ivy: you know what i think would cheer you up? a little gossip
josephine: i hate gossip
josephine: ...who's it about?

clover: i had a dream i got arrested for tax evasion, which is crazy because i never even paid taxes
aurora:
aurora: clo, that's the definition of tax evasion

eden: look, i might not be a saint, but it's not like i've killed anybody. i'm not an arsonist. i never found a wallet outside of mcdonald's and thought about returning it but saw that the owner lived far away so i just took the cash and dropped the wallet back onto the ground.
samantha: okay, that was really specific and makes me think that you definitely did do that

cecilia: it's not bragging if it's true

valerie: in my defence, i was left unsupervised
elsie: wasn't jordan with you?
jordan: in my defence, i was also left unsupervised

maisie: a little tough love is what these people need. and if that doesn't work, i'm moving on to molotov cocktails.

eden: i was never one to hold grudges. my father held grudges and i'll always hate him for that.

cecilia: i don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
cecilia:
cecilia: actually, it's going to bother me if i don't-

aurora, answering the phone: hello?
clover: it's clover.
aurora: what did they do this time?
clover: no, it's me, clover. it's actually me.
aurora: what did you do this time?

elsie: i want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
jordan: okay, but in my defence, valerie bet me 50 pence i couldn't drink all that shampoo
elsie: that wasn't what i was going to- YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?

samia: if i was trapped in a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato, i would die
samantha: how the fuck would you even get into that situation?