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Gladion: SILVER AND I KISSED ONCE

Lyra and Moon: What

Silver: *Gasp*

Silver: WE WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT TO OUR GRAVES

Gladion: I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE SILVER

Hilda: You kissed Gladion? Why?

Silver: It was his idea

Gladion: YOU CALLED ME "WARM"

Hilda: WHAT? HOW IS HE WARM AND I'M "COLD"???

Silver: I dunno

Hilda: How am I not more attractive than Gladion?

Silver: *looks at Hilda's chest*

Hilda: Okay

Hilda: RUDE

Gladion: Hers looks exactly like mine

Hilda: R U D E

N: Why is this conversation happening