Request by: Br4ttYCl0wN

(Clowny you will pay the consequences!!!)

(The reader is gender neutral or I'm trying it to be one)

3rd Person POV

*Your on the way home from work... it was all boring... your just an accountant for a random company...*

*Its boring as fuck... all you do is typing and talking and other bullshit...*

You; Well... hope none of this day can get any worse...

???: oh is it baby boy/girl~

You: ohh for fuck sake...

*You turned around and saw HIM.. it was Cypher Crowley... your annoying and sex crazed neighbor...*

*You actually find this damn prostitute as an annoying dick*

(Fact; I don't like Lust Cypher that much...)

You: what do you want Cy? I told you I don't wanna have sex with you!!

Cypher: aw cmon~ that was not my intention~

*he gives a wink and walks over you... he wrapped his arms and pulls you to a hug*

Cypher; I promise I'll give you a good time~ darling~ we will have fun~

You; no means no Cy... you damn femboy...

Cypher; I'm not a full femboy..  you know...~ not even close~

You; whatever just leave me alone!

*Cypher just giggles and whispers to your ear*

Cypher: and what if I dont~

*You gave an answer... you kicked him on the dick...*

Cypher: Ahhh!~ kick me harder~

*You got disgusted by him and you run away*

*He gave a creepy smirk and chases after you*

Cypher: The cat became the mouse~

*On top of the building... the Original Cypher looks with disgust...*

Original! Cypher: I hate this world... Author! Why?!

(Author: get outta there Cy!)

*He was teleported back to his own universe*

*Back to Lust Cypher he was chasing after Y/n with also... a creepy smile on his face*

Cypher; you cant run forever you know~

You: you damn!!! Horny boy!!! Leave me alone!!!

*You keep running away... as you pushed many people blocking your path... you found a ladder and climb up... the building.. as you got there... Cy was also there...*

Cypher; hehe~ I can teleport~

YOU: I don't give a single fuck!!

*You grabbed him and push of the building... but he just forms some wings and flies*

You: FUCK!!!

Cypher; we can do this the easy way~ or the very HARD~ way~

You: YOU ANGEL DUST RIPOFF!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

*You looked on the ground a pair of pink chains and tentacles wrapped around your body*

(Original Cypher: NOT THE FUCKING TENTACLES!!! IS THIS LUST ME THAT KINKY?!)

You: you gotta be kidding me!!!

Cy: huhuhu~ goodnight~

*A pink dust blows upon your face and you passed out*

Hours Later

*You woke up... chained up to the bed... the bedroom... was looking pained... there is a tv on the wall and discarded videogames on the floor... on the wall there was just some guitar and some posters...*

*for a guy... who was a prostitute you expect he has some ball gag or something like those... but no... he seems like an average nerd...*

*Right beside you..m was your kidnapper himself...*

Cypher: your final awake~

*You just shivered*

Cypher; now we can have some fun~

*Oh boy...*

Later..

*You both where sitting on the floor playing some Call of Duty Deathmatch*

Cypher: see? What did I told you? Where having fun!~

You: y-yeah.. I thought you meant where gonna fuck...

Cypher; I know... but playing videogames is much better than sex~ say~ wanna do This more often?

You: sure... just don't try to chase me or kidnapped me...

*Cypher giggles*

Cypher: yeah~ no promises~

*He kisses your cheek*

*You blushed... and looked at him*

Cypher: booyah!!! I won!!!

You: wha?

*You looked at the TV... and you got distracted by Cypher*

Cypher: hahah!! I won!

You: HEY!! NO FAIR!

*You saw Cypher get up and runs outside you followed suit and chased him...*

Cypher; NOW THIS IS FUN!!!~

*Cypher giggles as you chases him*

*This is a fun day*

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