XIX. Plan Flop
Mytri's POV:
Finally!!! Preparations finished!!
'My god' is so much excited about my interview. He helped me preparing for my interview. Sujith brought me some high standard books on corporate interview techniques and Shyam helped me hiding those books. Thanks to Shyam's hiding skills that the books are not found and so Seshi didn't find motivate (force) me to read them.
But 'My god' has some more ideas for me...In one click he downloaded the best books and make me read and even conducted Mock Interview for me...I must say it is very definitely hard for a normal, innocent human being like me to reach Seshi's standards.
Pyar sent me the list of the goods I had to gift to her with my First Salary!
MIL and other aunties went to temple to pray for me and even I went to temple and prayed for myself that the interviews in Grace Incorporation should be highly professional with NO CHEATING policy and therefore they should recruit trustworthy, dedicating employees but not DEVIL!
Hope Dear gods and goddesses understood the inner meaning of my complicated prayers!
FIL said he is proud of me and Seshi; he even kissed on my forehead before dropping me at the interview.
Now, I'm sitting in the lounge area of FIL's large office building, trying to calm my mind and praying to God to favor me.
As a mere powerless human being, I tried my best at my own cost and rest is in god's hand.
I still have five more minutes to be called In for interview so in the meanwhile... I need to pray more to god to help me in this tough mission.
I joined my hands and looked up at the ceiling of the building and started praying...
'Hey almighty who gave us food, clothing and shelter...
Who gave brain to think and heart to love...
Who gave friends to take care of and husbands to exercise...
Who gave money to spend and honey to taste...
Please, by all mercy you can bestow upon me, help me in this difficulty.'
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"Hey god, from when it became so difficult to fail an interview _"
I just started my second prayer and about to continue for some more time if I was not called inside the Human Resource Manager team.
Oof... May all the good spirits help my poor soul
I knocked on the door twice and heard a 'come in'. I took a deep breath and went inside and saw a lady in her late forties sitting on the chair comfortable and regally with so much attitude.
I smiled at her and gave my Curriculum vitae (CV) to her. She took it and nodded curtly at me.
How rude!!! Don't worry... you will start feeling extreme emotions from now on...
She opened the file I gave and the first thing is the photo on CV which made her eyes go wide and stumble back in her chair.
It was my photo no doubt
But...
But...
It's my picture with the ghost costume and makeup from the prank played on Seshi two days ago.

Do not, by any chance think that I'm silly...
They mentioned that the picture should be Latest one. The Latest picture I took was two days ago in my Ghost outfit. I followed their rules precisely.
HEHEHEHE!!!!
And God knows that I did not lie in the CV at all... All I mentioned are nothing but truth!!! But with a pinch of Mytri-ness in it or Should I say Craziness?
She suddenly looked up from file to look at me with her baffled expression. She looked for few seconds to my photo, then at me, then at my photo and then at me.
Why she is checking us (Me and my photo) again!
Shyam said this photos is perfect, As of yesterday afternoon it got 4.5 millions likes in facebook but Yesterday evening it is nowhere to be found in social media because Seshi told "I took care of the picture"
So, Indeed I gave HR my best Picture then why is she not happy?
Devil Mytri: Oh Mytri!! Just give one or two more heart attacks and this HR lady will definitely say "Get out!!"
After finally she realized that the person in the picture is really me, she started reviewing my CV.
Name : Mrs. Seshank Gupta.
Well the explanation to my CV is...
My name after marriage is referred like this. I'm an Indian who believes in traditions. I am right! Right?
So I'm no Mytri now, I'm Mrs. Seshank Gupta now.
Age : Enough to sire a heir.
The HR manager, whose name is Mrs. Cindy Lawrence looked at me with narrowed eyes and huffed.
In the olden days, girl's age is defined by their marital status and their children. So I just maintained that tradition.
Sex : Not done yet.
Ahh... Mrs. Lawrence mouth is wide open and eyes ready to come out its sockets now.
Well, Since I did not had our... Ahemm... yet... I just wrote the truth.
Nationality : Seshi-ian (only citizen in Seshi's heart)
It's so warm and cozy there!!! Huh... I wish for more. Hope he falls for me really soon so that we can stay in bed with each other for eternity.
Marital Status : umm... Kinda yes
I don't know why Mrs Lawrence looked up at me and gritted teeth.
Did I do any wrong?
"What do you mean 'kinda yes', Mrs. Gupta?" Mrs. Lawrence asked me. I grinned at her to tell my answer.
"You are very intelligent Mrs. Lawrence. So please connect the dots between this and the sex answer part." I said grinning widely.
She looked at the CV again and took a deep breath realizing what I was saying.
Any marriage is complete when they completely be each others. Since we still have a very long road to go I had to answer that way.
I told I'll not lie so I didn't.
She continued to read my CV. I am proud of her that she has a heart to read further even after many heart stokes she got.
