Everyone in the kitchen was thoroughly confused by the switch-up in Ashido's words. At least they were until a high-pitched, feminine giggle rang through the hallway. Izuku perked up like a pet dog and shot off toward the front door, but Bakugou threw his head back with an annoyed groan.

"My beloved!" What could only be described as a ball of light blonde fury shouted as it took off through the doorway and crashed into Izuku, knocking him to the ground with her on top of him.

"You're here!" Izuku exclaimed, blinking up at one of his best friends with the widest smile he'd managed in months. It dropped as he looked between Toga and Uraraka at the door in confusion. "Why're you here?"

"Christmas?" Uraraka said, like it was obvious, smiling toward Ashido one more time before she entered the house and sat back on her heels next to her girlfriend and best friend. "We've been planning this since junior year, but thanks for remembering."

Toga nodded in an overeager fashion as she grinned down at Izuku. "We went to your apartment first, but Todo said you were here."

Uraraka hummed, tilting her head slightly as she looked around the house. "Weird that he just trusted us with the address."

Bakugou appeared at the entrance to the living room, leaning on the door frame with an unapproving frown. "Pink cheeks," he said instead of an actual greeting. His jaw ticked as he looked to the right and found Toga on top of Izuku. "Crazy bitch."

"Katsuki Bakugou," Ashido snapped, crossing her arms like a disappointed mother once again.

"I'm not apologizing for that one," He said casually. Kirishima had joined him while Sero and Kaminari pushed past the two and stared at their boyfriend in clear confusion.

Toga's tongue flicked out, licking her abnormally sharp canines as she stared down the other blond. "He can have that one, can't you, pomeranian?"

"I'll kill you."

Toga hummed and shifted her weight. If Izuku were even remotely into girls, he'd probably be fighting for his life. "I'll put pink dye into your shampoo. Again."

Instead of responding to her threat, Bakugou turned his angry glare to his prone brother. "You can have the two idiots, but I draw the line at Fangs."

Toga smiled in victory, and Izuku suddenly remembered just how much she enjoyed toying with his brother. She rolled her hips slightly, pushing her chest forward while using her hands to stabilize herself on Izuku's chest. Her chin dropped as she looked down at Izuku, running a finger from his ear to the tip of his jaw. "This would be way more fun if this were doing literally anything for you," she said with a sad sigh as she slung her leg over Izuku's waist and stood up with a hand from Uraraka. 

Sero was the one to reach down and help a grinning Izuku to his feet. "As much fun as that little show was, you gonna tell us what's going on?" 

"Ochako Uraraka, Himiko Toga, my only two friends before moving here," Izuku introduced as Uraraka pushed past her girlfriend to hug Izuku herself. 

Uraraka flashed a wicked grin at the two men standing too close to Izuku. She clung to her friend, pushing her boobs against his chest just to watch Sero and Kaminari zero in on the movement. "Jealous?" 

Kaminari rested an elbow on Sero's shoulder, looking the two women up and down. "His brother just agreed to let us live, not gonna risk it with a power play in front of him," Kaminari said simply. 

"Just know we're not worried," Sero said with a barely concealed laugh. 

Uraraka's arm hooked around Izuku's neck, letting her hang off him in a much more comfortable way. "Oh, I like them, Iz." 

Toga's hand slipped around his waist, hugging him around the waist on the other side. "He never could resist unicorn hunters," she added. Her eyes flashed up, round and sad. "Did you replace us that easily, Iz-u-ku?" she asked, dragging out his name in a sultry tone. 

"Trust me, no part of this was easy," he grumbled, letting his cheek rest against the top of Toga's head. 

"We wouldn't know," Uraraka said, pretending to check her nails, "you never call us anymore." 

"I've been busy." 

"Busy being a whore," Toga said with a scoff, pushing herself off of Izuku and heading further into the house. Bakugou sneered at her as she pushed past him, but she just blew him a kiss in return. Uraraka followed after with a small giggle and a hop in her step. 

Ashido smacked the back of Izuku's head without any warning. 

"What the hell was that for?" he asked, one hand holding the sore spot. 

"You had hot lesbians in your back pocket and didn't tell me," she said with a huff, walking past him. 

Izuku glared at her, but turned to his boyfriends with a frown. "Are you guys mad?" 

Sero shook his head with a small smile. "I'm bi, so that was a fun show." 

"But I'm the whore," Izuku said, rolling his eyes and pushing the two apart to walk through them instead of around. They ticked him off, oh well. 

