Harry:

Hello, girlfriend, dear!

How should I sweep you off of your feet today?

:D

Amanda:

Did you honestly just begin with 'girlfriend, dear'?

Wow, Harry XD

Harry:

What? I wanted to sound cute ;)

Amanda:

You failed horrendously XD

Harry:

Damn. Oh, well.

How are you doing today?

:P

Amanda:

Alright, just starting some revision, you?

Harry:

Lazing about, wishing you were here :P

Amanda:

Aw, bless. You've turned softer already!

Harry:

I am generally a soft person.

...

Ha-ha ;)

Amanda:

You've just thought of something dirty, haven't you?

Harry:

Noooooo, of course not! XD

Amanda:

You sure? Because I can very much imagine a flacid dick being your thought :P

Harry:

My dick ain't soft!

Amanda:

Oh, really? So you walk around 24/7 with an eréction?

Harry:

...

Only for you, my love!

8=====D

Amanda:

HARRY NO

NOT AGAIN

WHY THE DICK PIC

Harry:

It's my machete.

Amanda:

What? Deadly, leathal and dangerous?

Harry:

If you like shit like that, then yeah? :P

Amanda:

Wow, Harry. You are so childish XD