Henry's Twenty-First Post

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HenryMills: Look guys! It's Snowing!

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EmmaSwan: You saw the opportunity and you took it

HenryMills: Yes I did

HenryMills: I wish it would snow more so we could get a snow day...

HenryMills: DUH! ELSA AND INGRID ARE STILL IN STORYBROOKE!

EmmaSwan: HENRY NO

EmmaSwan: @ ElsaOfArendelle @ SnowQueen do not cause a snow day, Henry doesn't need it no matter how much he begs you

SnowQueen: Okay

ElsaOfArendelle: But what if he gives me the sad puppy dog eyes?

EmmaSwan: NO SNOW DAYS

ElsaOfArendelle: Okay, okay

ElsaOfArendelle: What about a two hour delay?

EmmaSwan: Whatever

SnowWhite: NOOOOO

HenryMills: Sorry, Grandma

HenryMills: What's done is done

HenryMills: TWO HOUR DELAY YESSS

LiamJones: Great, now Elsa is creating a blizzard that will melt around 9:00 tomorrow...

HenryMills: # SorryNotSorry

ReginaMills: I could do something about this, but not having to get up tomorrow morning sounds very nice actually

EmmaSwan: Same actually

ReginaMills: I bet I could get August to watch the Librarians!

RobinOfLocksley: REGINA NO

ReginaMills: @ AugustBooth

RobinOfLocksley: Why do I even try?

AugustBooth: And how are you going to get me to watch the Librarians

ReginaMills: Five words. Just five words.

AugustBooth: Carry on

ReginaMills: Moriarty is in season two

AugustBooth: BYE GUYS I'M OFF TO WATCH SEASON TWO OF THE LIBRARIANS

ReginaMills: Success

EmmaSwan: Is Moriarty ACTUALLY in season two?

ReginaMills: Yes!

ReginaMills: HE TRIED TO KILL SHAKESPEARE

EmmaSwan: I am sorry I ever asked

RobinOfLocksley: Regina has watched the episode where Moriarty tries to kill Shakespeare FOUR TIMES THIS YEAR

RobinOfLocksley: THIS IS THE FIFTH DAY OF THE YEAR

ReginaMills: It's my favorite episode!

ReginaMills: Not because of Moriarty, though

ReginaMills: Because of EVLYNN

ReginaMills: My phone auto-corrected it to all capital letters I need help

RobinOfLocksley: Finally you're talking sense

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Maybe you should talk to Dr. Phil

RobinOfLocksley: Regina would end up being the reason Dr. Phil quit his job if she talked to him

EmmaSwan: ONE TIME I WAS WATCHING DR. PHIL AND THERE WAS THIS GUY WITH FIVE PASSPORTS, AND LIKE THREE DIFFERENT NAMES AND AGES

EmmaSwan: AND THE LADY STILL THOUGHT HE WASN'T LYING TO HER

PrinceCharming: MY FELLOW FAIRYTALE CHARACTERS, I NEED YOU TO HELP ME WITH SOMETHING

EmmaSwan: Do you need me to change Neal's diaper again?

PrinceCharming: No!

PrinceCharming: I NEED YOU TO HELP ME SPREAD A HASHTAG

PrinceCharming: A GLORIOUS, WONDERFUL, HASHTAG

PrinceCharming: MAKE IT TRENDING ON INSTAGRAM AND TWITTER AND EVERYWHERE!!

RobinOfLocksley: So what IS this hashtag you speak of?

PrinceCharming: # HookIsDeadLol

ReginaMills: Deal!

EmmaSwan: Lol as in lots of love?

ReginaMills: She asked with the teeniest sliver of hope in her voice

PrinceCharming: No, lol as in laugh out loud

CaptainHook: I thought lol meant little old lady?!

ReginaMills: You actually believed me when I told you that? 😂😂😂😂

CaptainHook: I'm not a little old lady!

ReginaMills: # HookIsDeadLittleOldLady

WickedWitchOfTheWest: @ GallifreyanFairytale WHY IS DAVID LAUGHING ABOUT HOOK BEING DEAD?!

GallifreyanFairytale: My cousin made me do it!

WickedWitchOfTheWest: A likely story

GallifreyanFairytale: Okay, my cousin INSPIRED me to do it

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Carry on

GallifreyanFairytale: Funny story really, my goal was just to irritate my sister by making my Minecraft name 'Hook is dead haha'

WickedWitchOfTheWest: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

GallifreyanFairytale: To annoy my sisters! I don't go around murdering people and getting pregnant to annoy them like you do!

