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HenryMills: QOTD: What do you think of my mom (Regina)'s new username? I think it's wonderful

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ElsaOfArendelle: She has a new username?

HenryMills: Yup!

ElsaOfArendelle: What is it?

ReginaOfLocksley: It's Emma's fault and she's using magic to keep me from changing it -.-

EmmaSwan: >:)

ElsaOfArendelle: Awww I love it!

SnowWhite: IT IS THE BEST USERNAME IN THE HISTORY OF USERNAMES

ElsaOfArendelle: Well I wouldn't go THAT far...

SnowWhite: I would!

ReginaOfLocksley: That doesn't surprise anyone

ElsaOfArendelle: Nope

SnowWhite: Well it IS a pretty fantastical username

AnnaOfArendelle: I agree!

ReginaOfLocksley: Oh great, you're here too

EmmaSwan: You're over reacting, Regina, it's only until Valentine's Day is over

ReginaOfLocksley: -.-

EmmaSwan: >:)

BelleFrench: You two need to stop fighting

EmmaSwan: But it's friendly fighting

CaptainHook: Yeah! the floor and Regina are friends, so they friendly fight just like you and Regina

CaptainHook: Not the floor, the floor

CaptainHook: You know what I mean

ReginaOfLocksley: Of course we do

ReginaOfLocksley: We all know you're in love with the floor

CaptainHook: No, I'm in love with the floor

ReginaOfLocksley: Exactly

EmmaSwan: Don't worry, Neal, I'll fix it after Valentine's Day

EmmaSwan: *Neal

EmmaSwan: *Neal

EmmaSwan: Neal Cassidy

EmmaSwan: Neal Cassidy

NealCassidy: Do you want something?

EmmaSwan: No, I'm just trying to see if Regina left anything for me to call Neal

NealCassidy: You mean Hook?

EmmaSwan: Yeah, him

EmmaSwan: Neal

EmmaSwan: Wow Regina thought through this

ReginaOfLocksley: Of course I did

EmmaSwan: But did you consider Neal?!

ReginaOfLocksley: Yup

EmmaSwan: Darn it

HenryMills: Okay maybe you two should just change back whatever it was you changed in the first place

EmmaSwan: NO!

SnowWhite: Nothing is worth Regina changing her username!

ReginaOfLocksley: Nothing is worth Emma not being able to type out Hook's name in anyway

EmmaSwan: SwanFire!

CaptainHook: What?!

ReginaOfLocksley: She tried to type CaptainFloor

CaptainHook: That's even worse than SwanFire!

ReginaOfLocksley: But they're both canon

CaptainHook: No they aren't

ReginaOfLocksley: Fine

ReginaOfLocksley: CaptainFloor is the canon one, SwanFire is not

HenryMills: You three fight too much

RobinOfLocksley: Agreed

EmmaSwan: We've all had darkness in us, so it's not our fault

ReginaOfLocksley: But I've never had the Dark One darkness

ReginaOfLocksley: I'm not about that life

CaptainHook: Neither was I!

ReginaOfLocksley: I bet the floor wouldn't have turned you into a Dark One

EmmaSwan: I was saving his life!

CaptainHook: Being the Dark One is not a life I wanted to live!

EmmaSwan: But Neal...

NealCassidy: *Hook

EmmaSwan: Thanks

NealCassidy: Any time

SnowWhite: GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA!!!

ReginaOfLocksley: Well this isn't going to end well

BelleFrench: Nope

SnowWhite: It's called THE SHIP GAMES

ReginaOfLocksley: So instead of just not ending well, you decided to go with something that would result in someone getting murdered?

SnowWhite: It won't be THAT bad!

EmmaSwan: Well......

SnowWhite: Anyways, we are going to determine which ship is the best!

SnowWhite: So far, it's between
Outlaw Queen
Captain Swan
Rumbelle
Snowing
VioletBeliever
MadBeliever
WickedKing
HeckaWicked
Merlue
StableQueen
SwanFire
Gremma
FrankenWolf
EvilCharming
SwanQueen
😶👁
FrozenJewel
Kristanna
Are there any others I should include?

ReginaOfLocksley: CAPTAINFLOOR

SnowWhite: Fine

NealCassidy: Better yet, you could replace 😶👁 with CaptainFloor

TheSeer: Yes

SnowQueen: NO

SnowQueen: But you should add in StableMaiden

ReginaOfLocksley: Sorry WHAT?!

RobinOfLocksley: StablleMaiden as in the Stable Boy and Maiden Marian?

SnowQueen: Yup

NealCassidy: No

NealCassidy: You weren't supposed to talk about them in front of Outlaw Queen

ReginaOfLocksley: You DO realize we have real names, right?

NealCassidy: Fine, the Locksleys

ReginaOfLocksley: On a scale of 1-10, how much do you think Snow will freak out?

RobinOfLocksley: 52

SnowWhite: YES YOU CALLED THEM THE LOCKSLEYS I KNEW THEY WERE SECRETLY MARRIED

ReginaOfLocksley: ARE YOU NOT CONCERNED ABOUT STABLEMAIDEN?!

