So I've decided this wont just be art- it'll be memes and little stories.

This is just about some shit in my life right now.

So I have a snake, he's around 6 months old, he's an albino corn snake, and he's fucking adorable (I'll put a pic at the end). Lately, he's been following me around whenever I go into the room he's in, just like, watching me and flicking his little tongue. It's really cute, but when you walk in, and he just stares at you, it's creepy as fuck.

My mom also doesn't really like snakes at all. When I brought him home, she wouldn't be in the same room as him. So when he watches her... you can imagine how she reacts.

My dad loves him though.

The only problem with my dad loving him is that my snake fucking hates my dad. I mean like, he'll slither on me (cause he loves me- no seriously-) and my mom, and all my siblings, but he won't touch my father with a 10-foot poll. It's hilarious, because my dad adores him.

Anyways, that's all! Bye.

Snake (he's gotten longer since I took this photo):