This is for KatTheDanosaur

Vili is walking through the forest hunting when she suddenly comes to a trap and is dangling upside down.

Vili: AGHHH!

Merry: oh are you alright?

Vili: I can get down myself thank you!

Merry: suit yourself! *leans against the tree and eats*

Vili: *wiggles for ever and finally clicks heels together. There's no place like home! There's no place like home!

Merry: *smirks*

Vili: Merry?

Merry: hmnnn

Vili: help please?

Merry: of course! *steps in trap and is now dangling in front of Vili.

Vili: *sarcasm* well done.

Merry: oh hush! Anyways. What if we swing back and forth? That will surely break the ropes?

Vili: good idea.

They start to swing and somehow there ropes get tangled and they are too close for comfort.

Vili: well um.... *bright red at this point* awkward

Merry: *winks*  should we do what most couples do in this situation?

Vili: what would that be?

Merry: this*kisses*

Vili: although this is kinda  awkwardly romantic my head is hurting.

Pippin: looks like I got quite a catch!

Merry: these are your traps????

Pippin: yup.

Vili: get us down. Now.

Pippin: nah I don't think I will. *walks away*

Vili/Merry: PIPPIN! *struggle frantically*

Suddenly the ropes cut and they both fall down.

Vili: uhhhhhh

Merry: I think I've broken somethin...

Vili: ugh I'm gonna kill pippin!

Merry: not if I get him first!

Vili: *grins evilly* shall we get him then?

Merry: lets. *grins*

Da end