I hate them, you hate them, but hey, we gotta have them.

1. Smut IS allowed.

2. Swearing?  Pshhhh...... nah.... WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU TAKE ME FOR, HUH?!  SWEAR AS MUCH AS YOU FUCKING WANT, BRO!  DIS AIN'T NO FAKE SHIT!  I LIVE IN 'MURICA!

3. PLEASE at least TRY to use correct grammar and spelling.  I'm a bit of a Grammar Nazi.

4. DRAMAAAAAAAA!!!!

5. If someone doesn't reply, don't repeatedly tag them.  Tag them once, maybe, or continue the rp on your own.  Eventually, one of you will get the message.

6. PLEASE.  FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE.  DO NOT.  ROLEPLAY.  UNTIL I ACCEPT YOU.

7. Don't make someone hate roleplaying with you.  Basically, don't be a douche canoe.

8. Don't control another person's character, das darude.