The original members of Avengers only :)

Warning: Swearing
-

"Who the fuck put mistletoe in every room in this fucking tower?!"

You screamed from the top of your lungs. You were getting tired of the tradition now, as it has became a competition between the Avengers- who got the most kisses under the mistletoe.

It all started when Clint tried to explain this Christmas tradition to the God of Thunder. Tony practically started this 'competition of kisses' like he would say, more to your dismay.

"Whatever, Y/N."

Natasha said, before pecked your cheek softly. She smirked and walked away, proud with herself. She was a few kisses away left behind by Tony who was leading this mini mistletoe competition.

"That's my tenth kiss for today!"

She announced. Tony who just walked in groaned in frustration. He only had two kisses more than Natasha's, and now he felt as if Black Widow was going to win instead of him.

On the other hand, you were in the last place. Clint was in the 3rd place, while Thor in the 4th place. Bruce and Steve were tied to each other at the 5th place. Sadly, you were losing because you hated this competition.

"Can we just stop doing this, please?"

You almost begged at the billionaire as he tried to get under the mistletoe with you, twice today!

"Relax, Y/N. Why are you so grumpy?"

You rolled your eyes dramatically and put your hands on your waist. You could never get away from this. Your friends were a whole bunch of kids sometimes, seriously.

Finally, somehow you managed to persuade them to play with the snow outside, forgetting about the mistletoe for a while. Only Bruce decided to stay indoor rather than being in the snow. You managed to stay away from the mistletoe, but your peace didn't last long.

You groaned when a snowball hit you on the head. You glared daggers at Tony who was laughing so hard at your red face. You threw a snowball at him but he quickly dodged it.

"You're lame, Y/N!"

He shouted at you, making you threw a bigger snowball at him, only for him to dodge it and the snowball hit Steve instead. Your eyes widen and you apologised. But after seeing Steve's shock face, you laughed and threw another snowball at the Super Soldier.

"You're asking for it, Y/N!"

Steve said before throwing a big snowball at you, his strength overpowered yours and you fell on the ground that was covered in snow. Thor laughed but he helped you up from the snow bed.

"You guys are kids."

Natasha scoffed, rolling her eyes. Clint smirked before pushing her harshly, she stumbled on her feet and fell down on the snow. All of you laughed except Natasha, who was groaning in annoyance.

She stood up, and an evil smirk was painted on her face when she threw a snowball randomly. It landed perfectly on Steve's handsome face. You snorted and you could tell that Steve was pissed.

"You're fucking mean, Nat."

Steve muttered, but loud enough for everyone to hear him. His eyes widen when he realised that everyone was staring at him.

"Language!"

All of you said in unison, making the Super Soldier stomped his feet like a scolded child. Thor wrapped an arm around your shoulder, his warmth was engulfing you.

"This is fun. I think I want to bring my brother here next year."

Thor suggested, a bright smile decorated his face. Clint snickered and Natasha shook her head at the God of Thunder's suggestion.

"Well, that is not a very good idea."

She said, crossing her arms against her chest. You looked at Thor who was eager to bring Loki here. You put your hand on his arm softly and smiled.

"I think that is a good idea, Thor."

You whispered at him, his smile widen at your comforting words. He thanked you and suddenly, an idea popped out on your mind.

"Hey, wanna hear some Christmas jokes?"

You asked. They all just nodded violently, even if Tony was smirking at you. He knew your jokes were going to be lame and boring.

"What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause."

You joked, earning laughter from Thor and Steve. Clint and Natasha just shook their heads, judging you silently and Tony definitely wasn't impressed of it.

"How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?"

Tony asked, a smirk was dancing on his lips. You were thinking before Clint put his hand up, proud that he knew the joke.

"He was hooked on trees his whole life!"

Clint said casually. You snorted and looked over at Thor who was a little bit confused at the jokes that his friends were throwing.

"Let me try.. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?"

Steve tried to participate. You were bouncing on your feet in excitement but you knew the answer.

"Frostbite!"

You said, more than happy to say it. They all laughed at you. You frowned slightly, but then you just laughed along with them.

"What part of the body do you only see around Christmas?"

Tony smirked, his joke was going to make you annoyed. He just knew it. Natasha's eyes brighten and she definitely knew where this was going.

"Tony, the mistletoe."

She answered with a proud smirk on her face. They all started to remember about the mistletoe competition.

"No, I hate this competition!"

You whined but Thor silenced you when he lifted you up in his arms like a baby. You hit his arm a few times but he didn't seem to flinch at all.

"Hey, Thor. Wanna hear joke?"

You said, while you were on the way to walk into the tower. He nodded, even if he was still confused with the jokes.

"What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling?"

Thor frowned, and shook his head. You smirked when you said:

"Mistletoad."

-

Wishing you a magical and blissful holiday!
Have a merry Christmas and prosperous New Year!