Darth Vader: Well, that is a strange title.

Me: There really is a fly on my laptop screen though. There seriously is.

Darth Vader: Shoo it away and it won't be on your screen.

Me: No, I don't want to. Aaaww... it just flew away.

Darth Vader: I thought you hated bugs.

Me: I do. But with the fly on my screen this title won't be a lie. Anyways...

Darth Vader: Please tell me you haven't brought me here for yet another tag.

Me: I didn't.

Darth Vader: Then why am I here?

Me: For a tag.

Darth Vader: You just said it wasn't a tag.

Me: Only because you said not to tell you that you were brought here for another tag.

Darth Vader: *sighs* Let's get on with this.

Me: Okay! You ask the questions Darthy! Right after Rules gives us the rules, of course.

Rules: *monotone* Rule 1: If you are tagged you must answer all of the questions.
Rule 2: When you re-tag, think of your own questions to give.

Darth Vader: *whispers to Me* I thought you were going to install an emotion chip.

Me: *whispers to Darthy* I did, but I've not been able to get my hands on one. There's this certain one I want but... for certain reasons... I've had to have it smuggled in.

Darth Vader: *raises an eyebrow* Why?

Me: It may or may not be illegal because some androids have been known to go haywire after having emotions installed. So I'm having Han Solo smuggle it in. For a price, of course... but it'll be worth it!

Darth Vader: Unless the android does go haywire. Wait a minute... so you're doing something illegal?

Me: ...I guess I am...

Darth Vader: I'm so proud of you!

Me: Um... thanks...

Rules: Pay attention to the rules. I will start from the beginning.

Me: No! Just start off with rule 3.

Rule: As you wish. Rule 3: You must re-tag ten people. *powers down*

Darth Vader: Question 1: If you were promised one complete and honest answer to one question, what and who would you ask?

Me: Hmm... Hey Vader, can I ask you a question before I answer this question?

Darth Vader: Depending on the question it may or may not be a complete or honest answer.

Me: Unless I get you to promise me, just as the question said.

Darth Vader: And how would you get me too?

Me: Hmm... *pulls out a spray can of pink paint* I could paint you pink.

Darth Vader: You like me black. You wouldn't.

Me: *sprays him pink*

Darth Vader: This will come out, right?

Me: No. It's permanent. Only I know how to get rid of it. *evil smirk*

Darth Vader: If I promise to answer your question honestly, will you get rid of the paint?

Me: Yup.

Darth Vader: *sighs* Fine. What is the question?

Me: My question is one I already know the answer to, but I want to hear you say it.

Darth Vader: Oh no.

Me: Are you...

Darth Vader: Please do not be what I think it is...

Tith (Tolkienite3791): *appears* Oh! I know what she's gonna ask!

Me: Anakin? And you cannot say no, because you promised, an if you don't then you'll be pink forever!

Darth Vader: *silently gulps and tries thinking of a way out of this, but, thinking of nothing, sighs* Fine. Yes. I am Anakin. Happy now?

Me: Tremendously. *smiles*

Tith: Ha! He admitted it! Yes! Well, that's all I came here for. *disappears*

Darth Vader: Now, how do I get rid of this pink paint?

Me: Right, on it! GodismyDD!

GodismyDD: *appears* Yes?

Me: Darth Vader needs to be black again.

Girly-Girl-Self: *appears* I don't know... he looks fabulous this way!

Tom-Boy-Self: No, he does NOT! Make him black again!

Darth Vader: Since when do you have a girly girl self and a tom boy self?

Me: Since I was little. I just never mention my girly girl self... I think a good balance of the two is perfect.

Girly-Girl Self: *points index finger at Vader* SPARKLES!

Tom-Boy-Self: NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: *when he sees his cape has sparkles* (-_-) Change me back.

GodismyDD: On it! Black looks WAY better on you. *starts typing*

*Girly-Girl-Self disappears*

GodismyDD: There we go.

Tom-Boy-Self: NOW MAKE HIM BLACK AGAIN!!!! PINK IS AWFUL!!!!!!!!

Me: Eh. Not my favorite, but I do like magenta. Anyways... yeah... Darthy needs to be black again!

Tom-Boy-Self: Who would dare call him Darthy?! You really are girly.

Me: I'm a girl, but not girly. GodismyDD, take Tom-Boy-Self away.

GodismyDD: *types again*

*Tom-Boy-Self disappears and Darth Vader becomes his normal black and awesome self again. GodismyDD disappears*

Me: Well... now that that's all over...

Darth Vader: Every single one of your readers is going to be annoyed because it took this long to complete question 1!

Me: *sheepish grin* Heh-heh...

Darth Vader: Question 2: In your eyes, what is the secret of life?

Me: Secret of life... well, if you mean the key to having a happy existence, then I would say the secret of life is having God as your best friend. After all, life isn't possible without Him.

Darth Vader: Question 3: If your life was a book, what would be the title?

