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EmmaSwan: @ ReginaOfLocksley Can I borrow your husband if I let you borrow Neal?

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ReginaOfLocksley: So NOW you're asking?

EmmaSwan: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

PrinceCharming: Are you two swapping true loves or something?

SnowWhite: But Killian is Emma's true love!

PrinceCharming: Hook would die (again) in the first 2 minutes he was alone with Regina

ReginaOfLocksley: Pretty much

SnowWhite: Okay, but that doesn't make SwanFire true love

ReginaOfLocksley: I think it does

NealCassidy: Belle said SwanFire was true love once, and I think I trust her to know what's going on

SnowWhite: Yesterday, she told us she was going to help Bill Nye start the zombie apocalypse

NealCassidy: Well you have to be pretty smart to start the zombie apocalypse...

SnowWhite: Wait when did Belle call SwanFire true love?

NealCassidy: When we were in the Dark Palace during the beginning of the missing year

BelleFrench: Yep, I remember that

ReginaOfLocksley: This is why I'm friends with you

BelleFrench: Because I ship SwanFire? No one even knew that until today (besides Neal and maybe Rumple)

ReginaOfLocksley: And because you watch Doctor Who and the Librarians

BelleFrench: Okay, that's much better

BelleFrench: So why did you and Emma switch partners in the first place?

ReginaOfLocksley: She wanted to learn how to shoot a bow and arrow and told me that I could "live without my husband for a few hours" and that she'd let me "use her thief instead"

NealCassidy: USE?!

ReginaOfLocksley: It's Emma we're talking about here

NealCassidy: Okay, I guess that makes sense

NealCassidy: But what would you "use" me for?

ReginaOfLocksley: Target practice

ReginaOfLocksley: Sorry I didn't think that reply out

NealCassidy: Is that you or Robin talking?

ReginaOfLocksley: And you wonder why I like Robin better than you

NealCassidy: No I don't actually; Robin is your husband and I'm not

SnowWhite: I may not ship SwanFire, but Neal, you are my favorite

SnowWhite: GUYS I'M ALMLST DONE WITH MY FAN FICTION

GallifreyanFairytale: Same here

SnowWhite: What?

GallifreyanFairytale: What?

SnowWhite: Everyone is going to hate me when I finish it

ReginaOfLocksley: Let me guess, because a nuclear bomb kills half of everyone's OTPs?

SnowWhite: Hehe.......whaaaaat.........? Where would you get THAT idea.....??????

SnowWhite: No, I'm joking, that doesn't happen

SnowWhite: BUT I ONLY HAVE FOUR CHAPTERS LEFT TO WRITE YAY

MissNimue: Wait is this the fan fiction I convinced you to put WickedKing in?

SnowWhite: Yes

KingArthur: You are weak

SnowWhite: But I had a really good idea with you two, so it was either WickedKing or HeckaWicked

KingArthur: Never mind, WickedKing is fine

ReginaOfLocksley: What could possibly be a "good idea" when it comes to WickedKing

SnowWhite: Spoilers

EmmaSwan: REGINA, I MADE A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO CAN PARTICIPATE IN JEFFARDY!!

ReginaOfLocksley: Go for it

EmmaSwan: 1. Rumple as not the Dark One
2. Granny
3. Bill Nye the Science Guy
4. Cora
5. Henry the first
6. Killian
7. Dopey
8. William Smee
9. Leonardo DiCaprio
10. Henry's Algebra II teacher
11. Jennifer Lawrence

ReginaOfLocksley: Sounds good

RobinOfLocksley: YOU ARE NOT PUTTING OLD PEOPLE/INJURED PEOPLE/MUTE PEOPLE IN OUR GAME SHOW

ReginaOfLocksley: But why not?

RobinOfLocksley: Because we don't want to be sued

RobinOfLocksley: Killian, Leonardo DiCaprio, Bill Nye, and Jennifer Lawrence are okay

ReginaOfLocksley: But Killian's the oldest person on that list

RobinOfLocksley: He's also physically injured, but you're going to make him participate either way just so you can laugh at him

ReginaOfLocksley: True, true

EmmaSwan: Where is Killian anyways?

ReginaOfLocksley: Dead

PrinceCharming: Soon.........

LiamJones: He's off on the Jolly Roger

EmmaSwan: Why?

ReginaOfLocksley: Because you're not paying attention to him, so he's off sulking

EmmaSwan: But I'm getting archery lessons from my friend's husband!

ReginaOfLocksley: Still not married

EmmaSwan: Just preparing for when you are

EmmaSwan: Because we all know that if it hasn't happened, it's coming someday very soon

SnowWhite: THEY'RE ENGAGED IN MY FAN FICTION

SnowWhite: I mean SPOILERS NO OUTLAW QUEEN ENGAGEMENT HERE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

ReginaOfLocksley: I would be surprised if Robin and I DIDN'T get married in your fan fiction...

EmmaSwan: Everyone would

SnowWhite: Which is why i will MURDER EVERYONE so you can be surprised

ReginaOfLocksley: You're starting to sound like Emma and I...

SnowWhite: Good, that was the goal

SnowWhite: I could never really murder everybody

ReginaOfLocksley: You murdered my mom though....

SnowWhite: I don't know what to say to that

AnnaOfArendelle: AND you gloated about killing Cora

AnnaOfArendelle: I mean, you were under the Shattered Sight Curse, but still

SnowWhite: So I didn't really mean it!

ReginaOfLocksley: But the worst version of yourself did

SnowWhite: Well the worst version of YOURself wanted me and my entire family dead, so....

ReginaOfLocksley: Fine, fine, let's just move on

ElsaOfArendelle: 🎶The past is in the past!🎶

HenryMills: Let it go!

ElsaOfArendelle: Let it go!

ReginaOfLocksley: You can stop now

HenryMills: Ugh, fine

ElsaOfArendelle: Let it go

ReginaOfLocksley: I said you can stop now

ElsaOfArendelle: Maybe you should just let it go, Regina

ReginaOfLocksley: Maybe you should let your life go

EmmaSwan: Okay guys, break it up, break it up

EmmaSwan: Zelena and Regina already fight enough

ReginaOfLocksley: No we don't

EmmaSwan: Yes you do, stop fighting everyone

ReginaOfLocksley: Do I have to?

RobinOfLocksley: Yes!

EmmaSwan: Yeah, you probably should

ReginaOfLocksley: Fine

MissNimue: And let's see how long this actually lasts

RobinOfLocksley: It'll last a whole lot less if you start sassing her

ReginaOfLocksley: True that