Do I, as a cat, need to explain?
Oh my, he did it again!
Goodness me, he took my food!

I can't stand him.
Surely, he would know not to mess with me?

Surely, he knows better? No, he doesn't!
Today was the last straw!
Umberto will pay!
Pay with his paws!
I will make sure of it!
Dog, you hear me?