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Suman- "Aaahhh....Mera Sir. " (rubbing her eyes.)

Shravan - Good morning beautiful. (kissing her forehead)

Suman- Aahh... Sir me bomb blast ho rha hai...Aah...
(keeping her hand on her temples)

She is about to remove comfort from her body but he holds her hand to stop her from doing so....She looks at him questionably.

Shravan- Take this Lemonade. You'll feel better.

She takes the glass from his hand....

Suman is about to remove comfort but shravan stops her again...

Shravan - Ise mat hatao...(panicking)

Suman- Kyu?

Shravan - Bas kaha na, mat hatao...

Suman- Tum pagal ho gye ho kya....

Shravan - Abhi to nhi hua hu but tumne ye comfort hataya to pakka pagal ho jaaunga. (pulling his hairs)

Suman- Aisa kya...Fir to jarur hataongi kyuki tumhe pagal karni ki badi jaldi padi hai...

Shravan - Theek hai hatado, Mujhe bhi pagal hone ki jaldi hai.... (with a naughty smirk on his face)

She pulls down the comfort slightly.   Her eyes widen after seeing her bare shoulder and cleavage. Suddenly reality strikes her. She immediately pulls the comfort up and hides l face under it... Shravan press his lips tightly to control his laughter.

Shravan - Kya hua... Mujhe pagal nhi karna hai kya...Jaldi karo sumo, I m waiting....  (mischievously)

Suman- Mere kapde.... Mere kapde kaha hai.... ( Taking out her face from the comfort.)

Shravan - Washing Machine Me....

Suman - Saare kapde....( innocently)

Shravan - Saare..... Top to bottom. (Coming close to her face)

Suman - Yuckkkkk...... (making disgusted face)

Shravan - Isme yuckk wali kaunsi baat hai...

Suman- Tum....How dare u... Tumne mere kapde kaise utaare.... (Pushing him hardly)

Shravan - U want to know... Theek hai, Pehle zip kholi... fir.......

Suman - Shutttt upppp.....  (closing his mouth with her palms)

Shravan - Are tumhe hi to janna tha. (With naughty glint in his eyes)

Suman - Nahi.. Nahi janna mujhe. (shaking her head negatively)

Shravan - Kyu nahi janna.... (Innocently)

Suman- Bas nahi janna.... Jaao tum yahase,....

Shravan- Mai kyu jaau....

Suman - Kyuki mujhe kapde pehenne hai. Itnisi baat nahi samaj aati tumhe. (annoyed)

Shravan - Haa to pehno... Maine kab mana kiya hai...

Suman- Tum jaoge tab hi pehungi na...

Shravan - Kyu mere saamne pehenne me koi problem hai.... (trying to look serious)

Suman- Tum jaate ho ya nhi yahase.... Please shravan, I want to change.

Shravan - Haa karlo change...But change karne ke liye pehle kuch pehenlo na....( smirking)

Suman- Shravannnnnn...... (throwing pillow on his face)

Shravan - I know my name sumo.... (teasing her)

Suman- Shut up and go from here before i actually throw u out of his room.... (irritated)

Shravan - Ok..Ok..going going...

He is about to leave the room, he turns back and shouts

"U have nothing to hide Sumo....."

before leaving the room...

She fumes and pulls her own hairs in frustration. 

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After sometime, In their Bedroom...

Suman- Shravan waise tum aaj itne jaldi kaise uth gye.... (taking a seep of lemonade)

Shravan - Itne jaldi matlab.... It's already 11 am ma'am.

Suman- Whattttttt..... Why didn't u wake me early? What others would say? Chachiji...Vandy Bhabhi...Lalaji... Ramnath uncle...Oh no...U stupid insane person. Becoz of u, i'll get a nice scolding now...

Shravan - Sumooo ... Stop panicking yaar... Chachiji n Vandy bhabhi khud pii kar tun hai, so u are out of danger Zone.

Suman- Kyaaa.... But how?

