David's Third Post
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PrinceCharming: C is for Charming!
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EmmaSwan: Where did you find that picture?
PrinceCharming: I colored it in an app called Pigment
BelleFrench: I love that app!
PrinceCharming: Me too!
BelleFrench: It's really calming, so I always use it right before I go to bed
PrinceCharming: Oooh that's actually a really good idea
ReginaOfLocksley: Wait, so you're telling me you colored that in an adult coloring book app?
PrinceCharming: Yes
ReginaOfLocksley: Cool, was the app free?
PrinceCharming: Yeah, but you have to pay for most of the pictures
ReginaOfLocksley: And you said was called Pigment?
PrinceCharming: Yup
ReginaOfLocksley: I will be back after I download this app
HenryMills: ......
HenryMills: You guys have fun with your adult coloring books...
CaptainHook: HELP SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH EMMA
PrinceCharming: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DAUGHTER, YOU DIRTY PIRATE?!
CaptainHook: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BUT SHE'S COMPLAINING THAT SHE'S REALLY COLD AND SHE'S WRAPPED IN A BLANKET AND SHE HAS A JACKET ON AND SHE'S DRINKING HOT COCOA WHY IS SHE SO COLD?!?!?!?!?!?
BelleFrench: Does she have a fever?
CaptainHook: I DON'T KNOW
EmmaSwan: Yes
CaptainHook: EMMA!!!!
EmmaSwan: Killy, you're in the same house as me
CaptainHook: Oh yeah
ReginaOfLocksley: Wait, Emma's sick?
EmmaSwan: It's just a fever
ReginaOfLocksley: Have you taken medicine?
EmmaSwan: Uh, yeah...
ReginaOfLocksley: Go take medicine
EmmaSwan: Fine
ReginaOfLocksley: And turn up the heat in your house, it's cold outside
ReginaOfLocksley: Do you need me to get you anything?
EmmaSwan: I'm fine!
CaptainHook: NO YOU'RE CHOKING ON SOMETHING EMMA WHAT'S WRONG
EmmaSwan: I'M COUGHING, YOU IDIOT
ReginaOfLocksley: Do you need me to take Hook away?
EmmaSwan: No
EmmaSwan: I need warmth
ReginaOfLocksley: Go take a hot shower
EmmaSwan: Okay
QueenOfHearts: VIVA
QueenOfHearts: LA
SnowWhite: OUTLAW QUEEN!!!!!!
MissNimue: VIVA LA WICKEDKING👑💚👑💚👑💚👑💚👑💚👑💚👑
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Can you not?
ReginaOfLocksley: Viva la WickedKing
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Not you too
ReginaOfLocksley: 😈😈😈😈
WickedWitchOfTheWest: I'm going to fall in love with Hades just to make you mad
MissNimue: NO BUT WICKEDKING 😭😭😭😭😭
LilyPage: Same
KingArthur: Don't fall in love with Hades
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Can I pretend to love him and then break his heart?
KingArthur: Yes
ReginaOfLocksley: And that is why you are both in Oz
PeterPan: Not for much longer
EmmaSwan: Shut up, Pan
EmmaSwan: WHO WANTS TO HEAR MY STORY ABOUT THIS ONE TIME I CHASED AN INJURED LADY DOWN A DARK ALLEY?????
ReginaOfLocksley: You're supposed to be taking a hot shower
EmmaSwan: Yes ma'am
EmmaSwan: Can I tell you about her after my shower?
ReginaOfLocksley: After your shower, you need to sleep
EmmaSwan: Okay, Mom
SnowWhite: Okay I have a very important question for Regina!
ReginaOfLocksley: No
SnowWhite: If you and Robin had a kid, what would you name him or her?
ReginaOfLocksley: No
SnowWhite: So is that a boy name or a girl name...?
ReginaOfLocksley: No
SnowWhite: I need an answer!
ReginaOfLocksley: I am not helping you write fan fiction!
ReginaOfLocksley: What are you even writing about this time?
SnowWhite: Robin dying and you forgetting about him
ReginaOfLocksley: wHAT THE HECK?! WHY?!