Great effort! Now I am sure, I am not going to get the job!!
Education : Many Virtual platonic phD degrees from Howards school of witchcraft and wizards.
Experience : No experience since recently married. Maybe will get some after possible future honeymoon.
Hobbies : Watching Seshi, Spying on Seshi, torturing Seshi, Kissing Seshi. Simply, everything about Seshi. Since he is centre of my universe.
Career Objective : Make many babies with Seshi and let MIL and mom raise them and so indirectly show them where their actual place is!!
It would be so joyful to see when our beautiful babies go Pee Pee and POO POO on sassy MIL and Double Sassy MOM!!
Acheivements : Marrying Seshi
Projects : I have done many projects but few with excellent results are...
~ Burnt Seshi's shirt
~ Dyed Seshi's hair pink
~ Made him eat garden of bitter gourds. Etc.,
"Enough with the CV, let's continue with the actual interview" She said closing the file with a bang and looked at me pointedly.
What have I done?! *wicked grin*
"So, what do you think are your strengths and weakness?" She asked and I looked into her eyes to tell my answer sound and clear.
"Having Seshi beside me and being his wife are my strengths. And, when Seshi comes near me... so close to me then I cannot control myself. That's my weakness." I spouted my answer.
She took a deep breath trying to control herself.
HEHEHE... Now I will not get this job at all...
"Fine, What do you know about our company?"
"The company name is Grace Corporation. It's head quarters is in Manhattan, New York having thousands of branches throughout the world operating in Medical equipment, Insurance, Petro-Chemical and Wire-less communications . The headquarters have Forty floors. On the thirty ninth floor is where the owners of the company are. They are Raghuveer Gupta, Arvind Rana Singh, Prem Modi. Though the hold of the company is in their hands but they are puppets in the hands of their wives. These couples had three sons,One son each. Seshank, Sujith and Shyam. Most handsome Son name is Seshank Gupta and his beautiful wife's name is Mrs.Seshank Gupta. There are four elevators in this building. One of them is for private use and three for employee use. And one of the three elevators broke down yesterday and seems like it will get repaired in two days. There are ___"
And the interview continued like this for about Forty five minutes with various questions and answers until The HR lady is completely tired of me!!
"Enough... thank you so much Mrs. Gupta. Please leave, we will inform you about the recruitment later. Thank you." She cut me off and took out two tablets of Advil and gulped it down.
I bowed to her and went outside feeling free and achieved.
So this is what people call sweet fruit of hard work.
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Seshi's POV:
After dropping Mytri at Grace and warned the Security to be cautious about my wife's security....I drove to the mall to buy something for my pretty girl. It is our first month marriage anniversary today, so I am planning a beautiful date for her tonight.
I am glad that Mytri forget about today, so I can surprise her!
I went to Channel and other stores, I never bought anything for her from years, yet it is so easy to buy because everything suits her. The modern sleeveless dresses or the traditional outfit, everything looks picture perfect on her. I bought some formals and few party wear dresses and there a pink cocktail dress and a red floor length dress too.
I bought more and more dresses because Mytri loves having more.
But I didn't buy any Casuals or night wear because I love her being in my shirts.
Every day she comes to my room, opens my closet and choose whatever shirt she wants to wear for the night, grabs it and run toward her room. I like that act of hers....It kind of make me feel proud that SHE IS MINE, wearing mine and I am HER's offering my everything to her to share forever.
I head to the nearby Jeweler store which my in-laws own, MY love prefers nothing but perfect so I have no other option than Baradwaj Diamonds. I had to force a cheque into the manager's hand after buying a diamond necklace for Mytri because the manager was afraid of losing his job after taking payment from me.
I was shopping there when I received call from Mrs. Lawrence that she wants to meet me.
She is HR General Manager from Grace and I met her trice last year when she wanted my advice on some Nervour system problem of her husband.
When we met...
"Hi Mrs. Lawrence! How is Mr. Lawrence?"
"Robert is Fine Mr. Gupta...All thanks to you"
"It's nothing Mrs. Lawrence. It is just my responsibility as a doctor."
"It's just you generosity, but the reality is you saved his life. By the way, I interviewed your wife today." She said awkwardly looking out of place.
Okay!!! What happened?
Why is this hitler like lady shaken off?!
" Oh...Is that so..I know It's against the companies policy to ask about the result so, I just want to know about her performance."
"Amazing, I must say!" She said letting out a sigh of defeat...
Did really something amazing happen in the interview?
"Can, you elaborate, Ma'm" I asked as polite as I can
"Sure, why not" She said and opened the file she is holding and gave me some papers
I grabbed them immediately once I noticed it is my wife's CV.
What the hell?
Her name is Mytri for god sake! I love her calling by name not Mrs. Gupta
Age....Is she out of her mind? She is just 22! And as per me 22 is not enough to sire an heir!! A little peanut is not going to come out of her anytime soon!
