Now this is dramatization, but this will be funny.

Enjoy.

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You up just a tick early. Instead of waking up and loafing in bed for a little, you jumped right up and was getting it going. Get the uniform on quickly and double check a few things. Spray some cologne and put it in your bag, make sure you got enough deodorant on, and make sure your hair is looking fine. Remembering what Ranko had told you. 

{ Confidence is what turns on a gal. }

Smell good, look good, feel good, show confidence. Let's give it a roll. 

Ranko rolled out of bed and took her shirt off. Then opened the blinds. It was going to take a minute to adjust. But she wasn't complaining. Just stoked about yesterday's time of fun. It was still fresh on her mind. 

Man I can't wait to tell the girls about that one. I've never had something that big before. I'm surprised I can talk and it took me two rinses to get everything out. Oh my God. Any bigger and I don't think it will fit. I would what I will call Mr. Virgin now. Going to have to be something else. I'll bump into him though. I'll over look while he heads to his locker. 

She went to the school and watched over. The next aisle of lockers he was there. She heard giggles and was thinking if there was any change. But there was an even amount of boy to girl percentage mostly. Ranko was expecting this to two friends just gossiping. Nothing new. But then, the unexpected. 

"'Cuse me ladies." Said a male voice familiar to her. 

"Sorry." One of the girls moved over. 

"All good. All good."

"Hey." One of the girls smiled. "What's that scent?"

"What?" You look over your shoulder at them. 

"I love that cologne. I have to know what it is." Said the other girl. 

"Go ahead and find out."

Oh wow. Is he really? Ranko causally looked over. Sure enough she's watching you. Seeing what you are going to do about these girls.

A girl got closer and took a whiff. "Mmm. Got that manly smell. This for a woman?" She asked.

"Not one in particular." You winked at her.

Hmph. He's taking my advice to heart. Guess that's what happens when you get laid and mature a bit. You become a little smarter and know what a woman wants. Or maybe he didn't know how to flirt. I don't know. I only got him flustered and had him host a SLS (Steamy Love Session). Ranko continued to be around the corner. 

"You're such a flirt." Giggled one of the girls.

"What? Least I'm not being cheesy." You made a good point.

"Well yeah, you're not trying to say something slutty or something so raunchy out loud."

Ranko nodded. They're right. I will give him that. He didn't say that to me either. 

"If you're around later will you see us in the afternoon?" 

"I'll be here." You agreed to a rendezvous. 

"I wonder how this will go about." Ranko mumbled to herself.

"Hey Ranko." Greeted a friend.

"Oh?" Ranko turned around to see her friend Yukana. "Oh hey girl. What's going on?"

"I should be asking you. Your locker is down at the other end. What's up?" Yukana knew something was weird. And she couldn't make heads or tails with this sort of thing. 

"It's just having a suspicion. You know, something good. But let's go. It's kinda boring anyway." She walked out with her trying not to give anything away. You of all people do not need to know what he is wielding. 

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After school came around and this was past the shoe lockers. Ranko had her bag ready and was looking forward to going home today. Just some personal time. Though were other means on her end. Before going home she wanted to double check on you. And that is to see what is going on. She also didn't have your number to leave you a text either. That was one thing she was regretting. 

"Ahhh." She sighed. "Go home, make food, hit the books so they don't bitch, and check up on the girls later. But-" She was having thoughts of yesterday. "Eight... Still, wow."

"Damn boy." Said a voice.

Hmph. What now? This is becoming a pain. Ranko looked up ahead and it just happened to be the same guy. What are the chances? Hair looks sharper, a smile with confidence, and the cologne was a strong smell. 

"Hello?" You look behind and there was this girl with long black hair with a pink bow towards the bottom. 

"Hi, do you want to meet me on the lunch for the roof. I mean- on the roof for lunch?" She was so nervous and was fumbling her words. 

I have to do something. He does not need to bring a girl like her to heartbreak. Ranko is walking closer to you two.

"Well sure thi-" You get shoved and your arm gets grabbed. "Huh!?"

"Sorry. He's coming with me." She took you for a walk leaving that girl hurt and in the dust. 

"Huh? Ranko? The hell?" You continue walking and are unsure what is going on. Why is she pushing you away from this girl? Is she connected to her? You are waiting for her to say something. Say why she is intervening. You had a girl approach you. That doesn't happen every day. Two in a row mind you, but not consistently. "Want to tell me what's going on?"

The girl frowned and stood dumbfounded. After working up that courage that was a hard defeat. It was like getting dressed up and not being allowed in the building while seeing others on the rooftops. As you were quite surprised that a one afternoon stand from yesterday would pull you aside. There was no strings attached outside knowing where your house was and losing the V-card into that Homewrecker Gyaru envelope. 

"Mind telling me what's going on?" You asked. 

"She could not handle you." She insisted.

"What does that mean? I was talking to a cute girl." You cried.

"She couldn't handle you. Like I said. You would be better off with someone else. I mean, at least go with a girl that knows what she's doing. Hello." So apparently she's a dating coach recommending a none virgin?

"What are you doing? So I have to date a girl who's not a virgin?"

Ranko sighed. "If she sees you pull down your pants one day she isn't going to suck it or let it inside. She's going to feed it a peanut."

"That supposed to be a mockery of me?" You huffed.

"Let's just say if you're 205 (pounds) then the five is in your dick. You're hung. That girl is like five feet tall. You trying to impale her? Or do you just want to hang a girl's virginity like panties in a boy's locker room?" Since when did spray tan slut girls have class?

"Thanks for the compliments. Big upgrade compared to yesterday. I mean, I'm trying just like you said."

"Okay. How many girls have you talked to today?"

"Okay. Let's see. There's a lot." You start to think about it. Two in the morning, that girl, the ones at lunch with the table across being polite, then class. "Uhhh, thirteen? Something like that?"

"You're just a dog aren't you. You only lost your virginity yesterday and now you have pussy radar? What the hell dude? That's scummy."

"Hold on, you think I'm trying to do naughty with every girl I talk to?"

"Sure seems like it Member Eight."

"Huh..."

"Do you measure yourself? Like I said, you're going to hurt somebody."

"No... why..."

"Again. Member Eight. Member. Your thing. Eight, inches. Got it?"

"Yeah..."

Ranko sighed. "Pick the girl you're going to pork. Because to Miss innocent you're going to destroy her world. More than just her heart."

"Do we have to keep going there!?" You complained. 

"Look, let's swap numbers and I can text you how to get that girl. I'm not letting you go hurt girls. That's not my intentions. If you have any intention of about loading up an innocent one that rod better be in a tissue or a sock. You hear me? I'll kick your ass!"

"Yes Dear?"

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Proving a point? Or jealousy?

-Rel