Ok so, there is this reader x person thingy that I'm reading and the reader just has so much confidence. I just can't. So I gave the reader a name, Bethany. I am not the reader because there is no way I could ever have so much confidence in real life. So everytime there is an xreader story and the reader is really confident, it's not gonna be me, it's gonna be Bethany. Cuz I like the fanfic most of the time and I want to keep reading, but I can't imagine them as me so now it's Bethany! And this probably doesn't make sence, which that's fine, it doesn't have to. This is just a thing for me...and Bethany.

And now I shall give me the title, Bethany's bottom bunny.... Cuz I have imagined Bethany to look a certain way and all the fanfics that I make her be in, she is really nice so now I am a simple for her and I just want her to hug me and give me a forehead kiss. I want her to be my mom but I also want her to make out with me... I'm not into incest! I just want to feel loved by someone who has that motherly feeling and they can give me a forehead kiss and can treat me like in five. Then when I feel better and feel like a big kid again we just be big kids. But I would hate if she touched me while I'm being a kid cuz I'd feel so uncomfortable. I'd only allow her to see me act like a kid cuz I know I can trust her and because I love her.

Ok why am I talking about this! I don't know! Quick change of subject!! Uhhh!! Rocks! Uh!! Yeah! Rocks, they are nice. Come in different sizes, shapes, colors. You know. People are like rocks. Not always the same, but we all share something in common, we all come from the Earth. So if you go up to someone for no reason and say "I HATE YOU!" you're actually hating you're self. Remember that... Or don't... Do whatever you want with that.... Actually don't. Some of you are very sinful children and I do not trust you with that. Please don't sexualize this!