Me: I was tagged by my very good friend SuperiorGhost , who also started this tag. The question (which was asked by Batman :D) is: What is your secret identity?

Rules: *appears*
1: You must answer each question and the tag should be done in a chapter of your own.
2: Every time you are tagged, you add a question to be answered.
3: If you have been tagged before only answer the new questions (so no need to number them).
4: At the end of the chapter tag anyone you want and document the number of questions currently in the tag.

Me: For those who have never read SuperiorGhost's 'Just Writing Randomness', please go check it out because it is a hilarious and awesome book!

Darth Vader: Can you please just get on with this? You're interrupting me from Doctor Who.

Me: Well, you're not supposed to watch it without me!

Darth Vader: I asked you if you did earlier, but all you wanted to do was play Five Nights At Freddy's.

Me: You still could have waited for me. I wasn't on it that long!

Jack O'Neill: *appears* Okay, kids, break it up.

Evil Side of Me: *crosses arms and mutters* I'm older than you'll ever be, mortal.

Good Side of Me: *whispers* Hush! Be a good Lissy, Precious!

Darth Vader: *rolls eyes*

Me: Anyways... the question. My secret identity is an Dragon/Timelord, whose parents are both dragons (which is why the Timelord part is confusing), born during the time the Tower of Babel was being built. Nowadays I'm in Middle-Earth, protecting Middle-Earth from danger with Legolas.

Darth Vader: Predictable.

Me: And I'm a Jedi.

Darth Vader: Still predictable.

Me: And Perry the Platypus helps us every now and then.

Darth Vader: And still predictable.

Me: I'm not always so predictable. *crosses arms* Oh, I have to go! The orcs have resurrected Sauron and Azog and Bolg! Not good... and they've made and alliance with the Daleks, Cyberman, Borg, Wargs, and Weeping Angels and- *gulp* Spiders...

Darth Vader: Don't forget to ask the question.

Me: No time! You ask it!

Darth Vader: How am I supposed to know what you would ask?

Me: Because you're in my head! *disappears*

Jack O'Neill: Well, that was slightly unpredictable.

Darth Vader: Maybe. Okay, a question...

Nick Wilde: I'll ask this one! Would you rather be a sloth or a a sheep? Vader, you do the tagging.

Darth Vader: *sighs* Fine.

JesusSaves17
SuperiorGhost (tag backs are aloud, right?)
BoldlyMysterious
Religious_Potato
stringslady
thebreathofhope
IsilwenofRivendell

Nick Wilde: And don't forget to document the questions! So far we've got:
1: What is your secret identity?
2: Would you rather be a sloth or a sheep?
By the way, never trust a sheep.

*Twitchy and Wolfy from Hoodwinked appear*

Twitchy: Never trust a bunny!

Judy: Hey!

Jack O'Neill: *to Vader* We'll have to have them watch each others movie.

Darth Vader: Or watch them fight.

*Nick Wilde and Wolfy walk over to Jack and Vader*

Nick: Bunny versus squirrel.

Wolfy: This should be interesting.

Nick: Unless they talk so fast we can't understand them.