Ch - 37

Yaah!!! I already knew...pichle chapter me bakwass ratings aane vaali hai😁😁😁....

Everyone was updating! Me also followed the trend!😂😭😂😭😂😭
____________________________________

She looked at the person confused..

Prakash- beta....this is Tushar.....
Neil's childhood friend....

Avni- oh accha....

Then she looked at the person standing beside him...

Prakash- yeah...nd this is bala!(🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
itzz_misty didu aapka crush 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂)

Avni- bala...u mean shaitan ka sala...

Prakash- no!😑.... he is my sala...
Nd i m not shaitan....
Haan agar shaitan ka bhai bolti toh maan bhi leta( murmuring the last line slowly)

Shweta- what u sayssss praksh ji?

Prakash- whatever to u wish me to saysss...i mean say shweta ji...😅😅

Shweta- yes! Very good!

Neil by now was standing beside her...

Neil- mera bhi yahi haal hoga..lagta hai...
( whispering to avi)

Avni- vo toh harkaton pr depend krta hai😼

Tushar- bhai! Ladki milte hi tu toh hume bhool hi gya( sab single ladko ka dialogue 😂😂)

Avni- arre...tushar...fikr not...mai bhi tumhare saath hu... mujhe bhi kuch khaas yaad nhi rkha hai...

Neil- accha ji!🤨😼

Avni- haanji...

They then went in...

Avni- um...bala ji...( bala ji...😂😂🤣😂🤣😂ek  holy place bhi hai)
Aap kya khayenge....

Bala- keval bala me k laga dein hume vesa hi bhojan pradan kren...

Avni- u mean balak?

Bala- ji...

Avni- Aapke muh me hindi dictionary phasi huyi hai...nikaliye usse...

With that she went in to the kitchen....

He came after her....

He held her hands....and pulled her towards him...

Neil- kya keh rhi thi tum?
Mai tumhe bhi bhool gya hu

Avni- haan...vo toh sach hai...
bacche jo aa gyein hai....

Neil- yrrr....avi ab obvious hai....
Jab ghr me koi ata hai...toh usse bhi toh time dena padta hai na...ya bol du usse....
Time ni hai shaadi ho rkhi hai.. time mat le mera

Avni- no...but....

Neil- kya but?

Avni- kuch nhi...

With that she went out....

Avni- bala ji...aapka bhojan...

Bala- bala khush huye...

She controlled her laugh....and smiled...

They went inside...

Avni- or mai atyant prasaan huyi😂😂😂😂😂😂

They both laughed together..

Neil- pagal ladki..😂😂😂🤧

Avni- hehe...accha ek baat batao yeh bala ji.... takle kyu hai?😂😂😂😂

Neil- 😂😂😂 shayad vo aryabhat ke fan ho...ki unhe 0 bohot pasand hoga...😂😂😂😂

Avni- 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

They then came out...

Bala- balika....

Avi looked side ways and then behind her...

Bala- tum hi baalika...

Avni- kaun mai? Baalika?
Bas vadhu mat daal dena saath me varna beda garg ho jayega...😅😅

Tushar- vese bhabhi....

Avni- haan..2 min mai bacche dekh kr aai...

Tushar- kaunse bacche?

Avni- jo kamre me hai...

Tushar- kiske bacche?

Avni- mere or neil ke...

Tushar- kab huye?

Avni- 1 saal pehle...

Tushar- kese huye...

Avni- vo...
suddenly she stopped  and made this face...😳😳😳😳😳

Everyone was like😳😳
And bala ji was like 🙉🙊
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tushar- vo...vo...i m sorry bhabhi...
Vo actually....aap age se lagte nhi ho na ki aapke bacche honge...

Avni- eehnnhe..😅

She went in to look after the kids

After having dinner.

He came in...

His face was like😨😱

Tushar- bhai ek baari me 3?

Neil- vahi toh problem hai bhai...ek hi baari me teeno ho gye😒😒😤

Avni- NEIL!

Neil- accha sorry...

