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HenryMills: So this was a newspaper headline today...

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EmmaSwan: Was the article about you?

HenryMills: Dunno; I didn't read it

GraceHatter: No one reads the newspaper anymore

PrinceCharming: I do!

HenryMills: Grandparents are the only ones who still read the newspaper

ReginaOfLocksley: I don't read the newspaper and I'm Emma's step-grandma

EmmaSwan: Well you're a cool grandma

ReginaOfLocksley: Thanks

NealCassidy: Can we go back to not observing the fact that Regina is Emma's step-grandma because that makes things really awkward

ReginaOfLocksley: It's okay Neal, I don't mind being your step-grandma-in-law

ReginaOfLocksley: Now Hook on the other hand...

EmmaSwan: Wait you were almost Walsh's step-grandma-in-law!

ReginaOfLocksley: I would have disowned him

EmmaSwan: Okay but if SwanQueen were to happen, you would not only be Cora's daughter but also her step-great-granddaughter-in-law

ReginaOfLocksley: That is messed up

HenryMills: There is no way you can even pretend this family isn't messed up

ReginaOfLocksley: True

SnowWhite: HENRY, HOW DO YOU SAY "THE DRAGON" IN GERMAN?!

HenryMills: der Drache

SnowWhite: THANK YOU

HenryMills: Yup

ReginaOfLocksley: Anyone know why?

EmmaSwan: Why do you think?

NealCassidy: Fan fiction, obviously

LilyPage: Please tell me I am not in this fan fiction

ReginaOfLocksley: Well she DID want to know what "the dragon" was in German...

AugustBooth: Maybe she was talking about that Dragon guy Tamara and I both talked to years ago and then I stole Tamara's money so I could get help in not turning to wood

AugustBooth: Back when things were simpler....

EmmaSwan: You know something's wrong when slowly turning into wood is considered to be "simpler times"

LilyPage: True that

ReginaOfLocksley: August has had a rough life, though

ReginaOfLocksley: First he was a magical wooden puppet and then he was turned into a real boy and transported to this world at age seven with responsibility over a newborn. He grew up here, turned back into wood, died, turned back into a little boy, and then magically grew up again and then Gold temporarily turned his nose back into wood and he almost died again

EmmaSwan: Sounds like the plot to a Shakespeare play or something

ReginaOfLocksley: Shakespeare plays include a whole lot more death

EmmaSwan: Not the comedies

ReginaOfLocksley: Fair enough

SnowWhite: GUYS HELP OUTLAW QUEEN IS TOO CUTE

ReginaOfLocksley: I'M NOT EVEN TALKING TO ROBIN ON INSTAGRAM RIGHT NOW

SnowWhite: BUT FAN FICTION

ReginaOfLocksley: I should have known

EmmaSwan: You know, Regina, you're kinda like Prospero from The Tempest...

ReginaOfLocksley: diD YOU SAY PROSPERO?!

RobinOfLocksley: Bad move, Emma

ReginaOfLocksley: PROSPERO

ReginaOfLocksley: EVE

ReginaOfLocksley: FLYNN

ReginaOfLocksley: EVELYNN

ReginaOfLocksley: AND THE FINAL CURTAIN

ReginaOfLocksley: ROBIN, LET'S WATCH AND THE FINAL CURTAIN AGAIN

RobinOfLocksley: Regina, it's like 9:20

ReginaOfLocksley: A n d   t h e   F i n a l   C u r t a i n

RobinOfLocksley: Guess who gets to watch the Librarians tonight thanks to Emma?

EmmaSwan: Sorry

ReginaOfLocksley: E V E L Y N N

RobinOfLocksley: Calm down or I will make you go to sleep

ReginaOfLocksley: I'm calm

ReginaOfLocksley: I'm always calm

EmmaSwan: You're NEVER calm

ReginaOfLocksley: Well neither are you!

RobinOfLocksley: Neither of you are ever calm, stop fighting and watch the Librarians

ReginaOfLocksley: Okay

EmmaSwan: Well I'm going to sleep

NealCassidy: Goodnight

ReginaOfLocksley: Goodnight

EmmaSwan: Raggedy Man, goodnight

ReginaOfLocksley: I take the "good" out of my "goodnight"

EmmaSwan: Fine; Goodnight, Neal and only Neal <3

NealCassidy: Get some sleep

EmmaSwan: Okay, I'm going to

EmmaSwan: Goodnight <3

NealCassidy: Goodnight