| | 10:00 a.m. | |

Unknown Number:
GOOOOOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE!!

Me:
Wrong send...

Unknown Number:
Oh no. Not this time. What's up?

Me:
I'm gonna pretend a complete stranger and possible murderer did not just text me. It's too early for this shit.

Unknown Number:
It's ten in the morning. How is that early.

Me:
You just woke me up, on a saturday, therefore, it is still early. Now leave me alone or we might both find ourselves in jail.

Unknown Number:
But i can't! Do you not feel our connection? We have something! Don't try denying it!

Unknown Number:
Babe?

Unknown Number:
Fellow possible murderer?

Unknown Number:
NOOOOO!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!

Unknown Number:
...i killed a man.

Me:
For real?

Me:
Seriously??

Me:
Fine. Don't expect me to reply to you anymore.

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