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HenryMills: HAPPY LEAP DAY!!!!!!!

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CaptainHook: What?

HenryMills: It's February 29th!

CaptainHook: Wait

CaptainHook: LAST YEAR, FEBRUARY ONLY HAD 28 DAYS

HenryMills: Leap Days only happen once every four years, and we call those year Leap Years. This is a Leap Year, so February has 29 days

CaptainHook: Why?

ReginaOfLocksley: Maybe you should go ask Bill Nye

CaptainHook: Where does this Bill Nye person live?

CaptainHook: Is he even real?

CaptainHook: Or is he from a Disney movie and we're just assuming he's real?

HenryMills: Why do I feel like Disney actually does own Bill Nye's show?

EmmaSwan: Because Disney owns everything

NealCassidy: True that

HenryMills: They really do

CaptainHook: DOES DISNEY OWN US?!

ReginaOfLocksley: Disney double owns most of us

CaptainHook: Woah

EmmaSwan: TEAM NOT DOUBLE OWNED BY DISNEY YEET

HenryMills: You, Dad, Grace, Violet, Nimue, Daniel, Fruitsnackia, baby Neal, and I are the only ones who aren't double owned by Disney, right?

MissNimue: YAY I'M SPECIAL

QueenOfHearts: Does Disney double own me?!

ReginaOfLocksley: Disney quadruple owns you

SnowWhite: How does Disney double own us?

ReginaOfLocksley: The regular fairytale movies that are super inaccurate and the Once Upon a Time versions of ourselves are both owned by Disney

SnowWhite: Oh, that makes sense

SnowQueen: Disney doesn't double own me!

PirateMilah: Or me!

NealCassidy: TEAM NOT DOUBLE OWNED BY DISNEY!!!

HenryMills: Are they slowly killing people off not double owned by Disney....?

PirateMilah: Nah, we're just the first loves everyone pretends didn't exist

NealCassidy: True

PrinceCharming: I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

EmmaSwan: Go ahead and make the Captain Swan shippers hate you more, I don't mind having to fight them for you

ReginaOfLocksley: I'LL FIGHT THEM FOR YOU

ReginaOfLocksley: Especially Zelena

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Gee, thanks

PrinceCharming: Neal told Emma several times that he loved her/cared for her/etc, but didn't mind if she moved on. Hook, on the other hand, forced Emma to kiss him because he helped me

CaptainHook: So?

PrinceCharming: So which of those sounds like a healthy relationship?

PirateMilah: Yikes

PirateMilah: Good luck, Killian

ReginaOfLocksley: Neal is a much better boyfriend tbh

ReginaOfLocksley: But obviously not as good as Robin

RobinOfLocksley: Why thank you

NealCassidy: I'd never be as good a husband as Robin is to you either

EmmaSwan: Every time you say something like that, I imagine you cringing and expecting Regina to throw a vase at you or something but she never does

ReginaOfLocksley: Why a vase?

EmmaSwan: Would you like me to picture you chucking an entire chocolate cake at him instead?

ReginaOfLocksley: If you replace Neal with Hook, then yes

CaptainHook: I like chocolate cake!

ReginaOfLocksley: So does that mean I can throw one at you?

RobinOfLocksley: No

ReginaOfLocksley: Why not?

HenryMills: Because I want to EAT the chocolate cake and I can't do that after it's touched Hook's face

EmmaSwan: I'd still eat it

ReginaOfLocksley: You eat anything

EmmaSwan: Hey! You never know when the zombie apocalypse might start! Eat food while you can!

BelleFrench: That's some pretty good advice actually

ReginaOfLocksley: Why, are you planning on starting a zombie apocalypse?

BelleFrench: Yes

BelleFrench: I'll open a lumber store called Zee-Land but it will be an undercover scientific laboratory where my co-scientist, Bill Nye, and I accidentally create a virus that starts the zombie apocalypse

EmmaSwan: What?

BelleFrench: What?

HenryMills: BILL NYE IS GOING TO START THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?!

ReginaOfLocksley: OOH OOH ROBIN AND I CAMEUP WITN A FUN GAME SHOW LAST NIGHT

RobinOfLocksley: Regina, no

ReginaOfLocksley: We were watching Jeopardy and we decided we're going to create a game show exactly like Jeopardy, except you have to be the first one to jump out of your chair to answer. We'll call it Jeffardy and have Jefferson be the host

EmmaSwan: YES

EmmaSwan: HAVE OLD PEOPLE PARTICIPATE

RobinOfLocksley: DO NOT HAVE OLD PEOPLE PARTICIPATE

ReginaOfLocksley: I like your way of thinking, Emma

ReginaOfLocksley: You're hired!

EmmaSwan: For what?

RobinOfLocksley: The Locksleys' Great Idea Co.

ReginaOfLocksley: NO WE DON'T SAY THE NAME OUT LOUD THAT'S RULE NUMBER ONE

RobinOfLocksley: Rule number one is the Doctor lies

RobinOfLocksley: Rule number TWO is we don't say the company name out loud

RobinOfLocksley: However, I did not say it out loud and rule number 52 is I can break the rules because you love me

ReginaOfLocksley: No it's not

RobinOfLocksley: It is now

EmmaSwan: YAY I GET TO WORK IN THE LOCKSLEYS' GREAT IDEA CO.

EmmaSwan: Are you going to hire other people too?

ReginaOfLocksley: Maybe

ReginaOfLocksley: But not Hook

RobinOfLocksley: Rule number three is Hook can not be hired

CaptainHook: HEY!

ReginaOfLocksley: Sorry, it's in the rule book

CaptainHook: YOU MADE THE RULE BOOK!

ReginaOfLocksley: Rule number four is that I can't change the rules once they're made

ReginaOfLocksley: But we can hire Neal and Henry!

NealCassidy: YES!

HenryMills: Sweet

EmmaSwan: So what are your other brilliant ideas?

ReginaOfLocksley: A board game called U Stink At This Game in which the goal is to lose the least

EmmaSwan: How?

ReginaOfLocksley: We don't have all the details worked out yet

ReginaOfLocksley: But the dice is going to be like -1 through -6 and the cards will all say thins like "Move back seventeen spaces" or "Miss your next three turns"

EmmaSwan: Awesome

ReginaOfLocksley: Come over to my place and we can think up more ideas

ReginaOfLocksley: And I can tell you all of the rules

EmmaSwan: Okay

EmmaSwan: NEAL, YOU COMING?

NealCassidy: Sure

EmmaSwan: We'll be there in 5 minutes

ReginaOfLocksley: Sounds good!