Me: Hmm. Perhaps it would be Through Every Trial. Because I've had many trials in my life. My dad's death a few years after spending an awful 2-3 months in Missouri with my grandparents, moving into a house with bedbugs, then moving back to find thousands of roaches, with all the disappearances of my cats, and through many trials we are facing even now. If I did write a story like that, it would be about how Through Every Trial, God never left me, nor forsake me.

Darth Vader: I think that would be fitting. Either that or 'The Life of a Geek'.

Me: Haha! Yeah, that would be me. What's the next question?

Darth Vader: Question 4: If you could time travel back, would you go back and fix all of your mistakes, or do you think your mistakes have helped shape who you are today?

Me: I think my mistakes have helped shape me into who I am today. And besides, I'd be afraid of ruining the timeline and totally altering it or something.

Darth Vader: Question 5: Invisible for a day...how would you spend it?

Me: I would spend it pranking my brothers. I would convince my brothers that my One Ring replica was actually real and had turned me into a Ringwraith. To begin with the pranking, I would put on a cloak and start speaking in whispers. I'd say the One ring poem in the Black Speech, with my One Ring on, and then I would take the cloak off an I'd be invisible! Then I would hide in random places and scare them by whispering: 'My Precious'.

Darth Vader: That would be so mean.

Me: Yeah... but It would be SO fun! XD

Darth Vader: *smirks* You've got a bad side.

Me: Eh. I think everyone's got a bad side. I mean, when you become a Christian you're made new, but the old is still beneath the new. Therefore: we're like the purple lightsaber.

Darth Vader: Hmm, that is a good analogy.

Me: I know right?

Darth Vader: Question 6: List three things you have faith in.

Me: Okay... well I of course have faith in God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit. That's three things right there.

Darth Vader: But they are three in one, so the same person.

Me: Still three, and that's all I can think of at the moment. It counts.

Darth Vader: Question 7: What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word 'Trust'?

Me: I think of Proverbs 3:5-6.
5: Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6: In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.
Proverbs 3:5-6 KJV

Darth Vader: Question 8: What is one thing you want to be remembered for?

Me: I want to be remembered for my faith in God. I want to be remembered as being a shining light for Him, and for being a witness for Him. But I really don't care if I'm remembered for anything. I just want God to be pleased with me. His opinion is the only opinion that matters to me.

Darth Vader: Question 9: If you spent your life never knowing whether or not tomorrow would come, how would you spend your life (be creative with this one)?

Me: I'll admit that sometimes I do care what people think. I can be super shy, especially when it comes to witnessing to someone. But if I lived my life that way (which I do, because you never know when Christ will come), I would spend it witnessing to everyone around me.

Darth Vader: Question 10: What is your strangest talent? I could answer this one.

Me: I can bark. People think I sound exactly like a dog, as do other dogs. I bark at the neighbor dogs sometimes and they bark back. And I can meow. Yeah... those are my strangest talents.

Darth Vader: One time I thought there was a dog aboard the Death Star. It turned out to be you.

Me: Yes, causing a diversion for the rebels. Hehe!

Well, that's all. I was tagged by BoldlyMysterious, and these are who I'm tagging:

SuperiorGhost (I hope I'm not getting on your nerves by tagging you so much! XP)
JesusSaves17
TheWritingMusician
booklover311921
Tolkienite3791
BEB273
iampotterlocked
BlueNerdWriter
ChristianWriter16
and ChristianMoonlight

And now for my own ten questions!

1: Would you rather be eaten alive by a hyena or stung to death by killer bees?

Darth Vader: That is a disturbing question.

Me: Hehe! It's also a super tough one. Killer bees can also suffocate you. And when it stings you it may die, but the stinger it leaves behind sends a beacon out to the whole entire hive. And hyenas are known for eating their prey alive instead of killing it first. You'll die from blood loss before dying from a bite to the neck.

Darth Vader: Again; disturbing.

2: The Lord of the Rings or Star Wars?

3: What is the first thing you think of what someone says: Platypus?

4: Darth Vader or Kylo Ren?

5: Yoda or Plo Koon?

6: Books or movies?

7: Black or Pink?

8: Your favorite word

9: Han Solo or Indiana Jones?

And 10 is a riddle.

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

What is the answer? Do not look up the answer, because that would be cheating!

Gollum: *appears* And we mustn't cheats, Precioussss... no, we mustn't.

Me: What are you doing here? I thought Gollum was gone and Smeagol was free!

Smeagol: We were free, Precioussss... but now we is caught again. Gollum! Gollum!

GodismyDD: *types* *Smeagol is free*

Smeagol: Smeagol is free! *disappears*

Me: Okayyy... that was weird..

Darth Vader: Have you looked up the definition of weird recently?

Me: No... why?

Darth Vader: You are now the definition of weird.

Me: Awesome! :D Well, anyways, I'll leave you to ponder this riddle. Must be answered, and you must not cheat. If you absolutely positively cannot think of the answer, then just put I don't know. I'm sure someone will get it. If not, then I'll put the answer to the riddle in the next chapter. Later! God bless! :)