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User: if you could kill anyone with no consequences happening, who would you kill?
Becca: myself-

*beep-*

Mentality: Gumdrop, ask me what I would do if we broke up.
Insanity: *sighs* what would you do if we broke up?
Mentality: go back to my ex!
Insanity: ...I'm also dating Mania-
Mentality: in that scenario you WOULD be my ex!
Insanity: ...oh yeah, then you BETTER come back to me-

*beep-*

Maniac: I'm here and I'm queer!
Maniac: me again, I like men.
Maniac: alright gang, I like wang.
Maniac: knock knock, I like cock.
Maniac: have you heard the news? I'm into dudes.
Maniac: what's up, I'm a bisexual-
Mentality: ...you kept saying you loved cock and then you come out as bi whICH ONE IS IT,

*beep-*

Becca, in a sing song tone: have you heard of lgbtq? Well I am the B-
Becca, screaming: I AM A BITCH AND NOBODY LIKES ME-

*beep-*

Brae: the snack that smiles back... CHILDREN-
Ginny: *scared bean noises*

*beep-*

Hermione: so, I was on the surface earlier and some bitch looked at me weirdly. I questioned why and she said, "Sorry, I thought you looked gay." ...Ok Karen, first of all, don't judge a book by its cover. Second of all, yes I am and I've got the hottest fucking gay girlfriend ever who I'm going to destroy in bed tonight to get rid of my anger from talking to you, bitch-
Ginny: ...Hermione, why do you do this...

*beep-*

User: *returning home after getting her hips destroyed by Fell*
Chara: *flirting with Sci*
Mentality: *drunk af*
Rachel: *baking cookies*
Becca: *being a depressed, touch starved bean*
User:
User: I'm not surprised-

*beep-*

Lillith: there is no magical cure for depression. HOWEVER.. my little sister once told me, "Whenever you feel sad, just imagine a t-rex trying to make a bed." ...dO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO BE SAD WITH THAT FUCKING IMAGINE IN YOUR HEAD-

*beep-*

Noire: this is to the LOSER who DARE to tell me that being gay isn't a choice..  you're right. Being gay ISN'T a choice.. IT'S A COMPETITION AND I'M WINNING, HAVE YOU SEEN MY GIRLFRIEND-

*beep-*

Insanity: *exists*
Mentality: mama I'm in love with a criminal-

*beep-*

Becca: yeah, I hate you
Pandora: I love you. I miss you~
Becca: bitch, fuck you. Yeah, go to a cliff and jump off, bitch. And if you survive then jump again-

*beep-*

Mentality: will you help me hide a bodddyyyy?
Rachel: huh?
Mentality: come on, we can't delayyyyyy~
Rachel: Mentality  what did you do!?
Mentality: no one can see him on the floor, get him out the door  before he can decaayyy~! *casually places a foot on a dead human on the ground*
Rachel: Now why would you call me to help with this!?

*beep-*

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