Growing up

Mom: I'm so proud of you *insert daughter's name here*, 19 years old already, a full grown woman. Now go or you'll be late for college!

Me: *arrives late like always and looks around for friends*

Friend: *stares back*

Me: *starts wiggling, twerking, making kissy faces and many meme/gifs references/moves*

Friend: *answers back with intense flirting and tongue licking*

Other classmates: *stare but then start doing the same or worse*

Teacher: * gives up and goes for usual 30 minute break to rethink life*

Me: I love being a grown up! *eats all snacks despite just having eaten lunch and knowing she'll have to beg someone else for more*

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