Shadow: *mad* I HATE YOU WITH EVERY INCH OF MY BEING!

Jacob: *looks down at her* That's not many inches

Shadow: *tackles him*

Anthem: *laughing* I can't breathe!

Hunter: Yeah, well neither can Jacob.

Shadow: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Jacob: You're Strong.

Ce: You're Weak.

Hunter: You're an idiot.

Shadow: Hey, how would you like your coffee?

Jacob, tired: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Shadow: One glass of milk coming up.

Shadow: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.

Heath: No, that's not how you make cookies...

Ce: FLOOR IT!

Shadow: How about 4,000,000 degrees for one second?

Heath: YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

Shadow: *already casting a spell* I'M GOING TO HARVEST THE POWER OF THE SUN TO BAKE COOKIES!

Ce: DO IT!

Heath: NO-

Shadow: Hunter is a nice person.

Shadow: Underneath all the parts that hate everyone except Lazy.

Shadow: What doesn't kill me *voice gets disoriented* better start running

Shadow: When's the last time you even had a carrot?

An: Well it's my least favorite cake so..

Envy: Shadow gave me a get better soon card.

Love: Aw, that's sweet

Envy: I wasn't sick. She just thought I could do better.

Hunter: My battery is getting low and so is my patience. 

Jacob: This is stupid..

Ce: What isn't at this point?