Chapter 13: my nutella ;~;
Elizabeth's pov*****
"Hmmmm.... what should I watch on YouTube?" I scrolled down the videos on the must watch list when I stumbled on one with a familiar name. "that's odd, legend of Zelda rap??" I clicked on it. as I watched the video I couldn't help but laugh. but another thing that got me was, how in the world is this possible? I exited out of the video and searched up the legend of Zelda and surprisingly more videos came up, walk throughs, reviews, parodies.
"So it's a video game???" This scared me. why? Because one we have real actual video game characters in our house, like from that world to this world. or two we have cosplayers trying to pretend they're game characters to kill us.... I mean who wouldn't want to kill rich people to get their money?! I sent the video to my sisters and turned off the computer. I left my room and went to the kitchen to get me a jar of happiness. yeah you guessed it.
"Time for Nutella ^-^" I grabbed the jar and a spoon and began to eat it. "ugh this must be what the Greeks called nectar of the gods omg! Wait, what if Greeks had always had Nutella and they just now decided to share it with us?? Oh my gosh, mind blown!"
"Do you always talk to yourself like a madwoman?"
I screamed. and in the process of it I dropped my Nutella. "SHIT FUCK DUCK!"
"Excuse me?" I turned around to see Ganon standing behind me leaning on the wall with his arms crossed and a cocky expression on his face. "you made me drop my Nutella! How could you! ;~;"
"Maybe you shouldn't be talking to yourself?"
"Maybe you shouldn't be sneaking up on girls! Much less kidnapping them...." I muttered the last piece hoping he couldn't hear me, but my luck he did.
He narrowed his eyes at me."what do you know about that?"
I freaked. he wasn't supposed to know until my sisters got home! "Nutella is bae??" Wow Eli great cover up. and that my friends is because I can never become a spy! Thank you thank you very much!
"I asked you a question girl" he growled at me.
"And I gave you an answer... man" hey! I could have said pig. judging by what I saw in the video though. maybe and hopefully he isn't the real deal or I'm dead.
He only chuckled "smart now aren't we?"
"I don't know about you but I'm pretty smart." brain! Staaahp! I don't want to die yet! Turn off all the smart ass comments will you?!
"You know normally I would kill the person that's being a smartass to me."
I shrugged at him, and looked down at my Nutella. then an idea piped in my head. "hey ganon, wanna play the Walmart game??" He looked at me confused by the quick change of subject.
"What's the Walmart game?" Figures -.-....
I grabbed my keys and pulled Ganon by the arm heading to my car. This guys going to live for once..
**** time skip brought to you by rainbows.****
"Ok this is the Walmart game, we both go into Walmart and get three things that will creep out the cashier ok?" He looked like he was thinking about it.
Come ON! Who thinks about these things!?
Responsible people.... hah! Jokes on you brain I'm not responsible xD
"Don't think about it lets just go." I pulled him into the store. I looked at him and saw him smirking.
"What are you smirking at?!?"
"You're strange." I laughed. it was more like a sarcastic laugh actually.
"Ever tried looking in the mirror?"
Ganon's pov****
This girl has guts I'll admit that.
"Are you coming or not?! I swear you men..." she muttered the last part. I turned and saw some rope, and got an idea. "Elizabeth"
She stopped walking ant turned around. "ugh what?" She wanted to play the game, well let's play a game.
I decided to pick her up and throw her over my shoulder.
"HEY! Put me down!"
"No, you wanted to play a game. so let's play the game." I grabbed the rope and threw it on my other shoulder and started to walk where the medicines were. I grabbed a box and headed to where I believe the so called Nutella was.
"Wait, ganon. those boxes.. tell me they aren't what I think they are." I ignored her and grabbed the Nutella, and an apple.
"DONT IGNORE ME!"
"Hush you're bringing too much attention." I placed the Nutella and the Apple down, then I dropped the rope and Elizabeth.
"Oof. do. Not. Do. That. EVER. AGAIN!"
I just rolled my eyes at her and pinned her down. "open your mouth."
"The hell would I do that for?!"
She isn't making this easy. fine hard way it is then.
I started to tickle her side making her laugh. when her mouth was opened I shoved the apple in her mouth.
"Mmmmffff!!!" She struggled and I tied her up with the rope and threw her over my shoulder again.
"Ffffmmmmfffff!!!"
Elizabeth's pov*********
The bastard!! How could he? He is so dead after this! I looked horrified at the box he had in his hand. maybe I should have listened and gotten away from him but noooooo I had to bring him to Walmart and act all FUCKING BUDDY BUDDY WITH HIM!
He dropped me on the cash register next to the other things and walked infront of the cashier.
"How much?"
Then it clicked. I looked at the blond cashier who was looking at both of us with wide eyes.
"E-excuse me s-sir??" The cashier looked at ganon frightened.
"Don't make me repeat myself, how much for all this?" Ganon looked menacingly at the poor cashier.
"F-free s-sir"
"Thank you that's very nice of you," he then got close and whispered, "you're next."
the cashier closed the register and left, running. the poor blond. she won't forget this probably.
Ganon picked me back up and walked outside with all the stuff. once we got to the parking lot he put me down gently and untied me. I spit out the apple.
And laughed.
"Really? Really Ganon? I-I can't I'm done xD"
He smirked." you said we were supposed to buy three things to Freak out the cashier."
"Ok so let me get this straight, you bought, Nutella, a rope, a box of condoms, and an apple?!? Just to freak out the cashier?!"
"Correction, I bought Nutella, you, and a box of condoms."
"YOU MADE IT LOOK LIKE YOU WERE GOING TO- you know what I'm done!" That's it no more Walmart games with this guy. he's obviously a pro. I finally stopped laughing and got in the car. he got in next to me and gave me the nutella.
"I owed you Nutella didn't i?"
Maybe he's not so bad after all.
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A/n
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