Shravan - You know sumo, Last night they sparked ur drink so that they get a chance to question ur upbringings.  (gritting his teeths)

Suman- Unbelievable. I never thought Chachiji and Vandy Bhabhi's could stoop this low.

Shravan- I got them drunk. U know, kal raat vandy bhabhi and chachi kaise naach rhi thi...Baapre... Kitna hot....

Suman- Chiiii...

Shravan - Chachi me to sridevi ki aatma ghus gyi... Wo kaunsa gaana tha.. Bijli giraane mai hu aayi, kehte hai mujhko hawa hawaii...😆

Suman- Whatt...Chachiji is song par dance kar rhi thii....😱

Shravan - Haa...Aur humare Lalaji bechare Mr India bane apna muh chipate fir rahe the😂

Suman- Oh my god Shravan. Hahahaaa. (laughs holding her stomach)

Shravan - Aur pta hai bhabhi ne to pole dance kiya, varun bhaiyaa ko pole banakar. Kitna sexy dance tha🙈. Varun bhaiya to shram se pani pani ho gye the😆.

Suman- Hahahaha.... (laughs uncontrollably)

Shravan - Accha chalo, ab jaldi se kuch khane k liye banado, Bhook lagi hai yaar...

Suman- Bhukkad.

Shravan - Same to u. (pinching her nose).
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IN KITCHEN...

Vandy - Suman, Aaj dinner me na vo sweet dish banana jo tumne preetibhoj k din banayi thi.... It was so yummy...

Suman- Kheer....(putting oil in the pan.)

Vandy - Oh so use kheer bolte hai....

Suman- Haa bana dungi bhabhi....( chopping onions)

Vandy- Thank u so much darling.

Suman- Vaise bhabhi... ek baat puchu? (putting mustard seeds in the pan)

Vandy- Go ahead...

Suman- Aap varun bhaiya ko ghussewale looks de rhi thi breakfast table par.... Aapka unse jhagda hua hai kya... (adding the chopped onions)

Vandy- Naam mat lo Varun ka.... (fuming cutely)

Suman- Kyu bhabhi...kya kiya bhaiyaa ne.....

Vandy- Kya kiya... Pucho mat.. U know suman, ye saare aadmi ek jaise hi hote hai. Biwi ne thodi se pi kya li to inhe jaise license mil jata hai.... ( complaining)

Suman- License...Mai kuch samjhi nhi...Kis cheez ka... (adding chopped tomatoes)

Vandy - Sleep X ka...

Suman - Bhabhi ab ye Sleep X kya hota hai..... (stirring the mixture)

Vandy - Whatt...Are u serious... Tumhe itna bhi nhi pta....

Suman- Nahi..koi sleep disorder hai kya...

Vandy- Haa aisa disorder jisme Husbands ki raat ki neend udd jaati hai....

Suman- Bhabi aap kya bol rhe ho...Mujhe kuch nhi sajh raha.... ( adding chilli powder)

Vandy- Idhar aao.. samjhati hu....

Vandy wispers something in suman's ear...

Suman mouth widens in shock.

Suman- Whattttttt......

Stirrer drops from her hand near her feet.

Vandy- Isliye mujge varun se baat nhi karni😠

Vandyyyy Puttarrrrrr.....

Vandy- Suman i need to go...mummyji bula rhi hai....

Vandy leaves.... Suman is lost in deep thoughts....

Suman - Kahi shravan ne bhi kal raat mere sath..... No no no.... (to herself)

Shravan se puchu kya....

Kahi sach me humare beech kuch hua ho to..

Nahi aisa nhi ho sakta...Mujhe shravan se is baare me baat karni hi hogi....

Just then, her nostrils smells something.

"Ohh no sumo.. Tune sab jala diya.... Shitttt."

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Updating this after 7 Months...Unbelievable.  I was literally shocked when i came to know that i gave last update of this story in November.😯😯

Appologies..But good news. I m continuing this ff...That means u wont have to wait for months for the updates...

Do tell me ur views... I'll continue only if i get enough readership for this ff.

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