Smash Bros: The F%^k!? HELL NO!

Me:*internal screaming* WHY DID I FIND THIS!? HELL NO!

Robin:*right eye twitches and gets out his Levin Sword* PEACH BACK THE HELL AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND!*chases her*

Peach: Eep!*runs away*

Chrom: I'm gay for the last time-*notices Robin chasing Peach* Oh boy*runs after him*

Lucina:*also chasing Peach* GET AWAY FROM MY FATHER!!!!!