Person: Oh, this pencil was on the floor, is it y-

Me: yes

Person: oh this is yours right, it was under your chair

Me: yes yes

Me: wow look at all these pencils on the floor of the band room I think I'll pick them up

Person: do you happen to have a pencil I can borrow?

Me: oh yes yes I have lots of pencils. how much pencil do I have? All of it.
here

Person: Oh this looks like my pencil, I could have sworn I left it the band room

Me: well isn't that just a shame