SnowWhite: Right, StableMaiden will be added to the Ship Games

ReginaOfLocksley: That's all you have to say?

SnowWhite: Yep

SnowQueen: Thank you for not questioning me, Snow

ReginaOfLocksley: WELL I'M QUESTIONING YOU

SnowQueen: That's okay

NealCassidy: I am also questioning you

SnowQueen: Why? You know it's as real as 😶👁

NealCassidy: No it's not

NealCassidy: It's more real than 😶👁 is, but you weren't supposed to bring it up in front of the Locksleys

ReginaOfLocksley: -.-

HenryMills: I think we should cancel the Ship Games

SnowWhite: NO!

ReginaOfLocksley: Either way, Snow will rig it so Robin and I win

ReginaOfLocksley: And either way, Ingrid spilled the beans about StableMaiden

SnowQueen: Um...well...

MaidenMarian: How many times do we have to tell you?!

StableBoy: StableMaiden IS NOT REAL

SnowQueen: It could be

ReginaOfLocksley: Okay maybe I do have enough self control to leave instagram

RobinOfLocksley: Let's do it

ReginaOfLocksley: We can take Fruitsnackia and Roland and Henry and leave town

RobinOfLocksley: We'll make up fake names

ReginaOflocksley: And we'll live in the midwest somewhere no one would look

ReginaOfLocksley: Like Indiana

HenryMills: Sounds like a plan

EmmaSwan: HENRY YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME

HenryMills: Well I COULD

SnowQueen: Guys, just chill out

EmmaSwan: Easy for you to say

EmmaSwan: SNOW queen

ReginaOfLocksley: Wow your puns are amazing

EmmaSwan: Thanks!

CaptainHook: She was being sarcastic

EmmaSwan: I know

StableBoy: We weren't supposed to let the Locksleys know about us, were we?

NealCassidy: That was the plan

MaidenMarian: Sorry

ReginaOfLocksley: Will anyone call us by our ACTUAL NAMES or are we stuck as 'the Locksleys' forever?

SnowWhite: You're the Locksleys forever

StableBoy: So I guess we'll be leaving now

ReginaOfLocksley: No

SnowWhite: No?

NealCassidy: No?

ReginaOfLocksley: I want answers about StableMaiden

ReginaOfLocksley: Is it real or is Ingrid just imagining things?

MaidenMarian: She's just imagining things

SnowQueen: Am not!

RobinOfLocksley: And second; how long have you two had instagram accounts?

StableBoy: Since August-ish? (the month, not the person)

MaidenMarian: We made them sometime during summer hiatus

ReginaOfLocksley: Why didn't you speak up sooner?

StableBoy: Meh

ReginaOfLocksley: That is not an answer

StableBoy: We didn't want to hurt you and Robin's relationship

MaidenMarian: Neal was fine because we all knew Emma had clearly moved on, or at least Hook wouldn't be absolutely devastated if she left

PrinceCharming: (Because he has the floor)

StableBoy: But you and Robin have been through a heck of a lot more stuff than Captain Swan

MaidenMarian: And with Neal, he would never try to win Emma back if he knew she had moved on, and we knew that you all would know that

NealCassidy: Say it again for the people in the back

StableBoy: But with the trick Zelena pulled, we weren't sure what you two would think

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Oh, so now it's all my fault?

ReginaOfLocksley: Yes

StableBoy: Pretty much

ReginaOfLocksley: Well now that we know you have accounts, you can speak up more

EmmaSwan: Just don't be like me and say you love all of your exes

CaptainHook: Yeah it's really annoying

ReginaOfLocksley: Also, it's Emma's trademark thing

EmmaSwan: Yup

SnowWhite: SO CAN I ADD STABLEMAIDEN TO THE SHIP GAMES?!

ReginaOfLocksley: Are we seriously still doing that?

SnowWhite: Obviously!

SnowQueen: Yes you can add them

MaidenMarian: No you cannot

SnowWhite: Okay I'm adding them

StableBoy: Why?

ReginaOfLocksley: Welcome to the club

EmmaSwan: It's a very interesting club

WickedWitchOfTheWest: The 'someone ships me with someone else and I don't like it' club

EmmaSwan: The only club Regina and Zelena will ever be in together

ReginaOfLocksley: Yep

MaidenMarian: So I must have missed something, but Regina, when did you change your username?

ReginaOfLocksley: Emma changed it because I made it so whenever she typed out Hook's name, it would change to Neal

ReginaOfLocksley: The username change was her revenge

MaidenMarian: Well I guess that makes sense

MaidenMarian: And you'd never admit that you're secretly married to Robin on your own

ReginaOfLocksley: And suddenly, I'm considering moving to Indiana again...

EmmaSwan: So you and Robin can elope?

PrinceCharming: Just like Whouffaldi!!

ReginaOfLocksley: I agree with David and no one else

EmmaSwan: It's okay; you don't have to admit that you can't wait until Regina of Locksley is your actual name

EmmaSwan: Or is it already your actual name?

ReginaOfLocksley: I hate you

EmmaSwan: Love you too 😘