Becca: I'm NOT an alcoholic!
User: oh yeah? Go prove it and order a water!
Becca: ok, fine! I will
Grillby: What would you like to order, Becca?
Becca in her head: you can do this. Say water... say water...
Becca: vodka- FUCK!
(Imma draw this as a skit-)

*beep-*

Ginny: if you have ten cookies and someone asks for one, how many cookies do you have?
Riah: ten
Ginny: ok... what if someone forcefully takes two cookies, then what do you have?
Riah: ten cookies... and a dead body-

*beep-*

Mentality: *slams the door open, clearly drunk*
Chara:
Chara:
Mentality: iF yOu BrEaK a MiRrOr, YoU jUsT gEt MoRe MiRrOrS-
Chara: no you don- OH MY GOD-