John Pov
After hell was over, and I finally got home, I collapsed on my bed. I had homework even though it's fucking Saturday tomorrow.

I sighed and started to think about Prom.

Fucking Prom.
What a great night to be sad and lonely because no boy will ever date you because you're a basic bitch.

That's me for you.

I grabbed my phone and put in my earbuds. I waited for Peggy to text me. Damn that's a little sad.

I sat up and scrolled through the 'funny' Instagram memes.

Since when were memes on Instagram funny? I must've missed it.

I don't know about you, but I find Instagram humor awful. It's just not funny. But I still use Instagram anyway, because...
I don't know why actually.

I ran a hand through my hair and sighed. I'm tired but I don't want to take a nap. My logic makes no sense but that doesn't matter.

My phone beeped.
Fucking finally.

Fucktart: GUESS WHAT.

I found it only natural to name Peggy Fucktart in my phone. It really pinpoints her personality.

Me:What?
Fucktart: MODERN DAY GINGER JASON DEAN IS AT MY HOUSE.

Me: Did Eliza ask him out?
Fucktart: Dunno But The dude is here and looking hella annoyed with Eliza

Me: lol he don't like her
Fucktart:Ye, He looks like he wanna die-
Me: Lol mood

Fucktart: Aight Imma put earbuds in and FaceTime you so you can see his annyoance for yourself
Me: You spelled annoyance wrong.

Fucktart: Fuck you & ur family
Me:gAsp-

I turned on my lamp as it started to slowly get darker outside. My phone rang and I saw Peggy trying to FaceTime me.

I answered her and said,
"What up bitch?"

"Okay..
so not gonna lie, he's pretty hot but he looks like he wants to die. Like honestly. Eliza is annoying the fuck out of him. He keeps trying to leave." Peggy whispered, not looking at the camera.

"Waaait...turn the camera around. Lemme seeee-" I said lazily.

She rolled her eyes and turned the camera around. He looked pretty much as Peggy described him.

Ginger, wearing a trench coat and looked like he was a close relative of Jason Dean.
He was leaning on the wall near the front door, looking at Eliza with furrowed eyebrows.

Eliza stood a little straighter and said, "And so I was thinking..maybe we could..go to Pro-"

"I MADE COOKIES!"
Peggy shouted.

I laughed.
"Oh my god Peggy boo!" I exclaimed, still laughing.

Jason Deans brother looked taken back and he inched closer to the door.

"You know, I have homework that I should be doing so I'm just gonna..leave." He said, starting to leave.

Eliza grabbed his wrist and said,
"Can I come with you?"

He looked like he winced, but Eliza seemed to brush that off.

"..Why?" He asked.
Eliza shrugged.
"Can I come too?" Peggy asked.

He looked pretty upset with the idea of two girls coming to his house but said, "I mean..I guess but I don't know why you would want t-"

"Yay! I'll drive us!" Eliza exclaimed walking out the door.

"But you don't know where I live. And my motorcycle is here," The boy said, following after Eliza.

"Bitch this is gonna be great." Peggy whispered to her camera, aka me, and
running out the door.

"Or maybe you don't have to come with me you know." The boy said, scratching the back of his neck and shifting his weight.

"We could take my car and you could pick up your motorcycle tomorrow." Eliza urged.

"But..
I don't want to-
You know what? Fuck it. Just..
Just..Fine." The boy said, giving in.

"Wait whats his name?" I asked Peggy. "Hey, what's your name?" Peggy shouted to the boy.

"Alex." He replied, being dragged into the car with Eliza.

"Fuck," Peggy muttered, running to the car.

It was awkward silence in the car and I muttered, "Eliza isn't going to go to Prom with him."

"No shit Sherlock." Peggy whispered. "Who are you talking to?" Eliza asked.

"..The voices in my head."
Peggy stammered.

Alex chuckled, looking out the window. Eliza shot a glare at Peggy and continued driving.

"...You past my apartment." Alex said.
"Oh shit sorry." Eliza choked, going back to his apartment.

I watched them get out of the car, Peggy occasionally whispering vine references to me.

Alex went into the apartment complex, Peggy and Eliza following him.

"Alexis! How ya doin'? Ooh, who are these pretty ladies?" A man called.

Alex flipped the man off and continued walking to the elevator.

"Aww, Lexi, don't be like that!"
The man called.

"I'm not going to your fucking baby shower!" Alex shouted to the man, stepping in the elevator.

"Fuck you and your mum!"
The man yelled.

"My mum is dead you stupid fuck!" Alex shouted.

"Asshole!"
"Idiot!"

The elevator door closed, and Alex pressed a button.
It was silent in the elevator.

"..So that was my friend Thomas."