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Thrandy Legolas Haldir Elrond Lindir and Celeborn Galadriel Piper are online

Piper: you all have a dare! You all have to get drunk on your finest wine!

Elves: AWW MAN!

Elrond: I can tell this will  not end well

3 hours later

Thrandy: AWEEE YEAHHHHHH *chugs bottle* (TaraIthiliell 😂😂)

Legolas: WHERE ARE THE HOBBITS?

Elves: TO ISENGUARD

LEGOLAS: TO ISENGUARD GUARD GUARD!

Elves: DA HOBBITS DA HOBBITS DA HOBBITS!

Galadriel: -*grabs mic and shoves Legolas* HA HA HAAAAAA PUMP IT!

Elves: LOUDER!

Galadriel: PUMP IT!

Elves: LOUDER!

Haldir: TURN UP THE RADIO BLAST THE STEREOOOO

Galadriel: RIGHTTTTT

Elrond: watch this! *deep voice* Chicken

Lindir: Nugget

Celeborn: in a biscuit!

Elrond: Chicken

Lindir: Nugget

Celeborn: in a biscuit

Piper: DIP IT ALL IN MASHED POTATOES!

Elves: *backup singing* DIP IT ALL IN MASHED POTATOESSSS!

Piper: welp I got all the footage I need so it's been real! Todaloo!

Thrandy: wait what?

Piper: *whispers* you'll see

Da end