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PrinceCharming: C is for Charming!

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EmmaSwan: Where did you find that picture?

PrinceCharming: I colored it in an app called Pigment

BelleFrench: I love that app!

PrinceCharming: Me too!

BelleFrench: It's really calming, so I always use it right before I go to bed

PrinceCharming: Oooh that's actually a really good idea

ReginaOfLocksley: Wait, so you're telling me you colored that in an adult coloring book app?

PrinceCharming: Yes

ReginaOfLocksley: Cool, was the app free?

PrinceCharming: Yeah, but you have to pay for most of the pictures

ReginaOfLocksley: And you said was called Pigment?

PrinceCharming: Yup

ReginaOfLocksley: I will be back after I download this app

HenryMills: ......

HenryMills: You guys have fun with your adult coloring books...

CaptainHook: HELP SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH EMMA

PrinceCharming: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DAUGHTER, YOU DIRTY PIRATE?!

CaptainHook: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BUT SHE'S COMPLAINING THAT SHE'S REALLY COLD AND SHE'S WRAPPED IN A BLANKET AND SHE HAS A JACKET ON AND SHE'S DRINKING HOT COCOA WHY IS SHE SO COLD?!?!?!?!?!?

BelleFrench: Does she have a fever?

CaptainHook: I DON'T KNOW

EmmaSwan: Yes

CaptainHook: EMMA!!!!

EmmaSwan: Killy, you're in the same house as me

CaptainHook: Oh yeah

ReginaOfLocksley: Wait, Emma's sick?

EmmaSwan: It's just a fever

ReginaOfLocksley: Have you taken medicine?

EmmaSwan: Uh, yeah...

ReginaOfLocksley: Go take medicine

EmmaSwan: Fine

ReginaOfLocksley: And turn up the heat in your house, it's cold outside

ReginaOfLocksley: Do you need me to get you anything?

EmmaSwan: I'm fine!

CaptainHook: NO YOU'RE CHOKING ON SOMETHING EMMA WHAT'S WRONG

EmmaSwan: I'M COUGHING, YOU IDIOT

ReginaOfLocksley: Do you need me to take Hook away?

EmmaSwan: No

EmmaSwan: I need warmth

ReginaOfLocksley: Go take a hot shower

EmmaSwan: Okay

QueenOfHearts: VIVA

QueenOfHearts: LA

SnowWhite: OUTLAW QUEEN!!!!!!

MissNimue: VIVA LA WICKEDKING👑💚👑💚👑💚👑💚👑💚👑💚👑

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Can you not?

ReginaOfLocksley: Viva la WickedKing

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Not you too

ReginaOfLocksley: 😈😈😈😈

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I'm going to fall in love with Hades just to make you mad

MissNimue: NO BUT WICKEDKING 😭😭😭😭😭

LilyPage: Same

KingArthur: Don't fall in love with Hades

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Can I pretend to love him and then break his heart?

KingArthur: Yes

ReginaOfLocksley: And that is why you are both in Oz

PeterPan: Not for much longer

EmmaSwan: Shut up, Pan

EmmaSwan: WHO WANTS TO HEAR MY STORY ABOUT THIS ONE TIME I CHASED AN INJURED LADY DOWN A DARK ALLEY?????

ReginaOfLocksley: You're supposed to be taking a hot shower

EmmaSwan: Yes ma'am

EmmaSwan: Can I tell you about her after my shower?

ReginaOfLocksley: After your shower, you need to sleep

EmmaSwan: Okay, Mom

SnowWhite: Okay I have a very important question for Regina!

ReginaOfLocksley: No

SnowWhite: If you and Robin had a kid, what would you name him or her?

ReginaOfLocksley: No

SnowWhite: So is that a boy name or a girl name...?

ReginaOfLocksley: No

SnowWhite: I need an answer!

ReginaOfLocksley: I am not helping you write fan fiction!

ReginaOfLocksley: What are you even writing about this time?

SnowWhite: Robin dying and you forgetting about him

ReginaOfLocksley: wHAT THE HECK?! WHY?!

