Merida's Fourth Post
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WickedWitchOfTheWest: YES I AM A MAJESTIC UNICORN π¦
ReginaMills: No you aren't
WickedWitchOfTheWest: You're just jealous
ReginaMills: I prefer my dark hair and skin that is so much less likely to get sunburnt
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Excuse you I have only gotten sunburnt once before!
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Wait...twice
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Three times?
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Nope, four
ReginaMills: We're going to be here all day, aren't we
WickedWitchOfTheWest: It's Cora's fault I have red hair!
QueenOfHearts: Why is it my fault?!
HenryMills: πSCIENCE!!!π
QueenOfHearts: Gross
BraveMerida: Having red hair is a good thing though!!
BraveMerida: We're majestic unicorns π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦
HenryMills: So if the Underworld is real and the Disney Hercules is real...what color is Megara's hair?
EmmaSwan: Dark red
ReginaMills: Maroon
NealCassidy: Purple
BelleFrench: Magenta
HenryMills: But magenta and purple aren't natural hair colors and there was no hair dye in Ancient Greece...
BelleFrench: πMAGIC!!!π
BelleFrench: She sold her soul to Hades maybe he gave her some hair dye as a consolation prize since her boyfriend left her
BraveMerida: But if Megara has red hair that means she's also a majestic unicorn!
QueenOfHearts: Would you quit with the majestic unicorn thing already?!
BraveMerida: We deserve to be majestic unicorns! People used to think we were vampires!
PeterPan: Maybe you are, I mean you burn rather easily in the sun...
BraveMerida: Oh, shut up
BraveMerida: You have no idea what it's like for your entire body to be pretty much sunburnt
PeterPan: Yes, because I'm not a vampire
BraveMerida: I could turn you into one
ReginaMills: I'm going to step in before this gets out of hand
ReginaMills: Pan, go back to the Underworld
PeterPan: Me?! It was Merida who started it!
EmmaSwan: No it wasn't...
ReginaMills: Quit acting like a four-year-old; Roland is more mature than you are
PeterPan: Fine then
BelleFrench: Hey guys I have some exciting news!
ReginaMills: No you can't tell them until hiatus ends!
BelleFrench: I was just going to say that Gaston is coning back...
MrGold: NOPE
MrGold: HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO COME BACK I THOUGHT TURNING HIM INTO A ROSE GOT RID OF HIM FOR GOOD
BelleFrench: YOU TURNED HIM INTO A ROSE?!
MrGold: Maybe....
BelleFrench: So is he alive or is he in the Underworld?
MrGold: No idea
MrGold: Where is Dopey at right now?
EmmaSwan: WAIT DOPEY IS STILL A TREE
ReginaMills: YEAH BECAUSE YOU WON'T LET US BREAK YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CURSE
EmmaSwan: WELL I DIDN'T CAST IT, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BREAK IT?!
ReginaMills: MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED HOOK BEFORE YOU KNOCKED HIM AND EVERYONE ELSE OUT AND TOOK OUR MEMORIES!
EmmaSwan: I WAS A LITTLE BUSY MAKING SURE NO ONE REMEMBERED HOOK WAS THE DARK ONE
ReginaMills: Also I'd like to point out that the only ones who failed people in Camelot were Arthur and you and Hook
EmmaSwan: Shut up
ReginaMills: No because wE NEED TO TURN DOPEY BACK INTO A DWARF AGAIN!
ReginaMills: AND ALSO PREVENT ANYONE ELSE FROM BEING TURNED INTO A TREE
EmmaSwan: WAIT!
EmmaSwan: Killian had no idea what he was doing when he cast the curse and neither did I because Merlin made most of it. All Killian did was crush Merlin's heart and all I did was take everyone's memories, which I did using a dreamcatcher I had made
EmmaSwan: What did Zelena use to make you forget the Missing Year?
ReginaMills: A potion of some sort, probably one she brewed herself
EmmaSwan: So she had control over what happened to people who crossed the town line. Obviously she would turn them into flying monkeys
EmmaSwan: But when you cast the curse, you made everyone forget as well, so they just couldn't leave town at all
EmmaSwan: But for me, I had no clue what I was doing, so the curse looked back to Merlin's heart and found a curse it had held; being turned into a tree. Then it looked at my dreamcatcher and realized it was handmade from a tree
EmmaSwan: And now, we have a tree that used to be a dwarf
ReginaMills: Yeah but how do we break the curse?
EmmaSwan: Well when you cast the curse, I broke it and I was pretty much your worst enemy at the time
EmmaSwan: When Zelena made everyone forget, you broke the curse, and you were (and still are) pretty much her worst enemy
ReginaMills: So it would be either you or Hook's worst enemy
EmmaSwan: My worst enemy would have been the darkness...
ReginaMills: But Hook's would have been Gold
RedRidingHood: RUMBELLE!!!
ReginaMills: Or...
RedRidingHood: Or what?
ReginaMills: Or...
EmmaSwan: OR WHAT?!
ReginaMills: I can't say yet
ReginaMills: But it could work
EmmaSwan: Sweet so just lead Gold to that person and he can break the curse!
ReginaMills: I can't exactly do that yet
EmmaSwan: Because of hiatus?
ReginaMills: ........
ReginaMills: Sure
EmmaSwan: Okay so all we have to do is wait until March!
EmmaSwan: It's almost February so
EmmaSwan: IT'S ALMOST FEBRUARY
EmmaSwan: REGINA, IT'S ALMOST FEBRUARY!!!!!!!
ReginaMills: So Valentine's Day is coming...?
EmmaSwan: NO IT'S ALMOST FEBRUARY!!!!
ReginaMills: I don't follow
EmmaSwan: I'll give you a hint
EmmaSwan: ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
ReginaMills: The Super Bowl?
EmmaSwan: YES!!!!!!!!
LilyPage: GO BRONCOS
EmmaSwan: GO PANTHERS
ReginaMills: Oh no
EmmaSwan: Did you just say Broncos?
LilyPage: Did you just say Panthers?
ReginaMills: I'm just going to leave now
LilyPage: THE BRONCOS WILL WIN
EmmaSwan: Not against the Panthers
LilyPage: You mean especially against the Panthers
EmmaSwan: This is Super Bowl 50, the Panthers aren't going to lose
LilyPage: Well someone has to lose, and it's not going to be the Broncos
BraveMerida: What are you two even talking about?
ReginaMills: I wouldn't ask that...
EmmaSwan: FOOTBALL
LilyPage: THE GREATEST SPORT OF ALL TIMES BECAUSE THE BRONCOS EXIST
EmmaSwan: JUST SO THEY CAN GET BEAT BY THE PANTHERS
LilyPage: ****JUST SO THEY CAN BEAT THE PANTHERS****
BraveMerida: You know what? I just realized that we have a TAQC meeting scheduled for today!
SleepingBeauty: We do?
BraveMerida: Yup!
BelleFrench: We meet at Rumple's shop in five minutes
RedQueen: I should really invest in a portal to Storybrooke...
WillScarlet: YES
ReginaMills: Don't worry, Ana, we'll facetime you during the meeting
RedQueen: Okay!
EmmaSwan: Why do I feel like Merida just scheduled that meeting to get out of hearing us tell her about football?
LilyPage: Because she probably did
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