ReginaMills: THANK YOU!

GallifreyanFairytale: But my sister started MURDERING me, so I promised to change my name

WickedWitchOfTheWest: You deserved it!

GallifreyanFairytale: Well then I guess you don't want to hear the rest of the story

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I'm joking, carry on

GallifreyanFairytale: I changed my Minecraft name to 'Hook is dead lol' and my cousin just starts LAUGHING it was the best

GallifreyanFairytale: Anyways, now # HookIsDeadLol is our inside joke we use to irritate my sister, who claims Hook is her bae

EmmaSwan: HOOK IS MY BAE

EmmaSwan: Actually no, Neal is my Bae

EmmaSwan: Hook is my bæ

NealCassidy: Yes because spelling bae like 'bæ' makes me so much less uncomfortable

EmmaSwan: I just want @ GallifreyanFairytale 's sister to know thaT HOOK IS MINE NOT HERS

CaptainHook: Overprotective much?

EmmaSwan: Maybe a bit

PrinceCharming: I still think # HookIsDeadLol should be a thing

ReginaMills: Agreed

EmmaSwan: Why?!

ReginaMills: Because it's kinda funny

ReginaMills: Especially since Hook is still confused about what lol means

CaptainHook: Help the poor pirate! I don't know anything about internet slang!

RobinOfLocksley: Even I know what lol means!

CaptainHook: What does it mean?

RobinOfLocksley: Licking our lollipops

CaptainHook: UGH

CaptainHook: Okay so what does idk mean?

EmmaSwan: I don't know

ReginaMills: I do karate

HenryMills: Ich diskutiere Kätzchen

PrinceCharming: I date kites

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Idiot dads kill

CaptainHook: Well I know Zelena's lying

CaptainHook: And I have no idea what Henry said

HenryMills: I discuss kittens

CaptainHook: I DON'T KNOW WHO TO TRUST ANYMORE

RobinOfLocksley: Do you trust him?

ReginaMills: No

RobinOfLocksley: Do you trust me?

ReginaMills: I trust you the most

CaptainHook: What?

ReginaMills: EVLYNN

CaptainHook: Of course

SnowWhite: Still a cute Outlaw Queen moment though 💕💕

CaptainHook: Okay so I'm leaving if you guys won't tell me what lol and idk mean

CaptainHook: WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE YOU'RE LYING ABOUT?!

CaptainHook: MAYBE NEXT I'LL FIND OUT MERIDA'S NOT REAL

ReginaMills: Who's Merida?

CaptainHook: STOP I FEEL LIKE SHERLOCK IS MY LIFE REAL OR JUST MADE UP?! AM I JUST A PATIENT IN A HOSPITAL WARD HAVING VIVID HALLUCINATIONS?!

AugustBooth: Don't you dare say Sherlock is just hallucinating everything!

CaptainHook: BUT WHAT IF HE IS?!

CaptainHook: WORSE, WHAT IF I AM?!

BraceMerida: Hook, I'm right here

BraveMerida: I am a REAL person

BraveMerida: We are all REAL people

BraveMerida: You are not hallucinating

CaptainHook: That sounds exactly like what a hallucination would say...

BraveMerida: Then don't believe me, it doesn't bother me if you want locked up in the asylum

CaptainHook: Okay that sounds more like Merida I'm okay again

EmmaSwan: I have a movie for you to watch

CaptainHook: OOOH REALLY?!

EmmaSwan: Yes

EmmaSwan: I think you'll like it ;)

ReginaMills: yes she took my suggestion

RobinOfLocksley: Oh dear gods

RobinOfLocksley: Good thing Zelena's in Oz, we might need an open cell in the asylum for Hook

PrinceCharming: Yes!

SnowWhite: Oh, it's just a phase! Everyone questions if their life is real or not at some point!

HenryMills: When I did that, I revealed that we were all fairytale characters and next thing you know, we're on our way to the Underworld to save Captain Hook

SnowWhite: Good point

ReginaMills: # HookIsInsaneLol

AugustBooth: You're just getting that now?

ReginaMills: High five for the Sherlock reference

AugustBooth: 🙏🏼

ReginaMills: 🙏🏼

ReginaMills: Oooooh I haven't watched 'And the Final Curtain' yet today...

ReginaMills: BYE EVERYONE!

RobinOfLocksley: Here we go again...

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Author's note: Please don't, like, threaten to murder me for the #HookIsDeadLol thing. I just couldn't resist putting it in here.

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