Bucky: Guys
I have no gag reflex D:

Steve: What

Bucky: I was eating ice cream and the spoon got lodged in my throat
But my throat didn't react
And now I'm scared

Wade: "My throat didn't react" - Bucky Barnes, 2016

Steve: Go to the doctor

Bucky: Doctors are kind of scared of me
You know with having a metal arm and everything

Sam: Long sleeves

Rhodey: And a glove

Sam: Problem=solved

Clint: Does anybody know any good therapists around?

Steve: D:

Rhodey: Why?

Clint: My wife says I need therapy
She says it's "astonishing" how I can be a hero and still hate people so much

Tony: Mrs. Hawkeye has a point
I hate most people as well
But I'm rich so I can, ha

Wade: I'll get you in touch with my old therapist
She works wonders

Sam: Everything you have to offer is just shady af

Wade: Nooo, this one is nice
I'll hook you up Clint

Clint: You da real mvp

Wade: I know bro :D

Peter: #relationshipgoals ^^

Loki: Clade, aww
Wait
The bromance was supposed to be between Clint and ME

Rhodey: What is your ship name, Lint?
Lol, sounds like failure

Loki: Cloki -_-

Thor: What about your bromance with mee
We are 'brothers' after all

Peter: Thoki <3

Loki: I hate you Thor

Thor: Ouch

Peter: </3

Natasha: Where the hell is Bucky
BUCKY

Steve: He had to go to the doctor to see about his gag reflex

Natasha: I'm going to kill him

Loki: What'd he do this time?

Natasha: Nothing
I just feel like killing him

Tony: I bet my money on you

Rhodey: No way, Bucky would totally win

Tony: Maybe as the Winter Soldier but as Bucky he's basically a little dumpling

Steve: He fought in World War II

Tony: Okay so he's a patriotic dumpling

Rhodey: Either way, Nat has a soft spot for him

Natasha: No I don't

Wade: She'll crush him in his soft spot

Natasha: Thank you

Peter: Guys we're encouraging a fight to happen
Between two highly trained assassins
Does anyone else see the problem here

Tony: You're broke so you can't bet any of your money in

Peter: ...
50 bucks on Bucky

Sam: Bucckkkyyy, a brainwashed, WWII veteran with a metal arm even stronger than his alcohol tolerance
Naaat, she is beauty, she is grace, she will punch you in the face
And kick you in the face
And shoot you in the face

Tony: It seems we have an announcer ;D

Bucky: Guys you can't arrange a fight for me while I'm in a waiting room

Wade: We kind of just did

Rhodey: Invite your friends
Invite your family
Invite your neighbors and their cat

Steve: My money is on you Buck

Bucky: You're encouraging this...

Loki: I think by this point, everyone is