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LilyPage: #Selfie at the beach

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EmmaSwan: yOU WENT TO THE BEACH WITHOUT ME?!
LilyPage: I though you were spending time with your boyfriend today?
EmmaSwan: That's not the point
LilyPage: Well since you were with Hook, you couldn't have gone with me
CaptainHook: I have a real name, you know
ReginaMills: Yeah, it's Hook
CaptainHook: Pretty sure it's not
ReginaMills: What do you want us to call you? /Captain/ Hook?
CaptainHook: How about Killian? Seeing as that's my name
ReginaMills: Nah
LilyPage: Nah
EmmaSwan: Hey Regina why do you only have one picture on your account?
ReginaMills: Because that's the only picture I've posted...?
EmmaSwan: You don't post enough
ReginaMills: So?
EmmaSwan: Sooooooo you need to post more
ReginaMills: I'd rather not
ReginaMills: I'm the mayor of Storybrooke, in case you forgot
SnowWhite: You're the co-mayor!
ReginaMills: Still, I'm busy
EmmaSwan: I'm the co-sheriff and I have time
ReginaMills: That's because the only criminals you have to worry about are fairytale villains. And all of them are either locked up or good now.
ReginaMills: Or in a coma
ReginaMills: Or you
EmmaSwan: I'm not a villain!
ReginaMills: You're the Dark One
ReginaMills: And to be fair, it was me who locked up Zelena
ReginaMills: And Mary Margaret and I locked up Isaac
ReginaMills: You really need to start doing your job, Emma
EmmaSwan: What are you going to do about it?
ReginaMills: Fire you and your dad, then get someone who actually does their job
EmmaSwan: Who could ever replace us?
ReginaMills: About 85% of the town of Storybrooke
ReginaMills: Maleficent and Lily could do a better job than you
EmmaSwan: 🎶Why you gotta be so ru-ude?🎶
ReginaMills: If you don't stop singing that, I will fire you
EmmaSwan: Is that even legal?
ReginaMills: I created this town. Anything I want to be legal is legal
EmmaSwan: BUT THIS IS AMERICA
ReginaMills: We live in a town that doesn't exist
EmmaSwan: ...
ReginaMills: So go on, sing about how rude I am. But expect there to be a new sheriff tomorrow. And this time, my candidate choice will win, because Gold won't be helping you
EmmaSwan: You're so rude
ReginaMills: Thanks