SnowWhite: I need a baby name
ReginaOfLocksley: The Oncoming Storm
SnowWhite: Sounds good
ReginaOfLocksley: You're an idiot
MissNimue: OH I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ZELENA
WickedWitchOfTheWest: 1. Fruitsnackia
2. Percafraziperasoneobeth
3. Blurryface
4. Ivy
MissNimue: What?
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Baby names
MissNimue: No I need REAL names
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Those ARE real baby names
MissNimue: Random name generator is it...
MissNimue: WAIT NO ARTHUR, I NEED YOUR TOP FOUR BABY NAMES
KingArthur: 1. Isa
2. Zvi
3. Tsveta
4. Ivy
MissNimue: You used a random name generator for all except Ivy, didn't you?
KingArthur: Yup
MissNimue: Ugh
MissNimue: What happens when you guys actually have a kid?!
WickedWitchOfTheWest: We won't
MissNimue: WELL IN MY WORLD YOU WILL
WickedWitchOfTheWest: I don't live in your world
MissNimue: I give up
BelleFrench: How many days left until hiatus ends?
ReginaOfLocksley: 15 1/2 ish
WickedWitchOfTheWest: NOOOO I NEED MORE TIME
ReginaOfLocksley: To do what?
WickedWitchOfTheWest: NOT BE IN LOVE WITH HADES
ReginaOfLocksley: WELL I NEED MORE TIME TO NOT BE SEARCHING FOR A DEAD PIRATE
ElsaOfArendelle: I NEED MORE TIME WITH LIAM
LiamJones: I NEED MORE TIME WITH ELSA
RedRidingHood: I NEED MORE TIME WITH VICTOR
NealCassidy: I NEED MORE TIME WITH HENRY AND EMMA
CaptainHook: I NEED MORE TIME WITH EMMA
HenryMills: I NEED MORE TIME WITH MY DAD
ReginaOfLocksley: Why did we think reuniting was a good idea if we're just heartbroken now that everyone has to leave?
PrinceCharming: Why should we be happy now if we're going to be sad later? The answer is, of course, because we are going to be sad later
PrinceJames: GUESS WHO'S COMING BACK
PrinceCharming: Bye
ReginaOfLocksley: Who are you?
PrinceJames: The REAL Prince James!
ReginaOfLocksley: OH you're David's twin
RobinOfLocksley: David has a twin?
CaptainHook: THERE'S ANOTHER ONE?!
CaptainHook: EVERYONE RUN FOR COVER THERE'S TWO OF THEM AHHHHHHHHHH
ReginaOfLocksley: Don't listen to Hook; he's just an idiot who is in love with the floor
PrinceJames: ?
ReginaOfLocksley: And Emma is an idiot who refuses to take care of herself when she's sick
ReginaOfLocksley: Mary Margaret is the Outlaw Queen-shipping idiot who married your twin
ReginaOfLocksley: David is the idiot who is your twin
ReginaOfLocksley: Gold is the idiot who is obsessed with darkness
ReginaOfLocksley: Belle and Henry are not idiots
ReginaOfLocksley: Robin is the idiot I'm in love with
ReginaOfLocksley: Zelena is the idiot who is a psycho witch lady
ReginaOfLocksley: Neal is the idiot who shouldn't have died
ReginaOfLocksley: We're all idiots
PrinceJames: Except Belle and Henry, whoever they are?
ReginaOfLocksley: Correct
PrinceJames: Are you married to Robin?
ReginaOfLocksley: Next question
PrinceJames: Why did you call yourself an idiot?
ReginaOfLocksley: Why not?
PrinceJames: I'm just going to leave now....
ReginaOfLocksley: @ PrinceCharming HE'S GONE, YOU'RE WELCOME
PrinceCharming: THANK YOU
PrinceCharming: Wait I'm not an idiot
ReginaOfLocksley: We're all idiots except for Henry and Belle
PrinceCharming: You're the idiot who can't bring herself to deny that she's married to Robin
ReginaOfLocksley: Am I talking to Mary Margaret or David?
PrinceCharming: I'm just saying you might want to fix that before we meet Cora in the Underworld and she decides to murder your fiancé again
ReginaOfLocksley: ROBIN IS NOT MY FIANCÉ
PrinceCharming: Good job, now just believe it when you say that to Cora
ReginaOfLocksley: I hate everyone
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