Sex... I should teach the meaning of privacy and Secrecy to her.
How can she write this?
And if the resume is after we had done it, what did she plan to write then? Is she going to write how many times we are doing it every day!
Education....College of wizards and witches!
Where the hell the place is in, other than Harry potter series? No doubt why she was watching Harry Potter movie last night!!
For god sake...She was doing MBA from Indian Institute of Management (IIM, Pune) when she married me and she was topper there. I didn't force her to continue studies there because after that Vikram issue, I didn't feel that she is safe there...
Nationality....Seshi-ian? I somehow liked her answer of this question. I love that she unintentionally wrote the truth of my heart
Hobbies...oh god! She has many other hobbies like swimming, cooking, driving and her Jewelry expertise etc...why can't she mention them...!
Likewise I read her entire resume?...if it is the word to describe the paper in my hand...
I sighed, laughed and felt anger all at once going through different sections of her resume but the reality is I pitied Mrs. Lawrence for what she had gone through in the interview.
She was drinking coffee to reduce her headache when I completed reading my wife's Resume.
"I am so sorry that you had gone through all this...but can you assure me that this is the only copy and not yet reached my dad or uncles?" I asked her straightforwardly.
"Yes, this is the original and I am not planning to show it to the boss..." She said with lifeless tired eyes.
"Thanks , Mrs. Lawrence. I really appreciate it" I said and about to leave the table when....
"Mytri is Clever Dr. Gupta. She is a GEM, A rear combination of Intelligence, cunningness, brave and honesty."
Her words and her HR tone stopped me...I sat and continued listening to her...
Mrs. Lawrence: Infact, I felt like I was the one being interviewed. When she handled me this kind of resume, I have seen the confidence in her eyes other than the mischief she is trying to present. It is like she is challenging on my years of honesty in GRACE. I am sure she would make sure to fire me, if her resume reaches any inappropriate place or even your dad. She has guts and knows how to play her cards! She even demanded five times of salary of an intern and even demanded the project Senior manager position immediately after her training.
Me: What?
Mrs. Lawrence: Yes, She said that her time is very valuable and she will join the company as an intern if and only if we accept her demands and I conveyed the same message to your dad and Uncles when they asked me about my review on Mytri's interview.
Me: And What did dad say...If I may ask?
Mrs. Lawrence: Nothing. Absolutely nothing! His face is filled with different emotions like pride, cluelessness, anger, adoration, admiration and all , Infact his face is replica of your face right now. Bosses didn't announce their decision till now.
Me: Thank you, Mrs. Lawrence for giving the news and the resume.
Mrs. Lawrence (Smiling): WAIT! Mr. Gupta, I just read the resume...and I was anxious to know about the third point in it.
Me (In my doctor tone): Oh that...actually we felt we should do dating for a while before we consummate our marriage. It's nothing wrong in that. Right?
I left after paying the bill and heard something Mrs. Lawrence murmuring to herself... "Oh god! Now, please give some sense to this younger generation! DATING!! MY FOOT!! Real Dating in marriage couple starts only after consummating the marriage!!"
Mytri POV:
After giving my worst in the interview....company security dropped me home in company car.
Now I am 100% sure that I am not going to get the job!
Hurray!!
I can use all my precious time on Seshi now!!
"Mytri...Mytri!" I heard Seshi shouting excitingly from the hall!
"Yes, 'My god'" I said anxiously.
"I have some surprise for you, my wife" He said smiling, holding my hand and dragging me to other room
"Poor Seshi! He might have brought a gift for me assuming I will pass in the interview! Yuppie!! Now I get a gift and I no need to join Grace too because I'm sure Uncle will not recruit me after my answers and demands!!"
Suddenly, Seshi mobile rang and he stopped, directed me towards the room and I went inside and saw dresses, cosmetics and what not!
Wow!!
I came out to thank Seshi, When I heard him saying "Okay dad, I will inform her".
"Seshi, why you brought these for me?" I asked me..
"my devil baby, don't you remember, this is our first month anniversary today?"
Oh god! How can I forget it?
Tears of joy fell out of my eyes that he remembered our anniversary...He really remembered!
He is nothing like those uncaring husbands who forgets their own wedding monthly anniversary"
"Seshi, I...I...like you so much. I really love this surprise of yours" I said hugging him tightly.
"Baby, don't cry, I had one more surprise for you" He said lifting my head and kissing on my cheeks
"You got selected in Grace and from tomorrow you are joining as an intern and they accepted all your demands"
"What?" I shouted when he was busy kissing on my neck and so on.....
This is the worst ever wedding day surprise ever!!
How in the garbage I got selected?
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A/N
Hello Readers...
So, here's the most awaited interview chapter.
Mytri's plan is a great flop!!!!
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