In the kitchen, Toga was seated on top of the counter, her legs swinging below her as Uraraka sat on a stool beside her, the brunette's arms draped over her lap. 

"So, are you two unicorn hunters?" Ashido asked, not at all subtle. 

Toga giggled as her eyes found Izuku again. "I like your new friends." 

"That one isn't mine," he said as he sat at the table. The counter was getting crowded. "She's Kacchan's." 

"Ew," Uraraka said quickly, her face scrunching from the bad taste it left in her mouth. "Why?" 

"Fuck you, that's why," Bakugou snapped. 

"Wow," Ashido said with a low whistle, leaning against the counter next to the two girls. "He hates you more than normal." 

"He's a fucking dick and the feeling is mutual," Toga said in a cheery tone. 

"Actually, we kind of like him now," Izuku said lazily, leaning back in his chair. 

"Ew, no," Toga groaned. 

Uraraka raised a brow and looked over to Izuku. "What happened? His heart grow three sizes or something?" 

"He's got a shiny new boy toy," Izuku said with a shrug. "Great abs, great taming abilities, I don't know." 

Uraraka hummed, letting her head rest against her girlfriend's thigh. "Ten bucks says we can break them up by the end of Christmas break." 

"Um, no?" Kirishima said, grabbing his boyfriend's wrist like the girls were planning to physically pull them apart. 

"That one?" Toga asked in disbelief, looking over to Izuku for confirmation. When he nodded, her eyes narrowed at the redhead.

"Is he drugging you?" 

"What? No-" 

"Blackmail?" 

"No!" 

"Monetary compensation?" 

"Jesus, no-" 

"Uh... hm... Stockholm syndrome!" 

"No!" 

"Hm, I'm out of ideas," Toga hummed, leaning back on her hands. 

Izuku rolled his eyes at her antics. "I think they might just be genuinely in love, Himi." 

"How?" 

Izuku shrugged this time. "Look at you two. Anything is possible." 

"First, ouch. You're mean today, love," Toga grumbled. "Second, we're not as bad as him." 

"You lit our chemistry teacher on fire," Izuku said with a tired sigh. 

"Crazy bitch, got it," Ashido said like she finally caught up. She didn't move away from the pair, though, and that was really starting to worry Izuku. Ashido was a nice girl, from what he'd seen, and he knew without a shadow of a doubt that his friends were not. They would chew her up like the bubble gum that inspired her hair and spit her out. 

Toga jutted her bottom lip out in a pout. "He wouldn't let me and 'Chako be lab partners. He deserved it." 

"Of course, he did, sweetie," Uraraka cooed at her. 

Toga smirked in Izuku's direction. "See?" 

"I don't want them in my house," Bakugou said in a firm tone, ignoring the girls and speaking directly to Izuku, as if he had any sway over them. 

"Why?" Ashido asked with her own pout. 

"They light shit on fire! All the fucking time!" 

"It was one teacher," Toga snapped back. 

"And that field, and my car, and Shoto's backpack, and Izuku's room, and my mom's kitchen. I still don't know how you freaks got into her house," Bakugou argued. 

"The field was an accident," Toga mumbled, glaring at her feet as they dangled. 

"Your car wasn't even on fire," Uraraka added with a huff. "It was just smoking. Todo's backpack was an accident, and so was the kitchen." 

"No," Bakugou said, standing firm with his decision. 

Toga licked her teeth and put on her best innocent smile. "What if we promise not to go all pyro?" 

"No." 

"Sho and I's apartment isn't big enough for all of us," Izuku pointed out. 

Bakugou rolled his eyes at the weak argument. "It's plenty big." 

"Not for six people." 

Bakugou's brows furrowed at the number for a second before he looked on either side of Izuku and realized he was also accounting for his boyfriends. "Still no." 

"Come on, Kats," Kirishima mumbled next to him. "It's just for Christmas break." 

"They are literally plotting to break us up!" 

Kirishima reeled back slightly, narrowing his eyes at the blond. "Are you going to let them?" 

"Obviously, not-" 

"Then, it's not a problem." 

Toga let out a low whistle as she tracked the argument like a tennis match. "He must be amazing in bed." 

Uraraka hummed in agreement as Kirishima went as red as his hair, and Bakugou looked ready to blow a fuse. "Firm but gentle. Ugh, I love soft tops." 

"Shut the fuck up!" Bakugou snapped. 

