All I have to say is: Smut, fluff, and angst.

Eli: Emerson! This shirt was 50% off!

Emerson: Oh really? I wish it was 100% off.

Eli: The store can't just give away free shirts tho.

Emerson: That's not what I-

Eli: That's a terrible marketing strategy.

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Seth: *drops a plate, it shattering* *mumbles* F* me..

Eli: *smirks* Gladly

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Anthem: *at the store with Karlee and Trinity, talking happily with a friend*

Karlee + Trinity: *glaring at said friend from behind Anthem*

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Heath: Is cereal a soup..?

Shadow + Ce: YES

Jacob: NO

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Jacob: *walks over to Heath* If you break her heart I will break your face.

Heath: :0

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Jacob: Hi

Benji: HOLY CRAP IM IN LOVE

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These are actual quotes me and my friends have said from here down.

Hunter, extremely sleep deprived: Six is my favorite color

Shadow: *bursts out laughing*

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Hunter: Welp, when life gives you lemons-

Anthem, Tess, and Luci: You make lemonade?

Ce, Heath, and Cole: MAKE A LEMON BOMB AND BLOW LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN

Karlee, Trinity, and Jacob: SQUEEZE IT INTO YOUR ENIMIES EYES!!

Shadow: *making orange juice with a lemon*

Everyone: ????

Shadow: Make orange juice and let everyone wonder how the heck you did it.

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Shadow, drunk: *voice is slightly slurred* YOU'RE MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED LIKE ELDERBERRIES

Ce: Wot-

Shadow: Now go before I have to insult you again!

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Hunter: Can I die?

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Seth: *hugging onto Eli*

Eli: What are you-

Seth: Be quiet, heaters don't talk

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Shadow: *singing a song from a musical*

Ce: I always know where you are!

Shadow: Wait, how?

Ce: YOU'RE ALWAYS SINGING MUSICALS!!!

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Lauren: *talking with a friend who's hitting on her but she's oblivious* Did you hear on the news about someone killing someone?

Phantom: *appears out of no where* sPEAKING OF KILLING SOMEONE- 

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Shadow: *had a dream about her and Ce falling off a building and cracking their heads* CRACKED HEAD BUDDIES!

Ce: YEAH!!

Everyone else: *thinking they said crack head buddies* ?!