{3rd POV} {Cussing ahead; you were warned}

Somehow, Chat Noir convinced Ladybug to reveal their identities to each other.

"Spots Off."

"Claws In."

Opening their eyes, they gasp.

"Oh hell no." Chat Noir says. "Why does it have to be you?! To think I fell in love with...you! Ew!"

"You?!" Ladybug exclaims. "Fuck this shit, I'm out." Pulling off his earrings, Gabriel tosses them somewhere.

"Father!" Adrien exclaims. "How the hell did you look like a girl when you were transformed?!"

"I-I don't know!" Gabriel exclaimed.

"I'm done." Adrien pulled off his ring and threw it in the direction his father had tossed his miraculous moments previously.

"So..." Adrien said, tears falling from his eyes. "I think I'll need therapy.."

"Fuck that for right now," Gabriel says, looking down from the roof he was standing on. "How the hell are we gonna get down from here?"

"We can call the police to help us down."

"For fuck's sake, son! Do you want my reputation to be ruined?!"

"For the record, I couldn't give a flying fuck."

And with that, Adrien was tossed over the roof by his father and never seen again.

Gabriel, however, died of starvation from staying upon that roof for to long.

Fin.