"Oh, it's going as well as I feared," Todoroki's voice suddenly called from the front door as he walked into the house. 

"Hey, Sho," Izuku greeted with a sweet smile. 

Todoroki blankly stared at him for a moment. "I realized after I sent them here that a fight was likely to break out." 

"No fight yet," Sero said. 

"You missed the softcore porn when the blonde one attacked Iz, though," Kaminari added with a shit eating grin. 

"Oh, I think I'm in love with that one," Toga said, tipping her head to the side. 

"Hey," Izuku said, snapping his fingers and getting her attention. "Mine. Down, girl." 

It was Kaminari's turn to wear a shit eating grin as he hung off the chair Izuku was seated on. "Yeah, I'm his." 

"Fucking gross," Bakugou grumbled. 

Uraraka rolled her eyes, but it was hard to tell if it was because of Bakugou, Kaminari, or Izuku. "So unfair you get two." Her eyes suddenly lit up with an idea as she wiggled her brows at Izuku. "Fivesome?" 

"Stop talking!" Bakugou shouted. 

Izuku ignored him. "Nah, I'm gonna be selfish with these two. You can have Shinsou, though." 

Toga hummed, one finger against her lips. "That's the hot guy from your class you fucked for weed, right?" 

"I did not fuck him for weed-" 

"Why're we talking about me?" Shinsou asked with a tired sigh as he walked into the kitchen. "New faces. Hey." 

Toga looked him up and down. "Nah, I still want the redhead." 

Shinsou blinked. "Well, then." 

"Look at him!" Toga exclaimed, still talking to Shinsou. "I want to climb him like a tree." 

"Hm, I wonder why Izuku was a whore in high school?" Sero asked like a smartass.

"Kiri," Izuku called, looking the man up and down. "You might want to go put a shirt on. There's a lot of horny bisexuals in this room." 

Sero put his hands up in surrender, a sour look on his face. "I rebuke that energy." 

Izuku rolled his eyes. "Fine, there are two horny bisexuals." 

Toga wiggled her brows once in Izuku's direction. "And one horny gay man clinging to monogamy a little too tightly." 

Izuku's annoyed smile took over his features as he glared her down. "Not monogamy if I have two boyfriends, sweetheart. And I'm not clinging to anything," he added as an afterthought. 

While Toga, Uraraka, and Ashido claimed the kitchen island, Shinsou pushed himself onto the counter and leaned his head against the cabinets. "I think I missed a chapter," he mumbled. 

Toga flashed him a smile over her shoulder. "More like a whole book, hunny." 

Kaminari made a grand sweeping gesture in front of him, Izuku, and Sero. "He's our boyfriend now, so no touchy." 

Shinsou scoffed with a grating sort of smirk on his face. "Whore." 

Ashido held up a hand in his direction, a clear indication to be silent. "You cheated on a booty call. What was that saying about stones and glass houses?" 

"I changed my mind," Izuku said quickly, smiling at Ashido. "You are mine, and Kacchan's not getting you back." 

"She's ours!" Toga cheered, resulting in the brunette in her lap just laughing at her. 

"All yours, pretty girl," Ashido said in a dreamy tone. 

Toga giggled, letting a hand brush hair away from Ashido's forehead before it rested under her chin. "We're gonna have so much fun with you." 

"Hey," Izuku called in a low warning. "We don't break our toys anymore, Himi. 'Chako, watch her this time." 

"That is incredibly concerning," Kirishima mumbled, standing half hidden behind Bakugou. It wasn't clear if he just wanted to be closer to his boyfriend because of the breakup threats or if he was genuinely hiding from the two women in the kitchen. 

"She should really be in a psych ward, I won't lie to you," Izuku said, making a vague motion with his hand as he kept his eyes on his grinning best friend. 

"No body, no crime. No body, no crime," Toga said in a sing-song voice, tilting her head to and fro. When she caught sight of Kirishima's face, which had gone remarkably pale, she burst out into a new set of giggles. "Jesus, I'm fucking with you. Obviously, I've never murdered someone." 

"Attempted manslaughter, but those charges were dropped," Uraraka said in a casual tone, inspecting her nails for chips before buffing them on her shirt. 

"Jesus fucking Christ," Kirishima whispered, stepping directly behind Bakugou now. 

"Still fucking with you, shitty hair," Bakugou drawled, grabbing his boyfriend from behind him and dragging him back to his side. "All she's ever been charged with is assault, and honestly, who hasn't?" 