SnowWhite: I need a baby name

ReginaOfLocksley: The Oncoming Storm

SnowWhite: Sounds good

ReginaOfLocksley: You're an idiot

MissNimue: OH I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ZELENA

WickedWitchOfTheWest: 1. Fruitsnackia
2. Percafraziperasoneobeth
3. Blurryface
4. Ivy

MissNimue: What?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Baby names

MissNimue: No I need REAL names

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Those ARE real baby names

MissNimue: Random name generator is it...

MissNimue: WAIT NO ARTHUR, I NEED YOUR TOP FOUR BABY NAMES

KingArthur: 1. Isa
2. Zvi
3. Tsveta
4. Ivy

MissNimue: You used a random name generator for all except Ivy, didn't you?

KingArthur: Yup

MissNimue: Ugh

MissNimue: What happens when you guys actually have a kid?!

WickedWitchOfTheWest: We won't

MissNimue: WELL IN MY WORLD YOU WILL

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I don't live in your world

MissNimue: I give up

BelleFrench: How many days left until hiatus ends?

ReginaOfLocksley: 15 1/2 ish

WickedWitchOfTheWest: NOOOO I NEED MORE TIME

ReginaOfLocksley: To do what?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: NOT BE IN LOVE WITH HADES

ReginaOfLocksley: WELL I NEED MORE TIME TO NOT BE SEARCHING FOR A DEAD PIRATE

ElsaOfArendelle: I NEED MORE TIME WITH LIAM

LiamJones: I NEED MORE TIME WITH ELSA

RedRidingHood: I NEED MORE TIME WITH VICTOR

NealCassidy: I NEED MORE TIME WITH HENRY AND EMMA

CaptainHook: I NEED MORE TIME WITH EMMA

HenryMills: I NEED MORE TIME WITH MY DAD

ReginaOfLocksley: Why did we think reuniting was a good idea if we're just heartbroken now that everyone has to leave?

PrinceCharming: Why should we be happy now if we're going to be sad later? The answer is, of course, because we are going to be sad later

PrinceJames: GUESS WHO'S COMING BACK

PrinceCharming: Bye

ReginaOfLocksley: Who are you?

PrinceJames: The REAL Prince James!

ReginaOfLocksley: OH you're David's twin

RobinOfLocksley: David has a twin?

CaptainHook: THERE'S ANOTHER ONE?!

CaptainHook: EVERYONE RUN FOR COVER THERE'S TWO OF THEM AHHHHHHHHHH

ReginaOfLocksley: Don't listen to Hook; he's just an idiot who is in love with the floor

PrinceJames: ?

ReginaOfLocksley: And Emma is an idiot who refuses to take care of herself when she's sick

ReginaOfLocksley: Mary Margaret is the Outlaw Queen-shipping idiot who married your twin

ReginaOfLocksley: David is the idiot who is your twin

ReginaOfLocksley: Gold is the idiot who is obsessed with darkness

ReginaOfLocksley: Belle and Henry are not idiots

ReginaOfLocksley: Robin is the idiot I'm in love with

ReginaOfLocksley: Zelena is the idiot who is a psycho witch lady

ReginaOfLocksley: Neal is the idiot who shouldn't have died

ReginaOfLocksley: We're all idiots

PrinceJames: Except Belle and Henry, whoever they are?

ReginaOfLocksley: Correct

PrinceJames: Are you married to Robin?

ReginaOfLocksley: Next question

PrinceJames: Why did you call yourself an idiot?

ReginaOfLocksley: Why not?

PrinceJames: I'm just going to leave now....

ReginaOfLocksley: @ PrinceCharming HE'S GONE, YOU'RE WELCOME

PrinceCharming: THANK YOU

PrinceCharming: Wait I'm not an idiot

ReginaOfLocksley: We're all idiots except for Henry and Belle

PrinceCharming: You're the idiot who can't bring herself to deny that she's married to Robin

ReginaOfLocksley: Am I talking to Mary Margaret or David?

PrinceCharming: I'm just saying you might want to fix that before we meet Cora in the Underworld and she decides to murder your fiancé again

ReginaOfLocksley: ROBIN IS NOT MY FIANCÉ

PrinceCharming: Good job, now just believe it when you say that to Cora

ReginaOfLocksley: I hate everyone

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