Well f*ck you @Skittles1163 for giving me this stupid dare! Okay well the dare is that I have to go on a date with Bill Cipher and Will Cipher.....*gulp* I hate this already!

Bill: Hey Shooting Star *winks* You ready for our date?
Mabel: I can't believe I'm doing this! But it isn't a date.
Bill: But that's what the dare says!
Mabel: Do you want me to slap you?
Bill: Pain is hilarious!
Mabel: *slaps him*
Bill: *rubs his face* That one kind of hurt
Mabel: There's plenty more where that came from.
Bill: *looks away*

At the restaurant.....

Bill: What do you want to eat my Shooting Star?
Mabel: *grabs his wrist and squeezes it tightly* Don't. Call. Me. That!
Bill: Alright alright alright alright! Sheesh, but could ya let go of my wrist now? It kind of hurts.
Mabel: Fine. *lets go of Bill's wrist and sees a guaranteed mark*
Bill: *sighs*
Mabel: I hope it's permanent.
Bill: It won't be.
Mabel: shut up Cipher!
Bill: Why are we on last name basis?
Mabel: Cuz I don't like you!
Bill: But you are on a date with me!
Mabel: Like I said before, this isn't a date!
Bill: Keep telling yourself that
Mabel: *frowns and slaps him*
Bill: Ow!
Mabel: You deserved that
Bill: Let's just get food.
Mabel: Finally we can agree on something

When the food comes.....
Bill: This is pretty good for human food
Mabel: I know.
Bill: *frowns*
Mabel: So, I'm assuming that you don't eat very much?
Bill: Nope
Mabel: Okay.............
Bill: Is this making you feel uncomfortable?
Mabel: Yes. Very
Bill: *laughs* Great
Mabel: *frowns* I don't like you
Bill: Keep telling yourself that, kid.
Mabel: When will this date be over?
Bill: Oh you don't want to be here?
Mabel: What gave it away?
Bill: Everything
Mabel: *sighs*

After da food!

Bill: Well I had fun
Mabel: I guess I did to
Bill: You did??
Mabel: Yeah I did. But you and I are just friends. Okay?
Bill: *smiles* Okay.
Mabel: Well that was easier than I thought.
Bill: *attempts to kiss Mabel*
Mabel: *slaps him* don't do that ever again!
Bill: I thought that's what friends do
Mabel: You have a lot to learn. Well I'm going now, so bye Bill.
Bill: Bye Shooting Star