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SnowWhite: Just got back in Storybrooke!!

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HenryMills: And I start school tomorrow 😢

HenryMills: MOM!!!!!

EmmaSwan: Yes?

HenryMills: No, other mom

EmmaSwan: Oh

ReginaMills: What is it?

HenryMills: I haven't gotten my schedule yet!!! And I don't know my way around the high school!!! What do I do?!

ReginaMills: Henry, I have your schedule right here. You were at the Charmings' for a few hours, so I was going to give it to you when you came over

HenryMills: Okay

HenryMills: BUT I STILL DON'T KNOW MY WAY AROUND THE HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!

ReginaMills: We can go to the high school when you get over here

HenryMills: I'm coming over right now!!

ReginaMills: Uh, okay...

EmmaSwan: Hey Henry?

HenryMills: I hope you realize I'm in Mary Margaret's car right now and using cellular data my other mom pays for

EmmaSwan: Yeah, but this is important

EmmaSwan: You're a freshman now, so you gotta make sure the upperclassmen don't go after you

CaptainHook: I don't know who these 'upperclassmen' are, but Henry's mom is the former Evil Queen, and his other mom is the Dark One, so I think he should be fine

EmmaSwan: Oh. Good point

EmmaSwan: Hey, wanna get some lunch?

CaptainHook: Sure!

HenryMills: MOM, I'M HERE!!!!

ReginaMills: Okay, I'll be there in a second

SnowWhite: Wait that means I'm alone again 😞

RobinOfLocksley: So am I!

SnowWhite: Regina left you?!

RobinOfLocksley: She's taking Henry to the high school

SnowWhite: So?

RobinOfLocksley: Henry isn't my son

SnowWhite: Not yet

SnowWhite: What about Roland? Isn't he going to school this year?

RobinOfLocksley: We registered him before we left for San Diego

SnowWhite: You know the ice cream social is tonight, right?

RobinOfLocksley: Regina wouldn't let me forget

RobinOfLocksley: You know, I don't see the big deal about this whole 'school' thing...

SnowWhite: School is where children learn everything they need to know to survive!!

HenryMills: Like how to find the side of a triangle!!!!!!!!!

HenryMills: My mom says I can't be on my phone so bye

RobinOfLocksley: Finding the side of a triangle is necessary to survive in this world?

SnowWhite: If you want to pass the...

SnowWhite: *cue scary music*

SnowWhite: Standardized tests

RobinOfLocksley: Ummmmm..........

SnowWhite: It's not as scary as it sounds!

SnowWhite: Since Storybrooke doesn't exist, the scores don't matter

SnowWhite: Well, they kinda do if you want to enroll in college...

SnowWhite: WE DON'T HAVE A COLLEGE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL

RobinOfLocksley: What's college?

SnowWhite: School beyond school that costs about $1000000000000

RobinOfLocksley: Why?

RobinOfLocksley: Why would you do that to yourself?

SnowWhite: So you can get a job to get money!!!!

RobinOfLocksley: You never went to college

RobinOfLocksley: And Regina never went to college

RobinOfLocksley: No one in this entire town has ever gone to college

LilyPage: I went to college for three days!!!

LilyPage: Then I dropped out and decided to work at a café/coffee shop in the middle of nowhere

RobinOfLocksley: You never went to college long enough to get an actual job and you're doing fine

LilyPage: Filled to the brim with darkness and part dragon, but fine

RobinOfLocksley: Exactly!!!

EmmaSwan: I went to college!!!

EmmaSwan: Btw Mom, do you have an extra $30,000 laying around anywhere?

SnowWhite: Ask Regina for some of her Queenly gems that she has no use for

EmmaSwan: But she already lent me some for comic con!!

RobinOfLocksley: Do you need that money to pay for the college you went to?

EmmaSwan: Yeah

EmmaSwan: But I live somewhere that doesn't exist, so no one can find me

RobinOfLocksley: Is that the Dark One part of you speaking?

EmmaSwan: Yes

SnowWhite: EMMA YOU NEED TO PAY OFF YOUR COLLEGE DEBT

EmmaSwan: NO

EmmaSwan: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I HATED THAT COLLEGE

EmmaSwan: There was this girl there named Starla

EmmaSwan: sHE WAS OUT TO GET ME I SWEAR

EmmaSwan: At least she was only there for three days

LilyPage: EMMA

EmmaSwan: What?

LilyPage: That was me

EmmaSwan: Anyone here know if there's a person who is the embodiment of fate?

EmmaSwan: Because I would love to punch him/her in the face

EmmaSwan: And push them off of a cliff

SnowWhite: Shut off your Dark Swan mode please

EmmaSwan: NO

EmmaSwan: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

EmmaSwan: I'M GOING TO KEEP MY DARK SWAN MODE ON AND NOT PAY MY COLLEGE DEBTS

EmmaSwan: And there is nothing you can do about it

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Author's note: I've been working on this since Sunday lol. But I finally finished!
And THANK YOU FOR 17K READS!!!