So... Heh. How long have I been gone?

*Nonexistent Reader*: LIKE NO JOKING NINE MONTHS
Me: Oh... Yeah. *random excuses*
*Nonexistent Reader*: GRAHHHHHH *runs after me with pitchfork*

So... Sorry for being gone so long. I don't have a reason, really. I'll try to pick up NTA maybe updates once a week...
:/

I hope you're still here *sobs*