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LilyPage: YASSS FINALLY

KingArthur: You made an entire legend about yourself? That's really self-centered, just saying

MissNimue: Well I'm just saying that it's an important part of the story

HuntsmanGraham: SO WHEN'S THE NEXT KISS?!

MissNimue: Soon ;)

PeterPan: Hades says never ;)

ReginaMills: PAN YOU IDIOT

MissNimue: Well Hades can go jump off a cliff into Tartarus ;)

ThatVioletGirl: NO

MissNimue: What?

ThatVioletGirl: NEVER MENTION TARTARUS AGAIN

MissNimue: Oh, okay

ReginaMills: ??????

GraceHatter: It's a Percy Jackson thing, you wouldn't understand

RobinOfLocksley: Spoilers!!!

RobinOfLocksley: I'm only halfway through Mark of Athena!!

HenryMills: In that case, I wish you the best of luck

HenryMills: And be glad you don't have to wait an entire year for House of Hades

RobinOfLocksley: ...

RobinOfLocksley: Well THAT'S not terrifying AT ALL

WickedWitchOfTheWest: GUYS I HAVE MADE A DECISION

ReginaMills: No one cares

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Arthur does

KingArthur: YES I DO!!

MissNimue: I care if it has to do with WickedKing

LilyPage: ^^^^^

HuntsmanGraham: ^^^^

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I am going to have three more kids and name my fourth one Ivy

MissNimue: WICKEDKING!!!!!

ReginaMills: Okay, but what about the child yoU ALREADY HAVE?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO NAME HER?!

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Fruitsnackia

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Or Percafraziperasoneobeth

EmmaSwan: Anyone confused about why Ivy?

BelleFrench: I GET IT!!!

ReginaMills: I get it

EmmaSwan: WHY IVY?!

RobinOfLocksley: I'm with Emma on this one

ReginaMills: I'll explain to you, Robin

EmmaSwan: WHAT ABOUT ME?!

ReginaMills: Nah

RobinOfLocksley: OH I GET IT NOW

EmmaSwan: I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!

EmmaSwan: WHY ARE YOU NAMING YOUR FOURTH CHILD IVY?!

EmmaSwan: WHY FOURTH?!

EmmaSwan: WHY IVY?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: How are you supposed to be the savior if you don't understand Roman numerals?

EmmaSwan: Wait

EmmaSwan: I'm an idiot

EmmaSwan: IV is the Roman numeral for 4

EmmaSwan: Wow I'm so stupid

ReginaMills: True that

EmmaSwan: Hey!

EmmaSwan: Why you gotta be so rude?

CaptainHook: 🎶DON'T YOU KNOW I'M HUMAN TOO-OO?🎶

ReginaMills: Ugh

HenryMills: HELP HEAVYDIRTYSOUL IS STUCK IN MY HEAD

EmmaSwan: 🎶Can you save, can you save my🎶

ReginaMills: 🎶Can you save my heavydirtysoul?🎶

HenryMills: THAT'S NOT HELPING

EmmaSwan: So we should sing a different song?

ReginaMills: What song?

EmmaSwan: 🎶Why you gotta be so ru-ude?🎶

ReginaMills: NO

ReginaMills: 🎶She asked me, "Son, when I grow old, will you buy me a house of gold?"🎶

EmmaSwan: 🎶Don't you know I'm human too-oo?🎶

ReginaMills: 🎶And when your father turns to stone, will you take care of me?🎶

HenryMills: Still not helping

ReginaMills: You should just watch Dan and Phil play Can Your Pet?

EmmaSwan: YES YES I LOVE THAT VIDEO

HenryMills: Uh...okay...?

ReginaMills: Have fun!

EmmaSwan: Lots of fun!

HenryMills: I'm just gonna leave and watch that video now

ReginaMills: Bye👋🏼👋🏼

EmmaSwan: Don't forget to have fun!

NealCassidy: ...did you guys just send my son off to get scarred for life

EmmaSwan: OUR son

ReginaMills: And yes

WickedWitchOfTheWest: This is why shared parenting doesn't work

ReginaMills: We're not sharing Fruitsnackia with you

ReginaMills: What happened in my life for me to be calling an infant "Fruitsnackia"?

BelleFrench: Captain Swan took over

BelleFrench: Honestly, if the rest of us got our fair share of screentime, Fruitsnackia would already have an actual name

ReginaMills: True, true

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Fruitsnackia is an actual name!

ReginaMills: Sure it is

EmmaSwan: How is Henry doing?

ReginaMills: He's fine at the moment

ReginaMills: Wait

ReginaMills: Now he's been scarred for life and he hates both of us

EmmaSwan: It'll make him tougher

ReginaMills: I'll tell him you said that

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Author's note: This chapter is dedicated to my dad, who wanted to name my sister Ivy because she was the fourth child.

I haven't been updating this lately because I've been working on another Once Upon a Time fan fiction, which I am going to try to put up the first chapter of tomorrow sometime, but it will be in the afternoon because I have a Bible quiz meet in the morning.