We're men
We're men in tights
We roam around the forest
Looking for fights
We're men
We're men in tights
We room rob from the rich
And give to the poor
That's right!
We may look like sissies
But watch what you say
Or else we'll put out your lights
We're men
We're men in tights
Always on guard
Defending the people's rights
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We're men
Manly men!
We're men in tights
Yes!
We roam around the forest
Looking for fights
We're men
We're men in tights
We rob from the rich
And give to the poor
That's right!
We may look like pansies
But don't get us wrong
Or else we'll put out your lights
We're men
We're men in tights
Tight tights!
Always on guard
Defending the people's rights
When your in a fix
Just call for the men in tights
We're butch!