"GIVE IT BACK NOW DEIDARA!"

"No can do, (y/n) un!" He shouted over his shoulder as he ran away from you with your most prized possesion in his arms.

He made a sharp turn and began down the hallway that led to the kitchen where every Akatsuki member would be eating breakfast. You growled lowly and picked up your pace. 'If Hidan sees this, he's never going to let it go!'

"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DEIDARA!"

He smirked back at you over his shoulder and made a sharp turn directly into the kitchen. You reached the doorway and stopped to catch your breath before you entered, knowing you would need all the strength you could get right now. Right on cue, Hidan's taunting laughter echoed throughout the dining area.

"Why the h*** does that b**** even f****** have this s***?!" Hidan wheezed out in between his hysterical laughter.

You sighed defeatedly and slowly walked into the kitchen. Every pair of eyes turned to your slouched form as you defeatedly sauntered in.

"Hey b****! Are you going to go f******* cry to you s***** mommy?" You sighed at his colorful insult. Deidara was rolling on the floor with tears flooding from his eyes because he was laughing so hard.

You silently walked over to the hysterical Deidara, and promptly kicked him in the ribs as hard as you could. You were no master in Taijutsu, but when you were pissed, you could do anything.

Except calm yourself down of course.

Deidara went flying through the wall and left an outline of himself in the aging drywall. He groaned quietly and stood up, now empty of his earlier hysterics.

The sound of footsteps coming into the kitchen could be heard behind you as you went to retrieve your prized possession. The newcomer gasped and ran over to Deidara in a haphazardly manner, somehow knocking over the kitchen table in the process, earning several glares from the other members that had been peacefully eating their meal. You dove to catch your stolen property before anything or anyone could harm or stain it.

"SENPAI!~"

You groaned and stood up, wiping of the back of your hands on the back of your cloak. You reached up and tenderly massaged your temples as you felt an on coming headache, and the eccentric man-child certainly would not help with that in any way. "Shut up Tobi, un."

"TOBI'S HAPPY DEIDARA-SENPAI IS OKAY!!"Tobi jumped onto Deidara and held him in a suffocating hug.

You usually don't come to breakfast in the mornings because you always end up with a head ache, and you are NOT a morning person. Deidara on the other hand, found it necessary to come in and wake you up for the first time in your many years with the Akatsuki. When he came in to your room he was met with the sight of you curled up in your bed with your most prized possession,

Your stuffed manatee.

Don't get me wrong, you thought stuffed animals were ridiculous, but this one was the last thing you had of your deceased family. It had been your little sister's (If you don't have a little sister, now you do!:D(did)) before she was killed.

By you.

"GET OFF ME TOBI, YEAH!" Tobi jumped up and flailed his arms every which way.

"TOBI'S SORRY SENPAI!" You sighed at their usual 24/7 antics. You normally would provoke Tobi more, but in the mornings you just wanted to be back in your comfy bed.

As you made your way back out of the kitchen, you looked down at the stuffed animal that was cradled in your arms and felt envy towards the soft, stuffed fabric.

'Why can't I sit around and do nothing but look cute.'

It's blank glassy eyes just stared back up at your narrowed (e/c) ones. You winced as you felt and elbow jab sharply into your ribs.

"Hey b****, where do you think your f****** going?" Hidan stepped into the doorway of the kitchen, which was your only possible escape from the awaiting taunts and ridicule from your comrades. Though, mostly Hidan.

"To my bed you b******." This reply piqued many of the Akatsuki members' curiosity. They had honestly never heard you curse. Well, to be honest, you didn't converse with any of them in general.

He smirked and looked down on you. You could practically see the dark aura radiating from him as he just stood there in the doorway.

"Hidan." You didn't need to voice you threats. Your malicious smile was enough to voice what you were feeling. You were never very good with words.......or facial expressions for that matter.......but when you were pissed.....

People knew to stay away.

Or else.

Unless your an idiot like said b****** currently blocking the entire exit.

You had a small stare off with Hidan, while the bystanders just set the table upright once more and got some more food from around the kitchen.

He swiftly broke eye contact and made a quick grab for you beloved manatee. As he held it, he tauntingly raised it above his head and held it as high as he could.

"Hidan, what do you take me for?! A child?!" He chuckled at your words.

"You are the adult that sleeps with a stuffed animal in a criminal organization." He laughed at his own sad excuse of a joke.

You were getting fed up with all this crap. You wanted to curl up with your stuffed animal in your soft mattress that you had saved your assassination reward money for. Your sleep was not something to be messed with.

"Hidan. I'm out of patience. Your going to loose a few limbs. I'll pay Kakuzu to leave them off. Give it to me now and go away." You looked at him with a dangerous look in your eye. The very reason you were allowed into this secretive organization in the first place. You were a sadistic, heartless b**** when it came to things like sleep and assassination.

He just looked down at me and laughed," As if a f****** b**** like you could-" You cut him off. Literally. Before he could even finish his sentence you had cut off his head, arms, and legs.

You silently walked over to Kakuzu and handed him a large bundle of cash. "You heard all that right?" Kakuzu merely grunted in response, while thumbing through the gifted cash. Hidan's curses could be heard clearly in the background, yet no one made a move to help him.

Now for the last issue.

"Deidara." Deidara tensed as you said his name and slowly turned around to meet your raging (e/c) gaze.

"Take note that I will get you back for this stunt you pulled, and it will be when you least expect. Be prepared."

And with that you grabbed a (favorite cold drink) from the fridge and walked back to your room to catch up on your much needed sleep.

"Let's all agree to never wake her up for breakfast again, un." A few of the members mumbled in agreement while Hidan kept spouting his extensive and vibrant vocabulary.

.:':.

Hope you guys liked it! I'm thinking of maybe doing a part two for this one about when you get Deidara back. Tell me in the comments if you want a part two, and if you do then how would you get revenge on Deidara?

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