"Everyone besides you two?" Izuku offered, oh so helpfully. He was even grinning and batting his eyelashes, just to be extra helpful. 

Shinsou tapped his heel against the side of the counter absently as he drawled, "I have." 

Toga rolled her eyes, tilting her head back until she could see an upside-down Shinsou. "Nobody cares, Sir fucks-a-lot." 

"Not the insult you think it is, bud," he shot back, still sounding remarkably bored. 

A dramatic wrist flipping twice before the back of Toga's hand came to rest on her forehead, and she fell back slightly, pretending to faint. "A gay man called me bud, however, will I go on?" She perked right back up, an idea suddenly striking her. "Oh, yeah, by eating my girlfriend out on his bed the next time he leaves the house. That'll do it." 

Kaminari, who had long since taken a seat next to Izuku, blew a breath from between his lips. "Joke's on you, Shinsou doesn't get out much." 

Izuku knew starting drama would be a horrible idea, but he truly couldn't help himself when he mumbled, "I seem to remember him doing an awful lot of leaving." 

In his defense, Shinsou needed even less time to clap back. "Funny, because I seem to remember you begging me to fuck you less than, hm, I don't know," he pretended to check a watch he wasn't wearing, "twenty-four hours ago?" 

An abrupt laugh, one that was ripped from Toga's mouth a second before she could clamp it down, rang through the room. Her hand slapped over her mouth for just a moment as everyone's eyes flew to her. "Oh, I'm sorry. It was just supposed to be a silly joke. I didn't mean for it to go this far." 

"I just don't know why everyone's attacking me," Shinsou mumbled. 

"Really, dude?" Sero asked, his voice slightly pitched up with disbelief. 

Shinsou pointed his gaze at Izuku. "We were friends yesterday." 

Izuku winced, scratching the back of his head. "So, uh, honestly? So much has happened today, I forgot I don't actually hate you anymore?" His explanation was definitely phrased as a question, unsure if Shinsou would even believe it. 

Unfortunately, it was very much the truth. 

Shinsou blinked once, then twice, then slowly dragged his eyes from Izuku to Kaminari, and then to Sero. "Yeah, have so much fun with that. He's all yours." 

"Okay, rude!" Izuku huffed, crossing his arms over his chest and falling back against the wood of the kitchen chair. 

"You forgot the fact that you don't hate me!" Shinsou accused, rightfully, of course. 

"My forgetfulness is part of my quirky charm!" Izuku shouted back, only half serious. 

"Of course, it is, carino," Sero said, petting Izuku's wrist from across the table. 

Izuku's offended expression quickly turned into a quietly triumphant smile that he aimed right at Shinsou. What the green-haired man didn't see was that Sero quickly shook his head as soon as Izuku turned away, causing most of the room to snicker. Izuku thought it was due to him proving Shinsou wrong. 

No one decided to correct him. 

"I think I'm still gonna hate him 'til the hickies are gone, though," Sero added with a casual shrug. 

"Hm, it's awkward again," Toga grumbled, not sounding too pleased about the tension. She quickly whipped her head around to Ashido, a sinister smile on her lips. "Let's go to your room while the boys measure their dicks." 

"Amazing idea," Ashido said, agreeing a little too quickly for Izuku's tastes. She didn't even glance at the men as she grabbed Toga's wrist to drag her from the kitchen. Toga grabbed Uraraka's hand, and the three disappeared to Ashido's room like a happy little lesbian train. 

Bakugou threw a hand in the air and turned on his heels, not bothering to grab his boyfriend when he knew the redhead would follow anyway. "Deku, scream if one of them touches you," he called as he left the kitchen as well. 

"Well, I'm not staying," Todoroki mumbled, not sparing anyone a glance as he walked right to the front door. 

Once his foot steps had disappeared from the front steps, Shinsou blew out a breath and tilted his head to the side to crack his neck. "Well, that's one way to clear a room." He pushed himself off the counter and took a few steps toward the stairs. "I don't really need to be here for this, but you should tell them what actually happened last night," he said, looking pointedly at Izuku. Without another word, he disappeared to the second floor. 

Izuku sank further into his chair, the bottom half of his face obscured by the table in front of him. "Let the record show, I said I was going to be the one to ruin it." 

Honestly, most of this chapter was filler, simply because I was having too much fun writing pointless dialogue. I didn't even have a plan for any plot to be in this chapter. I was just making the characters have a yap session.