*Mom suddenly yells at me*

Mom: Stop playing in that computer all day and go do your homework!

Me: Already did.

Mom: Then go study!

Me: Did that too right after homework.

Mom: Go play outside with your friends!

Me: I don't have friends.

Mom: Go watch some Tv...

Me: Ok...

*Takes the remote and eyes the tv suspiciously*

Me:... 

How does this thing work again?

...

MOM I THINK IT'S BROKEN!