Tune: Spice and songs made by Nem (yes collectively most of Nem's songs)
Dark Themes: Thievery

Adrenaline rushes through my veins
As I jump from roof to roof.
If they ever catch me
I'll have no regrets, take no reproof.

They say that girls are made of things
Like sugar and spice,
But I'm no goody-two-shoes
And I'm not very nice.

Chorus:
''Cause I'm a kleptomaniac
And I will get what I want.
Go ahead try to attack,
But I'll escape your hunt.

When you see my silver card,
Call me what you will.
'Cause I'll come to steal your greatest treasure
Just for the thrill.

Sirens blaring behind me,
But I'll laugh it away.
Cloaked in the night just like a shadow,
You won't catch me today.

Twisting, twirling, dancing around
Don't you know you'll miss your shots?
But by all means amuse me
Show me everything you've got.

Chorus:
Oh I'm a kleptomaniac
And I'm gonna have my fun.
Go ahead try to attack,
but your wasting your guns.

I still don't see the big issue here,
'Cause I return everything
A week or two after I'm finished
With my silent enjoying.

I stop and see that I'm surrounded
I hide my small smile.
I raise my hands into the air
And hear clapping all the while.

A detective steps out from the shadows.
He's smiling at me.
"This is the longest time," he says.
"We've let a criminal run free."

Chorus:
Oh but you've forgotten I'm a kleptomaniac
And I will get what I want
You've had your turn you've attacked
And now my turn has come.

I quickly reach out to you
As I grab your loaded gun.
I shoot into the air and as you're blinded
I begin to run.

Oh I'm a kleptomaniac
And I've gotten what I want.
Once again you've failed your attack
And I know that I've won.

Oh I'm a kleptomaniac
And I'm getting away.
Adrenaline pumping, no turning back.
I'm free to steal another day.

~~~

Far away in the distance
Where the thief just left.
A detective smiles at a silver card,
Heart beating in his chest.

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A/N: Hey there! So yeah, this might be the only happy song I have. I don't really have a reason for making this.

If any of you don't know, kleptomania is a term for a kind of disorder that makes you steal things. A kleptomaniac may steal for no real reason other than to steal. Anyway, do you remember Waddi from The Secret Saturdays? She's the girl who stole Zak's stuff(I think she stole his belt) in that salt man episode. Yeah, she's a kleptomaniac. Back to the song. So there's a thief going around and basically hasn't been arrested. She sends a silver card to indicate who will be stolen from next. Why? Because she finds it entertaining. Then there's a detective who seems to have a crush on her. How cute. I honestly didn't want the last stanza, but I guess it makes it a nicer story. Making a one shot of this? Definitely.

A sped up version of Spice makes the first part of this song. Nem is a song maker who makes jazzy music. This song is meant to be jazzy sounding, so listening to her songs gave me a tune. Which song? I don't know, there are quite a few of them.

I hope you liked this, see ya!