaMills: ........

ReginaMills: Sure

EmmaSwan: Okay so all we have to do is wait until March!

EmmaSwan: It's almost February so

EmmaSwan: IT'S ALMOST FEBRUARY

EmmaSwan: REGINA, IT'S ALMOST FEBRUARY!!!!!!!

ReginaMills: So Valentine's Day is coming...?

EmmaSwan: NO IT'S ALMOST FEBRUARY!!!!

ReginaMills: I don't follow

EmmaSwan: I'll give you a hint

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ReginaMills: The Super Bowl?

EmmaSwan: YES!!!!!!!!

LilyPage: GO BRONCOS

EmmaSwan: GO PANTHERS

ReginaMills: Oh no

EmmaSwan: Did you just say Broncos?

LilyPage: Did you just say Panthers?

ReginaMills: I'm just going to leave now

LilyPage: THE BRONCOS WILL WIN

EmmaSwan: Not against the Panthers

LilyPage: You mean especially against the Panthers

EmmaSwan: This is Super Bowl 50, the Panthers aren't going to lose

LilyPage: Well someone has to lose, and it's not going to be the Broncos

BraveMerida: What are you two even talking about?

ReginaMills: I wouldn't ask that...

EmmaSwan: FOOTBALL

LilyPage: THE GREATEST SPORT OF ALL TIMES BECAUSE THE BRONCOS EXIST

EmmaSwan: JUST SO THEY CAN GET BEAT BY THE PANTHERS

LilyPage: ****JUST SO THEY CAN BEAT THE PANTHERS****

BraveMerida: You know what? I just realized that we have a TAQC meeting scheduled for today!

SleepingBeauty: We do?

BraveMerida: Yup!

BelleFrench: We meet at Rumple's shop in five minutes

RedQueen: I should really invest in a portal to Storybrooke...

WillScarlet: YES

ReginaMills: Don't worry, Ana, we'll facetime you during the meeting

RedQueen: Okay!

EmmaSwan: Why do I feel like Merida just scheduled that meeting to get out of hearing us tell her about football?

LilyPage: Because she probably did

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