Thor: Maybelline or Loréal?

Wade: Why

Thor: I need hair product
Asgard's isn't worth two half coppers

Peter: Wouldn't that just be a whole copper?

Thor: ...
Okay I didn't create the currency, I just rule the kingdom

Natasha: Loréal

Thor: Thanks :)

Loki: Any particular reason

Wade: Because you're worth it
Duh

Natasha: Better than my long winded response ^^

Bucky: I prefer Maybelline

Natasha: Well no one asked you
Besides, Thor is already following my advice

Peter: You snooze, you lose

Bucky: I wasn't even sleeping
I was in a mini golf tournament

Steve: I was there :D

Clint: I was watching too

Peter: Did you win?

Bucky: Apparently snapping the golf clubs in half gets you disqualified
And so does having a metal arm

Wade: Discrimination at its finest D:
You go back to those people and you shove that half golf club right up their-

Natasha: Wade
There are kids here

Wade: Well you get the idea

Peter: Hey, I'm no kid!

Clint: Ha
That's a joke if I've ever heard one

Peter: >:(

Clint: Come in close kid because I have some important advice for you
Don't be a little shit your whole life

Tony: That's actually good advice

Rhodey: Wade, I said scones not STONES

Wade: What?

Rhodey: When I asked you to bring me some scones
But you gave me stones

Wade: Ohhh, I thought it was weird you were asking me to get you rocks
Did you like the wrapping though?
I did it all by myself

Peter: No, I did it all

Wade: Peter did it all by himself
Under my supervision, of course :D

Rhodey: Well it wasn't terrible

Thor: Since I'm currently on Earth
I should come and see some of you guys

Tony: One day we should all just meet up at that shawarma joint

Natasha: I can't. I'm busy

Thor: He hasn't even given the date yet

Natasha: Whatever the date is, I'm busy

Loki: I'll come as substitution

Tony: You're already invited
Everyone in this chat is invited

Loki: I feel so loved :')

Peter: Yeah, let's set all rivalries aside and eat some shawarma

Clint: If the kid is going, I'm not

Peter: -_-
Okay I have to ask my Aunt May first

Sam: Guess what super sexy hero with red goggles, a telepathic bird, and awesome mechanical wings just scored a date
It's me, btw
Fyi

Wade: Idc

Rhodey: Lol

Bucky: Who's it with?

Sam: Ororo

Wade: Oreo?

Steve: I think he means as in Storm

Wade: Is she related to an Oreo?
I could use some Oreos right now

Rhodey: Mmm

Sam: No she's not related to an oreo

Wade: So like
What does this Oreo lady do?

Sam: ...
Her name
Is Storm

Wade: I thought it was Oreo D:

Natasha: Do you just black out at certain moments or something

Wade: Yeah sometimes
My doctor says it's a condition but what does he know, lol

Natasha: ...