*Le 13 year old me playing imvu after invitation from future bff (and future bf)*

Random guy: "Open your pussy"

Me: *goes to chat bar with future bff* What's a pussy?

Future bff: ...........

Me: ???

F. Bff: The thing in your legs..........

Me: my knees?

Him: No, the OTHER thing...

Me: my hair?....

Him: no, BETWEEN them.

Me: ...My pubic hair?...

Him: ...You're kidding right?...

Me: No, seriously! Some guy just said *that thing from before*. So, what does it mean???

Him: It's a female organ...

Me: OHHHHHH!.... My ovaries!

Him: IT'S A VAGINA, A VAGINA OK?!

Me: Geez, calm your tits, you could've just said so from the bigining! You sound like a virgin!

Him: ...

Me: ...

Him: ...

Me: Does this makes us best friends now?...

Him: How???

Me: We talk about genitalia now...

Him: I guess so.

Me: Nice.