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EmmaSwan: SwanQueen selfie

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ReginaOfLocksley: Nice going, now Cora's going to freak out

QueenOfHearts: SWANQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN🍎💫🍎💫🍎💫🍎💫🍎💫

EmmaSwan: SwanQueen FRIENDSHIP selfie****

QueenOfHearts: No

ReginaOfLocksley: You brought this upon us, Emma

EmmaSwan: I'M SORRY

QueenOfHearts: Don't be

QueenOfHearts: We all knew this day would come

ReginaOfLocksley: SwanQueen is not real, go away

QueenOfHearts: Just remember that I'm watching

QueenOfHearts: Alllllllllllways watching

HenryMills: I love Monsters, Inc.

ReginaOfLocksley: You could probably quote all of Monsters, Inc.

HenryMills: Probably

HenryMills: Didn't I break the VHS because I watched it so much when I was little?

ReginaOfLocksley: Yes

HenryMills: Nice

GraceHatter: Life goals

EmmaSwan: Didn't you make us all watch Monsters University when it came out?

HenryMills: YES

HenryMills: THAT MOVIE IS THE BEST

HenryMills: LET'S CHANGE FRUITSNACKIA'S NAME TO BOO

WickedWitchIfTheWest: NO

WickedWitchOfTheWest: HER NAME MUST BE FRUITSNACKIA

HenryMills: Musst sie Fruitsnackia heißen?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Yes

ReginaOfLocksley: Do you even understand what he's saying?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Nope, but I know he said something about Fruitsnackia!

ReginaOfLocksley: Well duh

HenryMills: Ich möchte Bücher schreiben

HenryMills: Ich möchte ein Buch sein

ReginaOfLocksley: ???????????

HenryMills: !!!!!!!!!!!

ReginaOfLocksley: Don't sass me, I'm you mother!

HenryMills: Sorry

HenryMills: Can we watch Monsters, Inc?

ReginaOfLocksley: Fine

ReginaOfLocksley: @ RobinOfLocksley we're watching Monsters, Inc. again

RobinOfLocksley: Okay

HenryMills: YES

HenryMills: I LOVE MONSTERS, INC

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Yes, we've been over this

ReginaOfLocksley: Don't sass my son

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I'll sass who I like

HenryMills: Yes, I'm 99% sure we've already been over this

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Shut up

HenryMills: Nein

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Ja

ReginaOfLocksley: Did you have to google how to say "yes" in German?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Ja

ReginaOfLocksley: Great, now that's all you're going to be saying for the next eternity

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Ja

HenryMills: You are an insult to the German language

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Ja

ReginaOfLocksley: WHY DID YOU AGREE WITH THAT?!

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Ja

ReginaOfLocksley: Shut up

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Ja

RobinOfLocksley: WOULD YOU TWO WATCH THE MOVIE?!

HenryMills: OH YEAH WE'RE WATCHING MONSTERS, INC

EmmaSwan: HOW DID YOU FORGET THAT YOU'RE WATCHING YOUR ALL-TIME FAVORITE MOVIE?!

HenryMills: I DON'T KNOW

HenryMills: STOP TALKING TO ME

EmmaSwan: Geez, kid, I was just asking a question

NealCassidy: Quit harassing our son

EmmaSwan: I WASN'T

NealCassidy: YOU JUST YELLED AT HIM

EmmaSwan: AND YOU JUST YELLED AT ME

NealCassidy: AFTER YOU YELLED AT ME

ReginaOfLocksley: QUIT FIGHTING, YOU'RE MARRIED

EmmaSwan: THAT DOESN'T STOP YOU FROM FIGHTING WITH ROBIN

ReginaOfLocksley: WE DON'T FIGHT

EmmaSwan: REMEMBER WHEN WE PLAYED THE QUOTE GAME AND YOU GOT MAD AT HIM?

ReginaOfLocksley: THAT WASN'T A REAL FIGHT

EmmaSwan: WELL THIS ISN'T A REAL FIGHT EITHER

NealCassidy: I'm just going to point out the fact that neither of you denied that you were married...

QueenOfHearts: VIVA LA SWANQUEEN

ReginaOfLocksley: HOW IS THAT SWANQUEEN?

EmmaSwan: EVERYTHING IS SWANQUEEN TO HER

NealCassidy: WHY ARE YOU TWO STILL YELLING?

ReginaOfLocksley: WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

EmmaSwan: I LOVE YELLING, YELLING'S MY FAVORITE

ReginaOfLocksley: NO, WORK'S YOUR FAVORITE, MAKE WORK YOUR NEW FAVORITE

EmmaSwan: OKAY

NealCassidy: IT IS MARCH WHY ARE YOU QUOTING ELF?

EmmaSwan: ELF IS MY FAVORITE

NealCassidy: IT'S THE MIDDLE OF MARCH

NealCassidy: I LIKE HOW THE GRIMCH STOLE CHRISTMAS, BUT I DON'T QUOTE IT ALL YEAR ROUND

EmmaSwan: WELL THEN OBVIOUSLY IT'S NOT YOUR TRUE FAVORITE

NealCassidy: YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE

EmmaSwan: GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M AN IMPOSSIBLE GIRL

ReginaOfLocksley: YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE CLARA OSWALD

ReginaOfLocksley: CLARA IS A CINNAMON ROLL THAT IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD, TOO PURE

EmmaSwan: But she murdered someone

ReginaOfLocksley: Yeah and the Doctor once almost burned his whole planet, but that won't stop me from calling Twelve a cinnamon roll as well

NealCassidy: Who did Clara kill?

EmmaSwan: Herself

ReginaOfLocksley: Stop

EmmaSwan: I'm joking! That was the raven

ReginaOfLocksley: STOP

EmmaSwan: She almost killed Missy

EmmaSwan: Her echo caused an entire planet of daleks to be destroyed

EmmaSwan: She was the reason the Doctor killed that Time Lord

EmmaSwan: She was the reason the Doctor killed other people

ReginaOfLocksley: But that was because he loved her so much, so it's okay

EmmaSwan: So if you murdered a few people because you wanted to save Robin, it would be okay?

ReginaOfLocksley: Merlin died because you save Hook by turning him into the Dark One

EmmaSwan: I HAD TO SAVE HIM

ReginaOfLocksley: Just like Twelve had to save Clara

ReginaOfLocksley: Except Whouffaldi will always be better than Captain Swan

RobinOfLocksley: So can you guys stop arguing now and let Regina watch Monsters, Inc in peace?

HenryMills: Please?

EmmaSwan: Fine

EmmaSwan: Killian is calling for me anyways

EmmaSwan: Something about not being able to find the remote...

EmmaSwan: Oh, probably because I hid it when he wouldn't stop turning it to Ready, Jet, Go!

EmmaSwan: I should probably go give it back

EmmaSwan: Bye

NealCassidy: Why does Hook want to watch Ready, Jet, Go?

EmmaSwan: No idea

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Author's Note: Picture credit goes to @ swan.queenfeels on instagram