Avni( in mind) - iska dost bhi isi ki tarah hai...bachao meko koi....

Suddenly...the door opened....

Me- mai ninja hatori ! Aa gya hu!!

Silence for 2 min😅

Me- i mean mai aa gyi! Avu ko bachaane!!!
My poor shinchu...usko manana padega ja kr...i love shinchan only!!!

Neil- kisse...

Me- aapke pados vaalo se..

Avni- thnq yrr...

Me- bhelcome 😂😂

Tushar- hi! My name is tushar....

Me- toh behjao! Na😒

( tushar means fine drops of water😂😂😂😂)

Tushar- 😑
U r very beautiful....

Me- accha...manna padega choice toh badi bakwass hai aapki....😁😁😁

Tushar- your name beautiful?

Me- 😏..... naam hai invitation card nhi hai jo sabko baat ti firu!😎😏

He made a frustrated face...

Me-  bhaiya! Rehn do tumse na ho payega!

Tushar- bhaiya!!!!

Me- toh kya akshay kumar sunna chah rhe the😒😑

Tushar- mai ja rha hu...

Me- jao na aane ko bhi kisne kaha tha😏

He went out....

Huh! Bala jesi shakal le kr akshay kumar ke sapne...

Bala uncle glared at me..

Me- uhh...vo uncke aap ni...dusre bala..... ayushman khurana vala..😅😅

Me- avi...neilu...kuch toh gadbad hai🤨🤨🤔

Neil- accha...

Me- bura...

Neil- kya bura...

Me- bohot bure ho dono ke dono!

Neil- kyu???

Me- tum dono mera male saut ke aaye!!!

Avni- hein!!!

Me- yeh bhi hasa rha hai!
Mai toh esa berojgaar ho jayega na...😔😔😕

Neil-  toh 15 saal ki umar me kaunsa N.R.I ban jayegi...
Or vese bhi vo pagal khaane se thodi na bhaag kr aya hai...tu tu hi rhegi...chinta mat kr

Me- 😒😒😒...
Jyada bola na romance ban krva dungi...

Neil- nhi nhi nhi nhi nhi....maine kaha kuch bola memsahab!😅

Me- impressive!😎

Avni- accha....bas kro ab...

Me- bas isse krne ko kaho...
3 bacche ho gye...abhi bhi chain nhi hai isse ...romance ka bhuka...lomda!🐺😏

Neil- tu 🐹

Me- AAAYYY!!!! Don't u dare call me chuhiya... i don't wanna become chuhi's chuha's crush 😏

Neil- 😑😑😑😑 toh tu 🐥

Me- ni mai 🐧🙈

Neil- tu 🐒

Me- mai toh 🐧 hu...🙈

Neil-  tu 🐰

Me- mai abhi bhi 🐧 hu...

We then felt uncomfortable....

We looked at the "lady hulk"(that ij what I call my mumma when she ij angly)
standing in frnt of us...
Glaring at us...

Me- um....bala uncle toh pachati chahiye ..

She made a confused face....

Neil- u mean "chapati"....

Me- haan haan vahi...vo thodi reaf
Lg rha tha....

Neil- fear...hota hai vo...

Me- bye peilu...mai chali...

Neil- peilu nhi neilu!!!

Me- bye dabbi....

Neil- dabbi nhi avi!!!!🤦🏻‍♀️🤯

Me- haan haan vahi...chote kacho ko bol dena meri taraf se bye

Neil- aaaarrrghhh!!! Vo bacche hai kacche nhi!!!

Me- haan but pehnte toh hai na vo kacche....

Neil- i give up!!!!

Me- bye!!! God blast u...

I ran fast.....

( 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 me was laughing so badly!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂)

Keep showing ur beautiful feeths...
Neil- u mean teeths?😑
Yeh yaha bhi aa gya...
Avuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!
Neil- ja rha hu na..
Dara kya rhi hai...

He went....
I also went...
He got a dent...
Frm his wifey friend...
And here this chapter also ends..😂😂😂😂😂😂

Love love❤😂

Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top