Time to finish this episode

So earlier I got a called from the local newspaper to visit at a place on 412 Gopher Road.

I look up from where I wrote the address to see a warehouse. I then walked in.

"Hello," I said, "Hmm must've cancelled."

I turn around to see the doors forced shut. I tried to open but it won't budge.

"Hello Friend!"

I turned around to see Gideon.

"Ugh Gideon," I said.

"Dipper Pines. How long have been livin' in this town? A week, two? You like it here? Enjoy the scenery?" Gideon asked.

"What do you want from me, man?" I asked.

"Listen carefully, boy," said Gideon, "This town has secrets you couldn't begin to comprehend!"

"Is this about Mabel?" I asked, "I told you, she's not into you!"

"LIAR!" said Gideon, "YOU turned her against me!"

He then grabs his bolo tie and walks towards me.

"She was my peach dumplin'!" said Gideon.

I don't know how its possible but he made me float over to a ton of his merchandise.

"Readin' minds isn't all I can do," said Gideon.

"But-but you're a fake," I said startled.

"Oh tell me, Dipper: is this fake?" Gideon asked as a bunch of his merchandise flies around.

Meanwhile:

Mabel is outside of the Mystery Shack, thinking and chewing on her hair, which I keep telling her not to. Wendy walks outside and sits next to Mabel.

"How's that hair tastin', buddy?" Wendy asked.

"Wendy, I need some advice," said Mabel, "You've broken up with guys, right?"

"Oh yeah: Russ Durham, Eli Hall, Stoney Davidson..."

"I don't know what's wrong with me," said Mabel, "Other than my autism, I thought everything was back to normal, but I still feel all gross."

"...Pysche Wirley, Nate Holt, oh, that guy with the tattoos..."

"Maybe letting Dipper do it for me was a mistake," said Mabel, "Gideon deserves an honest break up."

"...Danny Feldman, Mark Epston... Oh man, I'm not sure I ever actually broke up with him. No wonder he keeps calling me."

"I know what I've gotta do," said Mabel, "Thanks for talking to me Wendy."

Now back to our story. Because I'm running like crazy from Gideon, probably going to need new pants.

"Grunkle Stan was right about you," I said, "you ARE a monster!"

"Your sister will be mine!" screamed Gideon.

I grab a nearby baseball bat.

I shout and charge at Gideon with the bat. Gideon levitates me and I drop the bat.

"She's never gonna date you, man!" I screamed.

"That's a lie," said Gideon.

He Looks at a box of lamb shears.

"And I'm gonna make sure you never lie to me again, friend," said Gideon.

As the lamb shears get closer to me, Mabel runs in screamming.

"Gideon," said Mabel, "We have to talk!"

"M-Mabel," said Gideon, "My marshmalla."

He drops the shears.

"What are you doin' here?" Gideon asked.

"I'm sorry Gideon, but I can't be your marshmallow," said Mabel, "I needed to be honest and tell you that myself."

"I-I don't understand," said Gideon as he squeezes his bolo tie, as he did that he squeezes me.

"Uh, Mabel!? This probably isn't the best time to be brutally honest with him," I said while choking.

"Hey, but we can still be makeover buddies, right? Wouldn't you like that?" Mabel asked.

"Really?" Gideon asked.

Then things got quiet.

"No, not really," said Mabel.

Mabel pulls off Gideon's bolo tie and I fell onto a pile of plushies.

"Well that broke my fall nicely," I said.

"You were attacking my brother," said Mabel, "what the heck?!"

"My tie," said Gideon, "give it back."

"Let me think about it, hmm, no," said Mabel.

Mabel drops the tie and stomps on it breaking it.

Gideon has a shocked expression on his face.

"Why you little witch," said Gideon.

Gideon then pushed Mabel to the ground. And then my Big Bro anger kicked in as I ran and picked up him up by the shoulders.

"Oh big mistake buddy," I said, "You can mess with me all you want but when you mess with my autistic sister you have heck to pay."

I threw Gideon down and then attend to Mabel who was sobbing.

"Autistic?" Gideon asked.

Then that's when Gideon realized he screwed up big time.

"Oh my gosh," said Gideon.

"Its okay baby sister," I said, "I gotcha."

Mabel blows her nose on my shoulder.

"I'm sorry!"

Mabel and I turned our heads to see Gideon with a remorseful look on his face.

"What?" I asked.

"I said I'm sorry, I understand now, you weren't getting in the way, you were protecting her," said Gideon, "I should've figured that out by now. Why did I have to get jealous?"

"I'm pretty sure that's natural," I said shrugging, "Look Gideon I get it, I would also get mad if someone was in the way of someone I like, but sometimes its for good reason, Mabel has Autism, and I'm affraid of someone hurting her."

Mabel is still crying.

"Mabel I'm sorry," said Gideon, "I promise I won't act all romantic on yah, but can we be friends, just friends nothing else."

Gideon puts out a hand, but Mabel screams.

"Will this change your mind?" Gideon asked as he pulled out a card.

Mabel and I read the card, "President of the Paw Patrol Fan club: Northwestern Branch."

"You watch Paw Patrol too?" Mabel asked.

"Does Ryder run the team?" Gideon asked.

"Okay, we can be friends," said Mabel.

"Just dont hit her again," I said.

"Understood," said Gideon.

Later on we went back to the mystery shack to see an annoyed Grunkle Stan walk in.

"What happened?" I asked.

"Long story short Mabel's BFF, whatever that means, told me Bud would have taken over the Shack, and make me flat broke," said Stan, "Mabel if you want to hang out with Gideon that's fine, just keep Bud out of this place."

"Understood Grunky Stan," said Mabel.

As Grunkle Stan left we heard a strange noise from the roof.

"What was that?" Mabel asked.

"I don't know," I said, "lets go check."

We go into the gift shop and notice the ladder to the roof is open. We then go up to see Wendy sleeping on a lounge chair.

"Wendy?" I asked.

Wendy then walks up.

"Dang it not again," said Wendy, "I see you found my secret hideout. Don't tell your uncles I put mine up here."

"Got it," I said.

"Got zit," said Mabel.

Wendy checks the time.

"Oh I got to go before my Dad burns down the house, again," said Wendy.

Wendy gets up and goes down the ladder.

"Bye Wendy," I said while blushing.

"Ooohh, someone's got a crush on Wendy," said Mabel.

"What me, pfft, no," I said, "I just think she's cool and all, its not like I lie awake at night thinking about her."

Later on that night, I laid in bed awake thinking about her.

"Oh no," I said realizing what is going on.

Did I just go into the next episode, yep, also since I'm a Dipcifica shipper, don't expect this Wendip thing to last, that ship sanked....no pun intended, so get over it. See you guys next time.